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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I've been trying to get this fella to explain "fish breath" (does it mean I eat pussy?) the same way I try to get dipshit guys to explain their misogynist jokes. He won't come off his secret code, the same way Bobby Buckeye clams up when I ask em to explain his rape joke. Double down, wink wink etc

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Anything but yes means no 😽

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hell yeah our levy dollars at work

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Is there anything sweeter than getting to watch Messi score a worldie then lose to us? #crew96

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Watching a family get torn apart by the politics of rapi$t white $upremacists is not fun, but thinking a blue wave will somehow make them disappear is just MCU levels of ex machina. Get a fuckin life, forgive your dipshit uncle and make him work harder to repair the damage.

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It's men. They're afraid of men, not trans kids

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This fricken Crew squad got me manic man sheesh #crew96

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Columbus OH two-way "bike lane" on Sharon Woods Blvd: just, ummm, yeah just go ahead and ride into traffic if anything impedes your path, it's PROTECTED! #columbusoh #visionzero #infra @cbuscitycouncil.bsky.social @visionzerocbus.bsky.social

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Columbus OH desk jockey bike lane designer response to Vision Zero: "but did you die?"

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

See eh el tee arr ooh pp

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Sucks how this Crew squad turns into villains the second they get scored on #crew96

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I remember what I was doing on 9/11. Do you?

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I don't just complain at #bikesky I also complain to the City of Columbus (indirectly) #bikelane #infra #cdp

A screenshot of a 311 street maintenance request with a pile of horse poop partially covering the bicycle icon denoting a bike lane.

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Thee Greatest Mascot The World Has Ever Seen and Crew Cat #crew96 #crewcat #coachmike

The Columbus Crew mascot, Crew Cat, also the best mascot the world has ever seen, swapped hats with a kooky tiny tots girls soccer coach.

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Even the gameday house party intimidator squad abuses the bike lanes on OSU campus #bikelanes #infra #acab

A pile of horse crap was left on top of a bike shaped icon in a bike lane on the OSU campus in Columbus Ohio

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Had an awesome day with @velospence.bsky.social and the homies riding around Philly before the Philly Cycling Classic tomorrow. Big smooth hills, flowy singletrack, bone crushing gravel descents, brutal climbs, sick vistas, good coffee, much pizza, important art, great pals. Hope Tadej's ok #pma

A cyclist in a tie dye jersey climbs Port Royal cobblestone hill in Philadelphia

Another cyclist in a tie dyed jersey climbs the Manayunk Wall in Philiadelphia ahead of a few more cyclists. The race barriers for Philly Cycling Classic are lining the road.

A nerd in a tie dyed jersey and blue helmet dances in homage to Keith Haring's public mural in Philadelphia

A titanium bike with pink tires, green handlebar tape, a red saddle, and a pepperoni pizza slice shaped frame bag is parked in front of a sign saying "PLEASE don't be a litterbug"

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Turns out it WAS a tornado that missed my house by about ten feet after tearing a bunch of trees up in the hood then flipping a car on the freeway

A screenshot of a tornado track that went through Clintonville in Columbus OH on August 11 2026

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The parent who wins playground is the one less phone addicted than the other parents, right

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

One of the best uses for my Bullitt yet: carrying to gear for our first soccer practice. Note the hand poking out by the handlebars #cargodad #bullitt #kwikgoal #coachmikeo

A front loader cargo bike is parked with collapsible mini soccer goals strapped to the passenger capsule and a tote full of balls strapped to the rear rack. A tiny hand pokes out of the capsule with a thumbs up.

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Hyperlocal post: OSU move-in day & the MUP was flooded so we had to ride thru campus. Not one block of bike lane didn't have a U-Haul or a pick up truck in it, & not one block went by without a car pulling into the bike lane to turn onto Summit. We just rode down High St. Townie summer's over 😿

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

We are the data of the data centers. Don't forget that when you flood this post with likes. Thank you.

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

We returned the cheapo electric mower after one use. Literally couldn't cut it. Bezozon is the worlds largest purveyor of ewaste in many forms - and gramps's 30+yo Briggs and Stratton will keep working far longer on 2gal every 3y, plus i won't burn any coal charging its batts.

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

One should read The Hitchhiker's Guide at age 12 and then again at age 28.

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Won't someone please think of the poor private equitarians

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Lots of discussion of how to lock up a cargo bike lately. How do you lock yours? This is how I do it when leaving it for a few hours, frame to a fixed post & front wheel to the control arm. Take the blanket or the extra tube if you really need it 🤝 #cargobike #bullitt #cargodad

A front loader cargo bike frame is u-locked to a tall street sign on the hell strip between the footpath and the road. The front wheel is u-locked to the steering control arm.

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Out of a crowd of a thousand BMXers there was bound to be at least one lil ripper who asked to ride the cargo bike. @westervillebike.bsky.social

Two kids in BMX gear ride in the wooden passenger compartment of a pink front loader cargo bike ridden by a nerd in a Led Zeppelin tee shirt and a pink helmet flashing the hang loose sign in front of a safety orange temporary fence which borders off a BMX track.

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Will this force any change in our traffic violence focused society?

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Such a joy to witness Taha assist Casemiro's first goal in the MLS #crew96

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

How do I get la grimpeuse podium guy's blazer w le pois? #tourdefrancefemmes

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billlarson.bsky.social @billlarson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Bikes are toys and belong on the sidewalk.

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Crying in the Spider-Man

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I like the Columbus Zoo's open air bus tram thing to drop off folks at the far reaches of the enormous parking lot - but I would absolutely LOVE a safe cycling route to get there

The radiator grille in the front of a Sunliner passenger open bus at the Columbus Zoo

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Guess who rode around the neighborhood honking his air horn after Spain won? #espana #worldcupchampions #cargodad

A nerd in a blue helmet and sunglasses wears a 2010 Spain World Cup jersey and has a mini Adidas Trionda World Cup 2026 ball on his shoulder.

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Non USA folx are right to have aneurisms trying to figure out how to get to this ecological disaster of a stadium

New York / New Jersey Stadium for the 2026 World Cup final, inaccessible to pedestrians

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

It's a valid question to ask why tf they're singing the Star Spangled Banner at the Spain v Argentina game

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Me trying to turn off all the ai slop in every app

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

"Papa, Tadej said a home word"

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

What are the chances we reassign the secret police as armed EPA troops in exchange for not prosecuting them after we vote the current rapist out? Just tryna make lemonade here

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

How do I get le grimpeur podium lady's dress w le pois? #letourdefrance

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I'm concerned this is predetermined

Four square images showing the last three big association football finals, 23 Women's World Cup, Men's Euro final 24, and Women's Euro 25, with both Spain and England represented. The forth square shows Spain and the winner of England Argentina today

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Mikeo @mikeoplus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I refuse to root for England, cos duh, but Argentina has been truly insufferable since Messi finally got a World Cup.

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