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It’s Mike

@mikeswanson.social
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Field Engineer. Musician, Audio, Football (Soccer, #MNUFC), Audio Visual (AV) CTS, Amateur Radio, Dang Doggos, lots of other things. Prodigy online service veteran. St Paul Minn. Come at me with the non sequiturs.

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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 24/11/2024
Are we still here? Where are we who am I?
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 15/11/2024
Hello and welcome to all the new folks. Here’s a picture of my goofy Doodle for you.
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Minnesota United FC @mnufc.com · 14/11/2024
👀
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Steve Silberman @stevesilberman.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
The best postscripts to an invitation I've ever seen. [via Scott Ruplin]
20 Northmoor Road, Oxford.
Professor and Mrs. Tolkien request the pleasure of your company on Wednesday, November 21st, 1945, to assist them in celebrating the Coming of Age of their Son Sub-Lieut. C. J. R. TOLKIEN, R.N.V.R.
6.30 p.m. onwards. R.S.V.P. if not coming.
Carriages at midnight. Ambulances at 2 a.m.
Wheelbarrows at 5 a.m. Hearses at daybreak.
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 25/09/2023
Someone suggest a good resource for beginner songwriting… my nephew needs some foundation… ready, go!
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 11/09/2023
I don’t understand the jokes about 9/11. That was one of the most fucked up days of my life, and I wasn’t even personally affected…
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 26/08/2023
i specifically like the part about not surrendering when that is literally what he is doing at that exact moment
Trump surrendering
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 20/08/2023
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 15/08/2023
Elon Musk, 52, passed away today suddenly after choking on a pair of socks one of his many children made for him. The socks were reported to have a picture of Betty White eating ice cream sewn into them using needlepoint.
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Nick † Wright @nickwrightdata.ntw.app · 08/08/2023
To do that digitally, you create accounts with them, mash your face into your keyboard with a text file open, copy-paste that text string into the "change password" field, and close notepad without saving.
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 08/08/2023
I have 6 invites. If they were tangible I would set them ablaze.
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 07/08/2023
Yep, come back onto BlueSky for all of 10 minutes, and the toxicity comes right back. Too bad.
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 06/07/2023
Well, I think BlueSky will be going public very soon… they’ll likely need to if they want to compete…
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 06/07/2023
the plot thickens
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 06/07/2023
Hmm. Threads. Hoping for a platform less extremist and more happy.
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 03/07/2023
my lovely lady lumps youtu.be/9N9GLCcByD4
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My Humps - Teletubbies Edition
Tinky Winky and the gang meet up with their new friends, the Black Eyed Peas.
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 30/06/2023
@jay.bsky.social @pfrazee.com In regards to the "We've updated our Terms of Service & Community Guidelines" email... Well done. Thanks for a succinct, well worded update. Much appreciated.
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 27/06/2023
Hockey: The ball can actually fuck right off.
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 27/06/2023
Whoa I have three invite codes. Yikes!
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 22/06/2023
kind of don’t care whos in a cage with elon so long as that person is kicking his ass
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 18/06/2023
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 16/06/2023
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 14/06/2023
Can someone tell me why every news story on a major network is "BREAKING NEWS" or a "[blank] NEWS ALERT?" Honestly, if I watch NBC Nightly News, every story is breaking news except for the "feel-good" story at the end.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
On an unrelated note, I need to go see a doctor. patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 12/06/2023
We're all monsters. patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 12/06/2023
aw shit here we go again
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They-Ra @xanindigo.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
same energy
Star Trar: Deep Speep Neep
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
"If they knew, this would be a felony," said the former President, waving around an original Constitution from the Smithsonian and speaking directly into a recorder. "But they'll never know. They'll never know because I'm too smart."
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 08/06/2023
I owe you all the deepest and sincerest apology. It has been brought to my attention that my facts are enabling fascism and destroying democracy. I am especially sorry for the harmful facts stating that: -Every month is National Potato Month. -George W. Bush has a Foo Fighters tattoo on his back.
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 08/06/2023
JESUS FUCKING HELL PEOPLE NEED TO CHILL OUT. If you have a problem with LQF, you obviously don’t have a soul, let alone a sense of humor.
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 08/06/2023
does anyone other than a choice few see this skeet i wonder sometimes
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 07/06/2023
And now for your weekend forecast… widespread nuclear fallout, then gradually clearing by early Monday.
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 07/06/2023
Direct from somewhere in the middle of bumfuck Minnesota, while I sit in a van with a co-worker who insists on listening to a right-wing podcast, I say again:
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
That makes sense. patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 07/06/2023
back at it again at krispy kreme
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 06/06/2023
Think for yourselves. Use logic to form your opinions, instead of blindly following the status quo or the biased article you just read. It's really that simple.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
Celebrities are weird. patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 02/06/2023
its june
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Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com · 31/05/2023
I just signed 1200 books for my local bookshop (The Golden Notebook in Woodstock NY) and normally I would go on Twitter to let people know. But I think I won't bother. If you see anyone who wants a book I signed please tell them about The Golden Notebook. Thank you.
