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It’s Mike

@mikeswanson.social

149 followers 267 following 466 posts

Field Engineer. Musician, Audio, Football (Soccer, #MNUFC), Audio Visual (AV) CTS, Amateur Radio, Dang Doggos, lots of other things. Prodigy online service veteran. St Paul Minn. Come at me with the non sequiturs.

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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 24/02/2025

But unlimited handjobs tho?

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 09/02/2025

Awww yissss

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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 24/11/2024

As a not disabled person, THANK YOU for explaining this. 😊

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 24/11/2024

Are we still here? Where are we who am I?

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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 15/11/2024

Hello and welcome to all the new folks. Here’s a picture of my goofy Doodle for you.

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 15/11/2024

Welcome, friend!

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Minnesota United FC @mnufc.com · 14/11/2024

👀

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 26/09/2024

Gotta go fast!

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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 09/09/2024

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 17/07/2024

GOTTA GO FAST!

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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 10/06/2024

Man I wish I could get Moxie in MN without driving an hour…..

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Steve Silberman @stevesilberman.bsky.social · 10/06/2024

The best postscripts to an invitation I've ever seen. [via Scott Ruplin]

20 Northmoor Road, Oxford.
Professor and Mrs. Tolkien request the pleasure of your company on Wednesday, November 21st, 1945, to assist them in celebrating the Coming of Age of their Son Sub-Lieut. C. J. R. TOLKIEN, R.N.V.R.
6.30 p.m. onwards. R.S.V.P. if not coming.
Carriages at midnight. Ambulances at 2 a.m.
Wheelbarrows at 5 a.m. Hearses at daybreak.

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 25/11/2023

groovin’ up slowly

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 17/11/2023

And may all your words be negative!

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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 17/11/2023

Wow… I mean 4 or 5 generations is harsh but EIGHT IS OVER THE TOP SIR.

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 17/11/2023

Aye, good for you and congrats friend. Three years here… 😊 I was talking about actual prescription drugs. I’d never advocate for anything else. 🫡

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 16/11/2023

Absolutely valid: just like smoking cigarettes or sticking your head over a bonfire daily. It’s all smoke.

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 16/11/2023

oh man, if you think Tylenol PM does that, you’re only at the front door my guy

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 16/11/2023

How?

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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 25/09/2023

Someone suggest a good resource for beginner songwriting… my nephew needs some foundation… ready, go!

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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 12/09/2023

Indeed, a “low quality” fact would be a lie. I don’t see the problem?

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 11/09/2023

That’s okay, even 90 will do.

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 11/09/2023

Haha, completely the same, except I have an actual evil twin. Anyone: How’s your brother? Me: Growing more evil by the day! I’m good tho.

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 11/09/2023

Haha, whoops! Sorry, I misread. My mistake!

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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 11/09/2023

Ah right, that makes perfect sense: you have no idea what you’re joking about. Fair enough.

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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 11/09/2023

Kind of like joking about about the earthquake in Morocco or other instances of mass murder / death, isn’t it ‘mate?’

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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 11/09/2023

Huh. We’re still making jokes about 9/11.

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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 11/09/2023

I don’t understand the jokes about 9/11. That was one of the most fucked up days of my life, and I wasn’t even personally affected…

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 02/09/2023

GOTTA GO FAST!

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 26/08/2023

i specifically like the part about not surrendering when that is literally what he is doing at that exact moment

Trump surrendering

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 26/08/2023

Same!

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 26/08/2023

Wow, yeah… I mean… wow, yeah…

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 26/08/2023

Because Linda with or without the firearm. 🙃

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 24/08/2023

But what if that shipping container has a MASSIVE DRAG SHOW happening in there? Ever think of THAT??? 🤣

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 20/08/2023

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 20/08/2023

At least he realizes he may fail. I’ll give him that.

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 15/08/2023

Elon Musk, 52, passed away today suddenly after choking on a pair of socks one of his many children made for him. The socks were reported to have a picture of Betty White eating ice cream sewn into them using needlepoint.

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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 08/08/2023

No sir.

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 08/08/2023

Nah, dev team has been great. I just find the community at large toxic.

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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 08/08/2023

Find kit neg ex on no an non back in dry

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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 08/08/2023

No! I’ll burn THE LAPTOP! FUCK ALL THE THINGS!

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Nick † Wright @nickwrightdata.ntw.app · 08/08/2023

To do that digitally, you create accounts with them, mash your face into your keyboard with a text file open, copy-paste that text string into the "change password" field, and close notepad without saving.

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 08/08/2023

Haha oh yes this. Absolutely this. I’m making a video.

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 08/08/2023

U!

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 08/08/2023

I?

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 08/08/2023

I have 6 invites. If they were tangible I would set them ablaze.

It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 08/08/2023

I’m glad that was your intent. Shows your character.

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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 08/08/2023

Gladly taken.

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It’s Mike @mikeswanson.social · 08/08/2023

You think it’s okay to talk to someone like that but someone can’t talk to you in the same manner. Kindly fuck off. And maybe you actually should put your phone down. How does it feel? Pretty wonderful, right? Have a GREAT evening.

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