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Brett Miller

@millerb.co.uk
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Shite Reliability Engineer, Microsoft MVP, Devcontainers Evangelist Mostly talk about Tech, Music & NUFC I have no idea what I'm doing 🤷‍♂️ 📍 Hexham, Northumberland

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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 2h
More lightning 🌩️⚡️
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 29/09/2026
2am balcony vibes.
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Guess who jumped into the pool with their phone in their pocket and didn't realise for hour as it sat at the bottom of the pool..... 😬 Turns out my phone is IP68 rated and not necessarily tested in a Turkish pool but it's working fine.
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Lush wander today but it was too fucking hot to move too far from the shade.
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 27/09/2026
No better way to spend a late night sat on the balcony watching distant lightning
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 26/09/2026
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Father jack keeping the alcohol sponsors....who'd have thought it #NUFC
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Kids in bed ✅ 2 x Rum and Cokes ✅ Noise cancelling headphones ✅ Northern Exposure Redux ✅ Doesn't get much better than this 🥰
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Graeme Thomson @graemethomson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God speed Michael Kiwanuka's recovery. The new album is beautiful. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s...
theguardian.com
‘Everyone can relate to pain and struggle. So I’m sharing mine’: Michael Kiwanuka on life after his devastating stroke
The Mercury prize winner hasn’t been able to go home since falling ill last summer. In his only interview, he opens up about the ‘poignancy’ of finally releasing the new album his stroke shelved
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Railcard discriminating against real ska-heads 😡
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Harry McNally @harrymcnally.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fuck off you fat orange cunt
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 21/09/2026
ooooh this looks tasty with @posthuman.bsky.social ra.co/events/2541858
Poster for I Love acid and me me me at World Headquarters, Newcastle.

On the lineup are DJ Pierre, Posthuman and Man Power.
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 21/09/2026
erm yeah! Happy Monday
screenshot of 4 overlapping meetings from Outlook.
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 21/09/2026
Back went into spasm over the weekend so this is my desk for today. Codeine is great stuff. 🤪
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 19/09/2026
Live share synth jam 😳🤯
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 19/09/2026
All the fucking doom and gloom but I enjoyed the scrappiness at the end....bodies on the line, players closing down the shots. Was nervy but good to see them throwing everything at the attackers which we've conceded from in recent weeks. Doesn't matter how you win lads #NUFC
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 18/09/2026
#NUFC I think people would be happy with visibility over speed. It's just baffling how the only thing consistent about the current VAR approach is the inconsistency
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3 panel comic titled “Logging into Bluesky”

Panel 1: 
A Pink Guy bursts into Bluesky wearing a t-shirt that says “Fun”. His little face looks so happy.

Panel 2: 
Six Bluesky users turn to look at the Pink Guy. They all look dour and angry because they have been overdosing on the discourse. Having the current state of the world mainlined into their veins for 22 hours a day has left them real grumpy.