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 30/05/2023
some of those who use sauces / are the same that burn sausage
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 30/05/2023
Kevlar is just a fancy word for oak. patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
Reasons why you should support my Patreon: -Laughter is the best medicine, so I am your doctor. -My facts contain great wisdom, so I am also your teacher. -If reincarnation is real then I may be your great grandfather, and it's nice to support your grandparents. patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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Low Quality Facts | Creating Low Quality Facts written in lower quality handwriting. | Patreon
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 29/05/2023
AWWW YISSS
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 29/05/2023
OH SHIT LQF IS HERE @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 29/05/2023
my adhd is rife this morning youtu.be/YhOadP3i3a8
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I Don't Know What We're Talking About - NSP
Listen to the album on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3kYkPsY Buy a CD here: https://ninjasexparty.bandcamp.com/ Get NSP merch here: https://store.ninjasexparty.com/ Directed by Tucker Prescott, Stop Motion Animation by Apartment D Films Starring Safiya Nygaard Music Credits: Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach Produced \u0026 Engineered by: Jim Roach Recorded at Sunset Sound Recordings and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA Additional Engineering \u0026 Editing by: Jerik Centeno Mixed by: Thom Flowers Mastered by: Randy Merrill, Sterling Sound NYC String Arrangements by: Dallas Kruse Ninja Sex Party is: Vocals: Dan Avidan Keys \u0026 Synths: Brian Wecht TWRP is: Talkbox/Synthesizer: Doctor Sung Bass: Commander Meouch Guitar: Lord Phobos Drums: Havve Hogan Additional guitars, synths \u0026 programming: Jim Roach Video credits: A Preative Production Starring: Safiya Nygaard Director: Tucker Prescott Executive Producer: Felicity Jayn Heath Producer: Maddy Milburn Director of Photography: Tucker Prescott Second Camera: Madison Kirk 1st AD: Ismail Hameed 2nd AD: Keilon Thompson 1st AC: Chris Davidson Gaffer: Adam Siler Key Grip: Eddie Saucedo Swing: Barret Nicols Production Designer: Lucca Liberal Art Assist: Anastasia Antonova Food Stylist Kaylyn: Jade Study Wardrobe Stylist: Chanel Gibbons Wardrobe Assist: Lola Gibbons Wardrobe Assist: Kaycee Kuna Lead Glam: Gina Espinoza Animation: Apartment D Films BTS: Mars Arayza PA: Henrii Coleman PA: Adrian Cobb PA: Marlon Savinelli PA: Carson Tucker Cast TWRP: TWRP Maitre’D: Zan Alda Server: Matt Watson Vampire: Kailer Scopacasa Vampire: Madeline Blomdahl Extra: Stephanie Presz Extra: Michael Proud Extra: Aaron Valenzuela Extra: Zafer Alpat Extra: Robert Krell Extra: Chantry Knox Extra: Larry Herskovic Extra: Danielle Hutchings Extra: Gloria Laisure Extra: Sharon Lubin Extra: Kent Harris-Repass Special thanks to Marinate Your Life, Mai Linh Nguyen, and Tyler Williams Lyrics I picked you up at eight My heart was racing, and now we’re on our first date You look so radiant as we walk into the restaurant You start to talk and then I smile and nod You told me about your life But I was lost inside your oceanic eyes Our hands touched briefly as the light reflected off your golden hair A strong electric charge was in the air Now it’s 10 o'clock And the meal is done But the conversation’s Just begun You’re fascinating I feel blessed But I have to be honest I don’t know what we’re talking about And I haven’t for a while And I don’t know what we’re talking about And I haven’t for a while My eyes are open wide You speak with passion but I’m panicking inside Cause I’ve been daydreaming about a Pterodactyl named Lamar When he’s tired of flying he drives a car He’s got to get to work on time His nursing job is on the line His wife is always on his case Why can’t she give Lamar some space??? I don’t know what we’re talking about And I haven’t for a while And I don’t know what we’re talking about And I haven’t for a while Im pretty sure you’re telling me about your new job I’m not absorbing anything - smile and nod I’m thinking about ladders, if I tell you is that odd? Is it my turn to talk? You’re looking at me OH GOD! Focus…focus…Penguin in a costume How many Draculas are hiding in this room? Marlon Brando was so very handsome in his prime I’d make an awesome cop if I could stop committing crimes I don’t know what we’re talking about I am totally lost I don’t know what we’re talking about I uh….where am I? I don’t know what we’re talking about And I haven’t for a while Lamar’s gonna have to go back to night school! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES ABOUT THIS? And I don’t know what we’re talking about And I haven’t for a while Let’s go back to my place and…Oh…I see you left at some point.
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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 29/05/2023
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