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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 19h

here's Thursday's post: "It’s Wheel of Moron Thursday: Ordinary tales of perfectly normal dumbfuckery" — The stupid is off the charts. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — bit.ly/4s94Ah8

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It’s Wheel of Moron Thursday: Ordinary tales of perfectly normal dumbfuckery

The stupid is off the charts

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Piss-Drunk Pete and Bobby Brainworms get to fuck up every damn day, and their jobs are safe. Katie Zacharia has one bad day, and already the knives are out. misogynist much, Donny? oh, and Katie Z absolutely does FUCKING SUCK. in today's post, I mock the shit out of her. please read: bit.ly/4zDioDb

Look, Katie Zacharia ticks all the Donnyverse boxes. She’s a liar, she’s evasive, she’s a fucking weirdo, she’s unqualified, and she’s absolute shit at her job.

If that’s not a deal-breaker for any of the men who do Dear Leader’s bidding, then it shouldn’t be for Katie.

Our piss-drunk Secretary of Death hasn’t lost his job, after butt-dialing classified war plans to a reporter, or depleting our nation’s supply of missiles, or destroying military readiness, or blundering us into an unwinnable war, or any of the other fucked-up shit he’s pulled.

Bobby Brainworms still has his job, after single-handedly creating a measles epidemic.

Liddle Marco Big-Shoes still has his job, even after [gestures all around].

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Lakota Man 🪶 @lakotaman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Wishing you and yours an absolutely amazing Indigenous People’s Day. 🪶✊🏾✨

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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

SCOTUS unleashed Trump. Sotomayor’s dissent: “This new official-acts immunity ‘lies about like a loaded weapon’ for any President that wishes to place his own interests, his own political survival or his own financial gain above the interests of the Nation.” www.americaamerica.news/p/i-can-do-w...

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“I Can Do Whatever I Want,” Trump Says. Not If We Do Our Job.

He told us who he was back in 2016. Finally, American voters can prove they believe him.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

yesterday, our disgusting Abuser-in-Chief bragged that he could have done "very bad things" to Hillary Clinton, because "I can do whatever I want, if I want." ew. shut the fuck up, Piggy. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which my head explodes. link is here: bit.ly/3UaPA5P

Well, okay, then. That’s certainly good to know. Thanks for sharing, Donny.

Tell me, what are we supposed to do with this information? File it away for future reference? Fear this idiot more? He’s already the world’s most tiresome asshole.

Who talks like this? It’s so unpresidential. Our Predator-in-Chief is unfit for office, and growing worse by the day.

‘I can do whatever I want, if I want.’

Why does everything that seeps out of Preznit Fuckwit’s rancid anus-mouth sound like something that he or his dead pedo bestie Jeffrey Epstein would have said to one of the Motel-a-Lago ‘spa girls’?

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PoliticsGirl @politicsgirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A new public poll dropped in Florida today showing the Senate race is tied 47-47. We can do this people. Let’s put the people first for once. LINK to Angie Nixon Campaign.

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Wanna Flip The Senate Too?

A new public poll dropped in Florida today showing the Senate race ...

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

at a Hispanic Heritage celebration yesterday, Preznit Fuckwit didn't just do a racism. he made up a brand new racism, on the spot — one that didn't even make sense. and that, my friends, is quite the talent. thank you for your attention to today's post. link is here: bit.ly/4hjAHqE

Donny is like stupid and racist had a baby, and then repeatedly dropped it on its head.

This abject imbecile should not be president. It’s a waste of his singular ability to be incoherent as fuck. He should be the host of a game show called Donny Says Shit.

I’m talking about a show where Donny blurts out whatever dumbfuckery pops into his head, and contestants compete to come up with the most logical explanation

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

here's Tueday's post: "look, you idiots — Preznit Fuckwit isn’t giving you five thousand dollars, okay?" grow a brain, why don’t you. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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look, you idiots — Preznit Fuckwit isn’t giving you five thousand dollars, okay?

grow a brain, why don’t you

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

we're so used to the corporate press kowtowing to Preznit Fuckwit's infantile demands — but yesterday, they actually stood up to him. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which congratulate these weasels for finally showing some spine. how long will it last? link is here: bit.ly/4hkOvzV

it turns out that silenced-by-the-media Donny is my favorite Donny — and that unfamiliar feeling you’re experiencing right now? that’s elation, at the White House press pool, for finally doing the right thing.

yesterday morning, the five major TV networks — ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC and even Fox News — announced that they were serving up to Dear Leader a generous slice of Fuck You Pie.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

here's Tuesday's post: "White House press corps, fuck yeah!" — who knew that doing the right thing could feel so good? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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White House press corps, fuck yeah!

who knew that doing the right thing could feel so good?

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

here's today's post: "some fucked-up militarized sniper arch is the last thing we need right now" — I’ll tell you what We the People do need. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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some fucked-up militarized sniper arch is the last thing we need right now

I’ll tell you what We the People do need.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The only thing better than the Supreme Court's ruling in favor of mail-in ballots is the #CryBaby-In-Chief's predictable, but oh-so tiresome meltdown when he loses. #Waaahhh 😭 😩

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

here's today's post: "could this ginormous sack of shit please stop lying about how he was rescued at Ground Zero?" — is that really too much to ask? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — bit.ly/4xErcbc

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could this ginormous sack of shit please stop lying about how he was rescued at Ground Zero?

is that really too much to ask?