Panel 3:
Pink Guy slowly removes his t-shirt and quietly says “sorry”. He won’t soon forget that Bluesky is the home of Serious Discussion. If he wants “Fun” maybe he should log into the Barney the Dinosaur forums.
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 16/09/2026
Outstanding 👏 #BHAFC
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 16/09/2026
What a save that is from Steele #BHAFC
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 16/09/2026
Bairns footy training was cancelled tonight because there's a game some of the lads are going to. Didn't think they'd travel to Kidderminster on a Wed night with school the next day. #NUFC
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 16/09/2026
I wonder if taking to the field and not playing would send a message to those exclaiming "You can't just stand on the pitch and do nothing".
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 16/09/2026
Guess I'm stuck sending my money to a psycopath instead. 😦
screenshot of an email that was sent out to B4RN rural broadband customers stating that the service will not be extended into the area and cancelling the rollout due to insufficient demand.
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Dean @deanrmarsh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For those that may have missed this yesterday (you definitely did... a whole 9 people saw/liked it) t r a c k l i s t i s o b i r t h d a y s o i r é e s e p t e m b e r Mix uploaded tonight
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Beyond Vinyl @beyondvinyl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BIG VINYL CLEAROUT 🔥 300+ titles reduced at Beyond Vinyl — RSD releases, vinyl, CDs & limited editions, with some serious reductions. Nearly a 3rd of the stock already gone! Have a dig before the best stuff goes 👇 www.beyondvinyl.co.uk/sale/ @cheapindievinyl.bsky.social #Vinyl #RecordStoreDay
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Good preemptive goal from Salia for the #NUFC U21s there nicking it off the centre half trying to play out. York beat Swindon 4-0 at the weekend too with Mundia playing for Swindon.
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Annual performance review today. Me: I've been passed over for promotion twice after showing evidence of working above my grade for 3 years. I can't be arsed to do that again so I've not evidenced anything and I've not been sacked. Give me meets expectations again. Boss: Erm.....okay
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NullPointer 🍄 @nuiipointer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The sound I make since age 35 when I get up from the couch
Supermarket aisle sign that says “HOOAEG”. (Apparently it means season in Estonian).
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 13/09/2026
Imagine looking at the game and thinking "I know what will rescue this.....Joshua Zirkzee" Carrick out #MUFC
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 10/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Blade Movie: Wesley Snipes' Iconic Intro
ALT: Blade Movie: Wesley Snipes' Iconic Intro
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 09/09/2026
Where's the part where people get rich in this plan?
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 09/09/2026
Just as people will be topping off their oil tanks for the winter. I can barely contain my excitement. Stupid Orange turd
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 05/09/2026
Right fancied a chinese but didn't want to spend £50+ Homemade salt and chilli chips done in the fryer then finished in the wok. Used every flat surface and pan in the kitchen but it was proper nice.
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 05/09/2026
The 10 games prior to ours this season averaged 21.3 fouls per 90. There were 36 fouls in our game. I guess there was an intention by Bournemouth to break up our play and not let the crowd get behind us. Ref was awful and inconsistent. #NUFC
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 04/09/2026
Just two baby deer in the field on the way out earlier. Had to double take as it was strange seeing them out middle of the day there.
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 04/09/2026
Lewis Miley vs Two Touch King. Some boy #NUFC
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 04/09/2026
Some rail replacement bus journey this is. Top work
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 04/09/2026
Maybe that's because entry level engineers had enough resources to become adept at coding prior to any AI bollocks turned up. CS requirements were relaxed across most large tech firms long before we added the term Copilot to everything.
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 04/09/2026
Daughter this morning when morcheeba came on in the car. Looked it up and saved in Spotify then remarked it reminded her of the Cocteau twins. Proud dad moment
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 03/09/2026
Booked our first family holiday for 15 years and our kids first holidays abroad ever. Now that summer has skipped Autumn and went straight into winter it will be a nice relief for some more sunshine before we inevitably get to whinging about the price of heating the house.
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 02/09/2026
Is there somewhere that's not the daily heil for this? #NUFC
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 02/09/2026
This afternoon's album of choice has been so good for what feels like an overly warm autumnal morning.
open.spotify.com
Big Calm - Album by Morcheeba | Spotify
Morcheeba · album · 1998 · 11 songs
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 02/09/2026
Trying to book a last minute holiday and aside from the hostile websites you have to use. Is TUI and Thomas Cook still the only real options for package deals? I can't concentrate on what I'm booking because I have to keep filling out fucking traveller details! Would a Travel Agent/shop be better?
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 01/09/2026
Woltemade not quite working out after such a good start is a shame but the hit vs strike rate since the takeover has been obscenely good. A testament to recruitment at #NUFC Goalkeepers aside we've had meaningful contributions from all incomings football wise or financially.
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#NUFC
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 28/08/2026
I love Jaissle's to the point answers during the pressers 😂 Journos are thrown by it #NUFC
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Tim Weigel @timweigel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's amazing, it used to take humans a lot longer to be confidently wrong. With the aid of AI, we can be confidently wrong in seconds!
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Brett Miller @millerb.co.uk · 27/08/2026
The best thing about these photos (outside of the obvious buildings) is the cars in the shot. 1996 Ford Mondeo 1988/89 Nissan Sunny 1991 Astra Mk2 All 10 year old cars at the time the photo was taken.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I believe in morals over deities. I find religion a bit weird. Some of the loudest believers are doing shit in their god's name that he's gonna be fucking PISSED on judgement day. If I'm wrong and there IS a judgement day, I'll take my chances by trying not to be a dickhead.
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