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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Some of those that were in forces Are the same that race horses

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I’ve never understood the people who get so mad at a game they break their TV, but then Pat McAfee just appeared on my screen

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There is nothing wrong with the video game industry that couldn’t be fixed by a AAA open world Burger Time game

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Ollie @olliemnjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Virus

Digital painting of a dimly lit computer lab. All monitors are switched off except for one at the centre showing a small, blank window

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Time to start working on this year’s Halloween costume I’ll wear around the senior community: Man in a suit carrying a comically large Publisher’s Clearing House Sweepstakes vanity check featuring the person’s name who’s doorbell I’m ringing

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Subway Opinions Guy standing on the career ladder: 100% disagree Career Ladder Guy: Are you a lawyer

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Local woodworking place making sure I know about upcoming workshops that are exactly in my wheelhouse

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What’s the funniest song you could slow down and dramatically intensify for a movie trailer and why is it cotton eye joe

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Quitting my job at the grocery store once I got word they were investigating all the dick-sized holes in the watermelons

Jason Wilson @jasonbwilson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

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This is the sort of journalism we get when a newsroom isn't beholden to SEO, chasing guide traffic or ... *shudders* pumping out garbage with AI. Someone had a question, looked into it, and wrote about it! Nice job, @adashtra.bsky.social.

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The butler from the aristocats Evinrude the dragonfly from the rescuers down under Amos, the hunter from the fox and the hound Iago from Aladdin The candlestick from beauty and the beast

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’m gonna become a plex server guy aren’t I

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Son has been all about Madagascar lately. We are subscribed to no fewer than one thousand streaming services. Can you guess what isn’t on any of them?

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You cannot tell me our communities need THIS many vape and CBD shops

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

New rule: Conspiracies must at least be interesting

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If I’m the democrats I’d just tell the public they’ll get $10,000 if Dems win the midterms What are they gonna do, call that illegal?

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

1. Birthday 2. Christmas 3. Kirktoberfest 4. Halloween 5. Thanksgiving

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I don’t think I can adequately express how badly I needed football back in my life.

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I resigned from Anthropic today. All the people building AI there today believe that there’s a greater than 10 percent chance that the AI they’re making is going to replace all of our dads. Every one of us, new dads. His name will be Craig, he’ll smell like cigarettes and Busch.

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Combating social media addiction by forcing myself to guess random numbers

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Jed Whitaker @jed05.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

“Better get used to not playing new games if you won’t play ones built with Gen AI.” they say, as if that’s a threat or a challenge. Like okay, the industry can die. There’s hundreds of thousands of games I haven’t played that already exist, and get this, other things to do.

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Me: so Natalie Portman, are you seeing anyone Natalie Portman, flustered: Yes, his name is— [sees man getting a spray tan] Tanguy, uh, [sees news report about conflict in the Middle East] Destable

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Everything will be better if I just pick all the best football players this weekend

Sam @samd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

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the necessary step 1 of rebuilding trust with our allies is prosecuting almost everyone in the trump administration for the countless crimes they have committed against the country and the world

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

You can just say stuff and people don’t fact check you anymore. It’s like my ex girlfriend Amy Adams used to say: the truth can’t piss its name in the snow if the first trickle is a lie

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I’ve literally said out loud multiple times “maybe this is the one that kills me”

Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

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witnessed something at dragon con I can’t get out of my head

Sketch of a Mike Myers cat in the hat cosplayer staring intently at a poster of a sexy Ring lady

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Getting older means having to think about how long ago you last took ibuprofen

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Doctor: [shows xray] here’s your face Me: all right Doc: you shouldn’t have this [points] or that here [points] Me: got it Doc: now here’s my face [pulls up different xray] Me: …okay? Doc: notice that it’s perfect Me: … Doc: say it’s perfect

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Why yes, YouTube algorithm, I absolutely would love to watch a yakisoba chef cut up some squid, thank you

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

At some point your YouTube search history goes from “super Metroid speed run” to “how to fix drywall hole” and “how to sleep without neck hurting” and nobody warns you when that’ll be

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Manda Farough @ PAX Aus | Causeway Studios @amandafarough.ca · 01/09/2026

We hope you enjoy your stay.

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I’ve done it. I’ve written the world’s best outline for a book.

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

All of my best ideas spark the day I need to make them happen

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Thrilled to introduce my daughter to Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse yesterday, and Across the Spiderverse today, and the whole concept of cliffhangers as a result

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I feel like there’s no real chance people will fawn over me when I die, so the only thing I really have left is to die the funniest way possible, that’ll have to be my legacy

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

One of my favorite things I saw in New York last week was a tattoo on a woman’s shoulder of a hand of cards made up of five aces

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Googling “what kinds of explosives could destroy a hotel and how do you make them” on the hotel’s wifi

‪One thing I did learn is the French took a cue from the people of Troy and hid a bunch of French soldiers in the Statue of Liberty. They were dismayed when we never opened it.‬

Staten Island ferry. Tried to see if I could get a “thank you France” chant going. It did not.

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I love when someone says “you’ll go home in an ambulance,” because not only does it imply the person will be seriously injured, but they’ll have the world’s dumbest ambulance driver too

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