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

to hear Donny tell it, no one has ever done more for the American worker than he has. fact check: fuck off with this bullshit. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I set the record straight. link is here: bit.ly/4czGHsv

as always with Donny and his Republican shitweasel enablers, it’s watch what they do, not what they say.

Donny has done everything within his power to make life worse for We the People — but here he is, imagining himself to be God’s gift to the American worker. oh, please. that’s such a cool story, Mister You’re Fired. tell it again — preferably while you’re fucking straight off into deep space.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

NEW VIDEO: “The Magic Wand of Bible Study” Learn how deft Bible Study can turn black into white and, more important, a “Thou shall not” into a “Girl, you simply MUST!” youtu.be/QEaqD3xmcGI

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The Magic Wand Called "Bible Study"

YouTube video by Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian

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God @thegodshow.com · 26/08/2026

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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Ontario Premier Doug Ford fires back at Trump: You think an insult from Trump hurts me? Bring it on, buddy. I’m ready. I’ve dealt with guys like you my whole life. You’re a loser.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

here's today's post: "Todd Blanche fucking sucks" — his appearance on Meet the Press proves it. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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Todd Blanche fucking sucks

his appearance on Meet the Press proves it

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

here's today's post: "Admiral Bone Spurs hates his sailors" — the crew aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln deserve better than this. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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Admiral Bone Spurs hates his sailors

the crew aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln deserve better than this

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

why was undead goon Stephen Miller in the Oval Bordello, giving his ignorant opinion on childhood vaccines? Nosferatu McGoebbels should stick to what he's good at: racism. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock Donny's latest executive order. link is here: bit.ly/4xw5k1b

what the fuck is he talking about?

the only time Nosferatu’s mouth should be moving is when he’s eating bats.

oh, and if Donny’s going to shit himself raw in the Oval Bordello, could he at least not sleep through it?

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

in today's post, I mock the shit out of Preznit Fuckwit's unconstitutional executive order dictating a change in childhood vaccination schedules. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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it’s been six months

an extremely necessary mental health break, but also some stuff about Donny Dumbfuck

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PoliticsGirl @politicsgirl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The “pursuit of happiness” in the “land of the free” sounds like a fantasy to most Americans in 2026…

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Today’s Civics Lesson Dr. Fauci honoring a congressional subpoena and then taking the Fifth Amendment: an example of someone respecting both Congress and the Constitution. Jim Jordan ignoring a congressional subpoena: an example of someone showing contempt for Congress. Lesson over.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Contrary to what you will hear from the idiot in the White House, America does *not* have a communist problem. It has a fascist problem. And it starts with him.

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TizzyEnt @tizzyent.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

If you miss the premiere of my show "How to catch a Dirtbag" on Discovery Channel last night, you can now watch it free on YouTube

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

yesterday, Preznit Fuckwit claimed that the four fallen service members who died in his pointless war all said ‘we cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon.’ he's such a fucking disgrace. thank you for your attention to today's very angry post, in which my head explodes. link is here: bit.ly/4vR45Zj

“all of them said very strongly, ‘we cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon.’”

that was Preznit Fuckwit, on his way to yesterday’s dignified transfer in Dover, speaking of the four service members who died last Friday, fighting in the pointless don’t-you-dare-call-it-a-war on Iran that Donny started for no good reason at all. according to Dear Leader, each and every one of them said, very strongly, ‘we cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon.’

let’s do a quick fact check. no, these four fallen heroes didn’t say anything of the sort. they didn’t say it strongly. they didn’t have tears in their eyes. they didn’t do any of that shit, because they’re fucking dead — and this callous shithead is using them as pawns, putting words in their mouths, in a disgraceful attempt to justify the stupid, unnecessary war that ended their lives.

oh, and here’s a pro tip for Donny: you’re supposed to bow your head out of respect for the fallen, you malignant toad.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

here's today's post: "five-time draft dodger once again dishonors war dead" — and then shits the bed at a rally. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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five-time draft dodger once again dishonors war dead

and then shits the bed at a rally

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

here's today's post: "let’s all just enjoy watching Jon Ossoff use Piss-Drunk Pete as a chew toy" — that sure was satisfying. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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let’s all just enjoy watching Jon Ossoff use Piss-Drunk Pete as a chew toy

that sure was satisfying

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

here's today's post: "Donny’s henchmen: ‘if ICE kills you, please have the decency to shut the fuck up about it’" — and we’re Big Mad at Canada, because reasons. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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Donny’s henchmen: ‘if ICE kills you, please have the decency to shut the fuck up about it’

and we’re Big Mad at Canada, because reasons

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Preznit Fuckwit's 'stolen election' whine-fest last night wasn't really about the 2020 election. it was about the upcoming midterms, which he's going to try like hell to interfere with. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I bring *all* the receipts. link is here: bit.ly/4wOhVwq

for two hundred and fifty years, America has had free and fair elections. let’s not let these evil fuckers normalize cheating, the way they’ve normalized all their other abhorrent behavior.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

