Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 6hIf mars is made of pure unobtainium. But it’s not, so they won’t. 000
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Did the doctors with a rubber glove and a torch show you where marketing projections come from? 010
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Government: we were thinking of increasing the retirement age by 10 minutes. The French: this is *war* 110
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You have to salute the French when it comes to protesting- it’s like they get taught how to do it in school or something. 120
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If Ian Duncan Smith was in charge we could have at least called it chrome dome 010
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Remember the days pre Brexit when a bagged salad would last a week. Now you’re lucky if it’s got 3 days on it. Quality of food has been awful since Brexit. 120
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Apparently.. If you fuck around on your own that’s dangerous. If you fuck around with mates that’s an event But if you fuck around and write it down, it’s science. 000
Reposted by Mike ChamberlainIan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Almost can't believe I'm saying this but the Nick Robinson interview with Burnham on Radio 4 is very good 4623917
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Let me guess the empire has made another fucking Death Star because the only story the empire has is “we make Death Stars” 000
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There’s probably a seven thousand year old Jira ticket that someone never quite got to. 000
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Guess what I’m doing to today. Wrong answers only 100
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Maybe all ai prompts should just have an implicit “without breaking the law.. please can you..” 000
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Listening to radio 4 about AI’s. It’s amazing that they can read and understand code, read and understand books and all of human knowledge- yet they are incapable of reading and understanding the law. 120
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Give the horse to Iceland and have a nice pie 010
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I once did a project where the only food available was pret. I couldn’t face eating in Pret for *years* after that. 050
Reposted by Mike ChamberlainBrexit Bin 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @brexitbin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026In case you missed it ... "Don't Look Up" vs GB News. 16434
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026There once was a cunt who put to sea And the name of the cunt was tom-om-y The winds blew up and her bow dipped down Sink my bully boys. Sink. 010
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Oh to be the receiving end at coastguard control when that call comes in. 270
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If that is genuinely their boat, they’d be in for on hell of a shock when they got into the channel. That looks like one of those little speed boats you would hire on holiday when the sea state is essentially dead calm. 130
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Reports on the other place (X) say it was a euro fighter for the Battle of Britain service. 000
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I was inside, it sounded very quick, pretty low, not a normal jet. 110
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Was that a fighter jet flying somewhat quickly over London just now? 341
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Petrol in the UK is £1.76 a litre. For the Americans in the audience that’s approximately $8.92 a US Gallon. Fuck Trump 040
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Is this the modern day equivalent of the slave riding on the chariot saying “Hominem te memento”. 020
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026We should build a border around Piddington and force full sanitary and Phytosanitary rules on any products entering or leaving. Plus immigration rules. No work permits. 010
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I not sure the Monster Raving Loony party would want her. Even they have standards. 000
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Well the working class have no money, so you can’t get rich from just trying to grift from them. 001
Reposted by Mike ChamberlainGeneral Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I worry for this country when our fash militias can't even enforce a dress code 1612121
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It’s ok, he’s got absolute authority over half the worlds nuclear weapons, so what can possibly go wrong 030
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I guess we can all reflect on how shit it is. 000
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Service guarantees citizenship. Do you want to know more? 2222
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The best bit is you get to discover lots of neighbours who love books. 010
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Try olio. My wife got rid of loads of Books that way. 110
Reposted by Mike ChamberlainWulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If I should die, Think only this of me, There is some corner of a foreign field, That thinks you're a cunt. 28817
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Lake America is pronounced “Fuck Trump” 020
Reposted by Mike ChamberlainChris Grey @chrisgrey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I'm so bored with this. If Burnham, like Starmer, thinks Labour's 'red lines' are unmoveable for political reasons then, ok, I understand that. But to then keep pretending there is some 'ambitious' deal possible that will discernibly increase UK growth is just absurd. www.ft.com/content/4ec5...ft.comAndy Burnham pledges to ‘take pressure off’ business ahead of October BudgetPrime minister tells the FT that he will not tax wealth creators out of the UK but stresses need for social responsibility 40582183
Reposted by Mike ChamberlainThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for. 289216983498
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I’d say on his nuts but there’s a risk of slipping and getting your foot caught in diaper shit. 110
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The vote was to leave the EU (political body), no one voted to leave the SM or CU. That was an entirely political decision. You can be a member of both and still be compatible with the Brexit vote. The redlines are just horse shit. They won’t be the first government to break a manifesto commitment. 110
Reposted by Mike Chamberlainmike502.bsky.social @mike502.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Burnham can feck off. He’s not getting my support at the next election. Another putting himself & his party before the Country 011
Reposted by Mike ChamberlainCaptain Hurley 🇺🇦 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️🇪🇺 @zoonie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Shock news, Burnham exactly the same as Starmer but with a more amenable voice and dark hair: www.theguardian.com/society/2026...theguardian.comBurnham backtracks on spending housing fund only on building social homesAbout 40% of £10bn from Affordable Homes Programme will now go on types of housing such as sheltered and shared ownership 122
Reposted by Mike ChamberlainPaul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Nothing really matters until Labour embraces freedom of movement. Everything else is pissing into the wind. 119529
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026We go live now to the EU “re negotiations”static.klipy.comBill Murray's Iconic Groundhog Day ReportALT: Bill Murray's Iconic Groundhog Day Report 110
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Andy Burnham: reset, but within the redlines. Jesus fucking Christ, it’s like ground hog day but with government policy and bellends. 3176
Reposted by Mike ChamberlainRafael Behr @rafaelbehr.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Starmer/Reeves EU policy: 2024 - reset, but within the red lines 2025 - strategic partnership, but within the red lines 2026 - dynamic alignment, but within the red lines And yet such slow progress, negligible economic dividend. I wonder why. What could the obstacle be? 48379109
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I’m surprised America wasn’t asking for Canada to give up the Sudetenland as well. 012
Mike Chamberlain @mikechamberlain.bsky.social · 23/08/2026One day someone will reply… We’re not fake news, we’re just news you don’t like. We call it the truth. 010