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@milt.dev

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Executive Functional Programmer VP of Engineering / Div. Engineering Lead @ Yet Analytics / TDA in #Baltimore Opinions are my own and they keep me warm

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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 28/09/2026

@pigeonaire.bsky.social just made this raucous tomato pie

A slice of tomato pie with some. Green beans on the side

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 23/09/2026

web developer update

A spider in a web in front of a wooden porch

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 21/09/2026

bivalve birthday boy 🦪🥳

milt making a YouTube thumbnail face holding an oyster shooter behind a seafood tower containing oysters, clams lobster and shrimp

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 20/09/2026

he wants a bite of my birthday cheeseburger so he puts one paw on my bestocked sock and makes this face

A Siamese cat placing one paw on a bestocked socked foot

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 19/09/2026

capping off vacation with some shellebration

A table with steamed crabs, shrimp, fries and hush puppies

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 18/09/2026

beach crow

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 18/09/2026

u ever cavort w a crab? 🦀

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 18/09/2026

he is our constant crabpanion now

A crab, on a beach, striking a pose

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 18/09/2026

got it as a gift, not very hot and just generally vinegary but the garlic is nice

A bottle of hot sauce. Text: PEPPER PALACE®
FUSION
REAPER & GARLIC
HOT CASTE
5 FL. OZ. (148mL)

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 18/09/2026

@pigeonaire.bsky.social made an amazing med spred at the beach

A table set with a Mediterranean spread of cheese, olives, cucumbers, flatbread and such

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 18/09/2026

lil guy

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 18/09/2026

return of pod

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 17/09/2026

pod

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 17/09/2026

looking up again

a starfield, eastern hemisphere Sept 16 10:53 PM

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 17/09/2026

inside you there are two Gusses

Photo of chicken place: GUS & GUS
PLACE
FRIED CHICKEN
GUS
& GUS
SERVING REHOBOTH SINCE 1956
COOKED
BOARDWALK FRENCH FRIES
PEANUT

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 17/09/2026

this store is closed and I’ve never wanted to break a window so bad

A tshirt in a store window: I NEVER DREAMED I'D GROW UP TO BE A SUPER SEXY
PONTOON CAPTAIN
BUT HERE I AM
KILLING IT
TUNITED

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 16/09/2026

crab hole

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 16/09/2026

gm

A view of the Atlantic Ocean around 10 AM. A rusty beach umbrella is covering the sun

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 15/09/2026

how yr email finds me

Milt on a beach chair with a big straw hat covering his face

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 15/09/2026

we’ve been at them lol

A partially finished box of insane donuts

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 15/09/2026

these things will fuck u right up

A box of Sandy Pony donuts

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 15/09/2026

looking up

a starry sky at night

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 14/09/2026

and they give u extry bah gawd

Extra oyster stew

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 14/09/2026

unnnggghhhhhh

Oyster stew

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 14/09/2026

this has been bubbling so long but time is an illusion

pots of Harrison’s erster stew bubbling behind the bar

000

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 14/09/2026

RETURN OF THE CLAMPOSTER

some little steamed clams, lovely

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 13/09/2026

some days ur the rc car and some days ur the dog

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 13/09/2026

roil with me

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 10/09/2026

say hi to otto

Me, a bearded man with an orange hat and glasses making a happy face, holding a very old terrier

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 10/09/2026

one mode and it is goblin mode

A Siamese cat with blue eyes getting scratches on the chin and making a face

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 10/09/2026

jazz news

Do you use LinkedIn to discover jazz news?

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 09/09/2026

man becomes gamer, family gets rgb sickness

Screenshot of headline with pic of blue glowing thing, text: POPULAR MECHANICS
A Man Brought a Strange Glowing Object Home. His Family Mysteriously Got Sick-Then the True Nightmare Began.

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 07/09/2026

gm

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 06/09/2026

night loaf 🍞

A Siamese cat in a loaf on a sofa

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 06/09/2026

u had me at cat-like

Screenshot of text: Why the Tuliptree
Aside from receiving the most votes, why should the Tuliptree be Baltimore's official tree?
For starters, its leaves have a unique cat-like shape.

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 06/09/2026

u need bluesky premium to go over 12

screenshot of Bluesky post: milt @milt.dev •now
Investigator
Bluesky Elder
that'd be wrong
13/13
• • •

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 06/09/2026

enhonse

low resolution image of brown horse

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 05/09/2026

bum rushed by acarsdrama

screenshot of Bluesky throng. Text: 11:194
throng.cee.wtf
山
461 / 400 in the throng loading last 3h
blockedforthispost
açarsdramaing myself all day heshrimpeningly post histories. Also, fix you
even s a
rson ig giant
Usin
(1/2) Air to Ground Message: WE HAVE A POSSIBLE FUEL LEAK ON THE RIGHT
& jim
MAIN TANK. AFTER T/O WE HAD A 2K
and 1
IMBALANCE. WE BALANCED AND NOW
but r
WE ARE GETTING CLOSE TO ANOTHER
Times
IMBAL. LOOKS LIKE WE ARE ONLY
car area
BURNING FUEL FROM THE RIGHT TANK.
your arm ur house is kills more
fl didnt ev rilstancil.b
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 04/09/2026

I’m honored but also super not from delaware

Screenshot of dialect map: Your dialect map
Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.
You talk most like someone from Delaware - about 52% of your answers match a typical resident.
MYDIALECT - STANDARD
•Soattle
•Minneapolis
shiladelphia
Baltima
mine
Least like you
Most like you
https://mydialect.us

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 04/09/2026

human blood. saved you a click

Screenshot of headline with picture of guacamole: serious eats
We Finally Cracked the Code to Keeping Guacamole From Turning Brown-This Clever
Trick Is a Keeper

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 03/09/2026

this time I’m not forgetting the chain

Me, a bearded man with glasses, wearing an orioles cap and a novelty orioles chain

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 02/09/2026

$460 in unpaid speeding tickets get fucked lol

A readout from the Baltimore city site showing that this fuckstick has $460 in unpaid speeding tickets

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 02/09/2026

even with the plate obscured I knew where this asshole was registered

A Virginia plate obscured by the plastic thingy cops use all the time

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 02/09/2026

stony run hit me with the dorito pollen this morning

My arm, covered in nacho cheese colored pollen, with watch and glove. Bike is visible in background

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 02/09/2026

A Siamese cat talking

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 01/09/2026

dad

Screenshot of messenger: 8:46 AM
?fs=e
10:04 AM
Was that a butt message?
I hope so

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 29/08/2026

mood

Dog with weird eyes from goosebumps intro

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 29/08/2026

> lentilmen

Neil from the young ones with lentils

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 29/08/2026

the ravens are probably going to want to reassess the name of this jumbotron bit

The ravens Jumbotron announcing the “flock cam” sponsored by pompeian oil

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 29/08/2026

rabens closer up

A view of ravens stadium from the ground floor