In summary: He's panicked accountability is coming 11/3/26.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit finally gets his beady-eyed pig-face on money" — and Piss-Drunk Pete prattles on about t-levels. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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Preznit Fuckwit finally gets his beady-eyed pig-face on money

and Piss-Drunk Pete prattles on about t-levels

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Kamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 17/07/2026

Before the president gets on television tonight to peddle lies and conspiracy theories, here is what you need to know: The 2020 election was not stolen. We won, and he lost.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

here's today's post: "Donny’s shit-show is a total disaster as Fox News broadcasts from a completely empty Mall" — scenes from a five-alarm clusterfuck. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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Donny’s shit-show is a total disaster as Fox News broadcasts from a completely empty Mall

scenes from a five-alarm clusterfuck

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

A Michelle Obama Appreciation Post: I deeply admire your elegance, graciousness, beauty, accomplishments, relatability & effortless class. Thank you for being one of the greatest First Ladies of all time!🙏 Much ❤️ from one of your countless fans, Mar🐫

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

here's today's post: "shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer. handshakes make him sleepy" — snap out of it, Donny, it’s G7 time. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer. handshakes make him sleepy

snap out of it, Donny, it’s G7 time.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

the GOP claims to honor our fallen heroes. we should ask President Losers And Suckers if that's true. in today's post, I document all their hypocrisies and atrocities — like Kash Patel's snorkel party. who was that honoring? thank your for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4tVCncO

let’s not forget that in November 2018, as world leaders gathered at a cemetery in France to honor the memory of US soldiers killed while fighting in World War One, Donny blew the whole thing off — because it was drizzling lightly and he didn’t want that weird tangle of piss-colored bullshit on top of his fat head to get wet. instead, he spent the day rage-tweeting from his hotel room. good times, bro, good times.

and let’s not forget this disgraceful episode:

on October 4, 2017, four US soldiers involved in special operations in Niger were ambushed and killed.

how did Commander-in-Chief Dickface von Fuckstain react? he told the families of the slain soldiers that “they knew what they signed up for” and then engaged in a petty twitter spat with a grieving widow.

then he went on TV to praise himself and brag about how he handled the situation better than Obama would have. he also disavowed any responsibility for the soldiers’ mission.

let’s also not forget that in conversations with his chief of staff John Kelly, Donny referred to prisoners of war as “suckers” because “there is nothing in it for them.” he also called soldiers killed in action “losers.”

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

here's today's post: "why the fuck does Donny’s vulgar Epstein Dance Hall need sniper nests and a ‘great drone empire’?" — what war does Dear Leader imagine he’s fighting? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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why the fuck does Donny’s vulgar Epstein Dance Hall need sniper nests and a ‘great drone empire’?

what war does Dear Leader imagine he’s fighting?

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

here's today's post: "meet the smitten cultist who finds racist memes for Dear Leader to post" — her job is to keep Donny stupid and happy. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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meet the smitten cultist who finds racist memes for Dear Leader to post

her job is to keep Donny stupid and happy

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

here's today's post: "great, he’s completely fucked the Reflecting Pool" — remember when we used to be proud of our national monuments? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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oh great, he’s completely fucked the Reflecting Pool

remember when we used to be proud of our national monuments?

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

thanks to greed, incompetence and Preznit Fuckwit's infinite ego, the once-beautiful Reflecting Pool has been destroyed. awesome job, you decaying imbecile. thank you to all my big, strong teary-eyed readers for your attention to my latest angry post. link is here: bit.ly/49vCyUS

oh. my. god. every day it’s some new fucking nightmare.

nobody asked for this.

nobody asked for the historic Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool to be drained and painted over in some garish and completely inappropriate shade of blue.

just like nobody asked for the magnificent Rose Garden to be dug up and replaced by the lifeless Epstein Parking Lot, or for the stately East Wing to be bulldozed to make way for some vulgar Epstein Dance Hall.

nobody asked for any of this fuckery, but that’s just too goddamned bad for you and me. we’re getting it anyway, whether we like it or not — because President Pussygrabber is not that big on consent.

so now that this unwanted and unneeded ‘renovation’ of the Reflecting Pool is being inflicted on us, is it too much to ask that it not end up looking like a syphilitic blue turd?

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

MAGA is just too damned easy to swindle. Donny and his sons made a fake web site for a nonexistent 'Trump Phone" and got their brain-dead cultists to send them SIXTY MILLION DOLLARS. I explain it all in today's post, thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4cZPlBg

it’s a wise old saying: MAGA and their money are soon parted.

sometimes I wish I had been born without a moral compass — because if I weren’t burdened by a sense of right and wrong, I would grift these gullible morons so hard, they wouldn’t know what hit them.

it’s just too fucking easy. just look at Donny Convict. he’s not even that bright, and he’s been swindling these dullards for literal decades.

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