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BASTARD

@gnocfc.bsky.social
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Here for football, but here for music and wrestling too. Chelsea by choice, Celtic by birthright. Dub over Fed, closer to 60 than 40. A bit Lefty and a Turntablist who likes records. And sweary. Very fucking sweary.

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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 8h
One of the things I love about #AEW is that sometimes, you get a bit of heel on heel action. #AEWDynamite
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 8h
Tony Khan said "it's voluntary" and his phone blew up.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 10h
There's no kayfabe tonight.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 10h
This, already, is a night I'll never forget.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 10h
bsky.app/profile/gnoc...
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 10h
Sending so much love to the people doing this.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 10h
FFS. I'm going to need a shit load more tissue. #PAC
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 10h
#ForTheBastards
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 10h
Yeah, I'm fucking done already. #BASTARD #PAC
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 13h
I don't know about this crossover, but I get serious Tony Khan and Michelle Kang similarity vibes.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 13h
Celebrate OUR BASTARD.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 13h
Just spare a thought for those stupid Norwegians who built in Svalbard a seed bank containing everything seed known to man, right in the arctic circle. /s
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 17h
PAC FOREVER YA SHITS !!!
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean, if he wants, he can change all US paperwork to SI at their considerable expense, but the rest of the world is gonna go "nah mate"
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#ManCity Except for Phil Foden, every single one of the first team squad was signed AFTER this investigation.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Premier League was supposed to be straight. We all laughed at Juventus and tutted that it couldn't happen here. It's clear that The Premier League cannot allow City to exist in the same space. It's existential: EPL has a choice - come hard or come weak
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck me, more bent than a literal Russian oligarch!!
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In the UK, Collision is usually broadcast on Tuesday. As Saturday was All Out, and with the current circumstances, what are #ITV4 showing tonight?
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FFS. Tears already.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are you seriously telling me that #JackSmith and #ManCity are not top 5 #Bluesky?
Blue sky trending
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy shitballs, this is why I love this Wrestling community. I'm new here so I haven't seen this before today, but phenomenal piece of work, just when I (we?) really need cheering up. #AEW #Sickos #RIPPAC #BASTARD
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck me. Ar Kids Noel and Liam are going to have to sell out the Emptyhad for years to bail them out of this! #ManCity #Oasis
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Mike DaMark @mikedamark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AEW isn’t for the sickos anymore. AEW is for the Bastards.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rest in peace you magnificent Bastard.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Two girls, one suplex" Don't ever change, Nigel! #AEW #AllOut
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I, for one, celebrate #MJF being number one. It will make him an even bigger and better dickhead.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just seen the new Barclaycard advert. "What you buy is your business" Whereas they literally mean "what you buy is OUR business" It's fucking hilarious.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
True story from last night... Wife: What time are you coming to bed tonight? Me: Tonight? #AEW
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And there's still over and a quarter to go.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#TheklaIsForTheChildren
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#AEWDynamite is fucking phenomenal and it's only the first match!
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This could all end tomorrow. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. UKRAINE. It really is that simple.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I truly believe that you learn most about a society through TV adverts. Drama, sports, movies; everything is made to provide an audience for the advertisers. The difference between Canadian and American TV is phenomenal....
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This Neil Peart documentary is awesome, and I'm only 10 minutes in. #Rush
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shintigercurl @shintigercurl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the one thing i notice is the the vast majority of sickos here don't just like AEW. they like other brands and encourage folks to watch those. they want folks to enjoy wrestling, not just a single brand. there is something pure about it.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The thing is, the government IS NOT subsidising the people, they are subsidising the HUGE companies that only pay minimal salaries. NOBODY should work for 40 hours a week and not have enough money for food, energy or housing.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Share a TV or movie villain or villainess you find sexy... Piece of piss for AEW wrestling fans. Mercedes Moné with a broken nose is hot AF.
Four pictures of wrestler Mercedes Moné after breaking her nose at AEW All In.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes, I know it's from "THAT" subscription. However, you had just moved 1500 records from one place to another, you'd probably need to chill for a bit too!
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I mean, yeah, it's not great right now. Could be worse though; we could be Spurs.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I used to be able to beltch the Pony bass line.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think we just need to chill for a bit. #KTBFFH
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay. Standard Chelsea season then!
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is interviewing players before full time a thing now?
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Congratulations Chelsea. That's the longest you've kept a clean sheet this season.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bright side? Clean sheet at half time #BRECHE
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chelsea have just kicked off. You have 6 minutes until the first goal. . . . It won't necessarily be a Chelsea goal.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@thebishf1.bsky.social Hi Matt.. I suspect we're the same age-ish... Did you get these comics too? Everyone knew that Skid Solo was the best driver ever.
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My wife is decluttering. I didn't even know that I had this. It's Tiger magazine from 1979. I would have been 9 years old and it was the first comic I collected. My mum would get it for me every Friday.. the bloke in the "sweet shop" used to hold it back for her/me #wrestlesky
A copy of Tiger magazine..
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BASTARD @gnocfc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm prepared to be shot down for this, but I reckon starting Hendo might be a great shout. #BRECHE
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swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I Had A Pound For Every Wank I've Ever Had, I'd Be Richer Than Jimmy Carr, And Yet Still Less Of A Wanker. It's 11:00AM
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