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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Watergate on steroids.
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Ruin a movie title with present participle: Dick Tracing
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Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu · 17/05/2025
Be proud. Proud of whom you love. Proud of who you are. Proud of who you are becoming. Because your journey is your power. Always remember: Europe is your ally. I am your ally. This week and every week. Be proud. Always.
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I just came across a live gig of Frank Klepacki on youtube, and it reminded me of one of the best four-word thriller stories of all time: "Unit ready, unit lost"
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Get this year's hottest Christmas tree ornament early!
The torso of a man wearing a black t-shirt with words and a picture on it. 

The words have the vowels blocked out, game show style. The consonants spell M. C. S. K. S., and F. D. S. Z.

The picture shows a Christmas tree bauble with the drawing of a cat on it.

Solving the Hungarian words behind the game show puzzle might either give you "tree ornament with cat", or it might indeed result in "f*ck fidesz".
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Say what you want about those teenage dogebags, they've worked on government efficiency for most of their careers.
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Yesterday brought a swift end to my career as a political prophet.
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Meanwhile, a shocking admission of guilt by the infamous leader of Hungary.
Tweet by Viktor Orbán, simply saying 'je suis Marine!'.
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Me in the national security team group chat.
Hide The Pain Harold looking at a computer. 

The meme shows an old man with white beard sitting at a desk, wearing a grey shirt, holding a coffee mug, looking at a laptop with an awkward smile on his face.
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Vienna-Budapest in 45 minutes, Budapest-Cluj another 80, in style. Can we have this within my lifetime, pretty please?
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Katalin Cseh @katalincseh.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Momentum representatives @ the Hungarian Parliament👇 Orban & co. have just *banned* Budapest Pride 🏳️‍🌈 threatening to fine participants 500€ In 2025. In an EU country. They’re NOT getting away with this. We’ll be there anyway & you should too #SeeYouAtBudapestPride euobserver.com/eu-political...
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Say what you want about those teenage dogebags, they've worked on government efficiency for most of their careers.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 03/02/2025
Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
That's not a nazi salute! That's just how you practice high fiving alone in your own bedroom when you're 11 and have no friends to actually high five you back.
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Today's clearsky discovery is that I'm on a bsky list called 'humour'. The gratifying feeling of sharing a list with Stephen Fry, Jimmy Kimmel, The Daily Show or Al Yankowitz is only mildly tempered by some of the other notable co-listees such as Monica Lewinsky or the Merriem-Webster dictionary.
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Listening to Dan Carlin's history of the French Revolution. Four hours in, the Han Dynasty is slowly taking shape.
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
Gold Banner on Red Background:

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
Nobody Asked For It; Everyone Hates It
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
THREAD: I’m going to share this thread here to clearly state my perspective on electric vehicles, car dependency and better cities, for all those who frequently ask me about it, including media, elected leaders and many others. Here goes. Please share it frequently if you think it will help. 🧵#EVS
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
This is what improvements to personal transportation would have looked like if Benz could ask an AI in 1880.
The British monarch's gold coated State Coach drawn by eight white horses, surrounded by liveried footmen.
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Why should I be the only one to suffer?
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Lucy Betteridge-Dyson @lmbd1418.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
‘We the unwilling led by the unknowing are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.’ - Konstantin Josef Jireček
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Fool them once, shame on him..
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Right. Here's your to-do list for the next two months to put you in the best possible position to survive what's coming: 1. Renew your passport (or apply for a passport) this week even if it is not expiring in the next four years. Renewing early will give you the maximum 10-year validity period.
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Where's that article from yesterday telling us to be nice to the losing side? I've got 70 million people to send it to.
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
What's the over-under on Vance 48, March 2025?
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Okay, the Hindenburg wasn't perfect..
A portrait of Ferdinand von Zeppelin.
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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
THE WAIT IS OVER! Watch my acclaimed parliament heist caper THE WHIP, now streaming on Prime Video. UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/B0D38KGCGG/ International: primevideo.com/detail/The-W...
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
Streaming comes in a few weeks and I cannot wait!
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
THIS IS HUGE! Researchers at The University of Texas at Austin have discovered and isolated a broadly neutralizing plasma antibody, known as SC27, which has been shown to neutralize ALL known variants of SARS-CoV-2. Let’s talk about that! 🧪🧵⬇️
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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
my film is out now, please come to cinemas and watch it linktr.ee/thewhipfilm
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
MrBeast of localhost
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
How I landed on Bluesky
Tim Robbins as Andy Dufresne in the film The Shawshank Redemption, crawling out of a sewage pipe into the rain.
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Andy Cowper @hpiandycowper.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
There are five major issues that need urgent fixing in the NHS. The first is workforce morale (importance 10/10; solubility 5/10; current priority 2.25/10) Data (the NHS Staff Survey and others) confirms this is a real and not rumoured problem.
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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
A full-time carer plots a daring heist from the Houses of Parliament, in a bid to thwart devastating welfare reforms known as Independence Credit. 'The Whip' my upcoming film is coming to UK cinemas. Stay tuned!
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Have the MAGA earpad crowd started to speak with a lisp?
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Boris Johnson's resignation honours can be criticised for a lot of things. I mean, I'm sure she's lovely..
Wikipedia page of Boris Johnson's 2022 resignation honours, with a portrait of him showing his usual unkempt hair.The MBE section of Boris Johnson's resignation honours list, with a person receiving an MBE for long-time parliamentary hairdresser service.
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Have the MAGA earpad crowd started to speak with a lisp?
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
Haven't been back there for many months, but I kept my account for, dunno, emergencies? Not anymore. #GoodBye
Account deactivated message from twitter.
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
Elementary school is for all the Sherlock Holmes trivia.
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
Kamala has a brilliant chance of proving her comedic chops in choosing her running mate, for instance if she goes for Mary L. Trump. Half of maga would burst a vein, the other half would accidentally vote for the Harris/Trump ticket.
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
For his next stunt Sir Ed Davey will orchestrate 25 Con->LibDem defections. They won't even need to cross the floor, just bum-shuffle into the new official opposition.
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
For his next stunt Sir Ed Davey will orchestrate 25 Con->LibDem defections. They won't even need to cross the floor, just bum-shuffle into the new official opposition.
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
Unless they go half and half with Labour on the remaining seats, the exit poll must have massively overestimated the Tories..?
Current standing:
Lab 339
Con 72
(LD 46)

Yet to declare 165
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
I wonder how many of the losing fuckers can Sunak still shovel into the HOL on his resignation honours list as a parting gift to the nation.
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
I've lined up 300 of my best sad trombone gifs for all the defeated Tories tonight. Make me proud, Britain!
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 03/07/2024
My mental health is in tatters, predictable. It was totally worth it for stuff like this. bsky.app/profile/hutc...
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
I have a reasonably solid guess for the stripe of 1987 when we had a snow week off school in January. #showyourstripes
Graph of temperature changes in Budapest 1850-2024.
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
My mother told me off for shouting too excitedly with the kitchen window open that Brezhnev had died, which they must have just announced on the telly with a solemn enough manner that I thought my mum should know.
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Miklos @miklosgyalog.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
If I follow every little political development in the next six weeks, the outcome will be exactly the same, but my mental health will take a massive hit. On the other hand, I will understand and enjoy all of the juiciest political memes this decade. Memes it is then.
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