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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 4h
One of the best fan-made videos for the Marvel universe. They even managed to make Hawkeye look cool. 😁
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Valtimore DOES have the B&O Railroad Museum. Maybe he wanted them to feel at home?
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Fat Ass
ALT: Fat Ass
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Welcome to public office! ::minutes pass:: What do you mean they're a CAT?!
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Whare's a good Butlerian jihad when you need one?
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You want to see his shrock?
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I went to school with the judge's kid.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of my favorite book binding jokes. Probably my only book binding joke.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I bet that book hasn't been boned down in a while!
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I had to have imaging done for a DVT. Insurance wouldn't cover it because there wasn't a crush injury. No response if they would cover the pulmonary embolism
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well, this is something that I will have an absolutely have a reasonable response to and not try to learn EVERYTHING about for the next week.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So, like very aggressive goose bumps?
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 07/10/2026
Alexander Graham Bell (testing the first telephone): Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you. Watson: Do you need to shout into the receiver? Isn't it annoying for everyone? AGB: The technology will improve. Watson: So people won't shout? AGB: Oh no. They'll still fucking bawl into it.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So many things made me not finish it, but at least this Quentin understood that ducks migrate.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Archer: You Do Not Want Tinnitus
ALT: Archer: You Do Not Want Tinnitus
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And it was in a cottage! That the main character's husband built by hand! On a cliff in Scotland!
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The scene before this, no big deal. This fucker, however.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was reading a horror novel where at least four armed men went into a house's bathroom, started shooting, and characters still alive had a regular conversation afterwards.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me: Ahhh, a nice weekend, I wonder what's happening in the world... The world: Plague. As in 'The'.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Was that the purple gorilla?
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"'Look, I can go ramp, I can go stair, I can go another stair. Another stair in the back. I have a stair,' Trump declared, pointing to each..." www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Trump boasts about his mobility at rally: ‘I can go ramp, I can go stair’
President Trump claimed that former President Biden ‘could never find the stairs’ during speech at the Peterbilt Motors Company plant in Denton, Texas
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, happy Charles Darwin is “very poorly today & very stupid & hate[s] everybody & everything” to all who celebrate, because he wrote those words in a letter to his friend (and author of Principles of Geology) Charles Lyell 161 years ago today
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eat them up, yum.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some days, the venlafaxine is the only thing that keeps me from just yelling until my vocal cords bleed.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching a skilled operator do their job well is always a pleasure.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Didn't we do this 25 years ago with polos, and 10 years before that with t-shirts over long sleeve shirts?
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Goddammit I read it like Sam Reich.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Counterspell is just throwing the whole bottle of blue ink at someone. Tim is stabbing them with the pen.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
ALT: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Huge day for the archive: 69% of our collection is now wrapped up and ready for the move.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nice.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Huh. I wonder what the reason is. </sarcasm>
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got one that was {Friend or FirstName}
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was looking at some for snowshoeing when I lived in Portland. Was worried it wouldn't get cold enough, though.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"It's not possible to do more with less"? Tell that to everywhere I've worked ever.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kevin says goodnight.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sometimes, for no particular reason, I remember that Heart Mountain just yeeted itself off of its bedrock and scooted thirty miles away.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They have determined that the threat level is low. With a Little L.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If someone tells you not to drink gasoline, an LLM may tell you that it is a great source of calories, plus it will really light a fire in your belly.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The police investigated themselves and found no wrongdoing. www.npr.org/2026/09/30/n...
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Trump says top tech firms have signed accord to 'self-police' AI development
President Trump on Tuesday said that he and a large group of leaders of artificial intelligence companies had signed a voluntary accord that will include internal and external reviews.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They're comparing degree-earners' wages four years after graduation to high school graduates' wages at the same age. There go.any programs where someone decides to go into nonprofit work. Or heaven forbid does a national service program.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FIFTY!?
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My favorite conspiracy theory is that companies are releasing this info and encouraging whistle blowing so they can step away from their investments without catering their stock values.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I beg your finest pardon?
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is now Dep Space Mine.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/09/2026
"Charlie Brown should not criticize Lucy for pulling the football away. He should say he is disappointed that some stakeholders have chosen not to participate in good-faith autumn recreation." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also, that pile of garbage over there is also made of stardust. Are you a pile of garbage, Brenda?
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Totes Mcgotes Reaction
ALT: Totes Mcgotes Reaction
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's the now equivalent of Manic Pixie Dream Folks
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SHRIMP. HEAVEN. WHEN.
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