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Mike Beasley

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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 3h
It looks like Fox News doesn’t have any online coverage of Schmitt’s big fumble at all. Fox Sports does, though.
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aaron is not underrating this. It's cinema. The sly smirk when Schmitt thinks he's gotten Smith to perjure himself. The hasty vanishing of the sign. Klobuchar getting Kennedy to hold it up. Schmitt getting LOUD and ANGRY when Klobuchar points out he mixed up the Hawks and Hawkeyes.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 5h
almost as if they are operating on the assumption that everybody else does what they (openly, on live tv, with signing ceremonies) do
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 5h
Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart.

Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 5h
spoiler: it’s just an ai chat bot, so, you know, maybe just use the app. the app’s not hard to use.
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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 17h
Would be better to try him here.
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 18h
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 22h
One, this hilariously outs who all got the talking points in advance and how blatantly they parrot those. Two, Schmitt really thought today he'd launch himself to the VP nomination and with that a decent shot at the presidency down the line. Instead this is the only thing he'll be remembered for.
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 20h
blatantly illegal
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 21h
lol i just saw they’re advertising the most powerful frontier models as only being factually wrong 10% of the time. what idiots are still saying “oh hallucinations are solved, it’s so smart now” clown world
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 22h
AI investor/US President Donald Trump has deciced his administration doesn’t need to do anything that might slow down his ability to make money off his AI investments, but it’s totally not corruption, it’s something else, something not-corrupt. apnews.com/article/trum...
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Trump says top tech firms have signed accord to 'self-police' AI development
President Donald Trump says that he and a large group of leaders of artificial intelligence companies had signed a voluntary accord that will include internal and external reviews of the technology du...
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 22h
Even if that guy hasn’t killed his wife, a jury should’ve locked him up for the cringey AI music.
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Incredible. The 11th Circuit, in a 3-0 opinion (two Obama appointees and one Trump 1.0 appointee), agrees that Trump and his lawyers have failed to rebut the judge's finding that the entire IRS settlement was collusive, highlighting that no other explanation for their conduct was even offered.
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The appellants mount two main attacks on the district
court’s speech-related sanction. First, they argue that the court
lacked a sufficient basis to find that the lawsuit and the settlement
were collusive and that Messrs. Brito and Epstein acted in bad faith.
Second, they contend that the sanction is a broad and impermissible gag order which constitutes a prior restraint and violates the
First Amendment. We conclude that the appellants have not made
a strong showing that they will succeed on either of these grounds.The appellants did not submit or offer any evidence to explain their litigation conduct or demonstrate that the lawsuit and the settlement were not collusive. Given the record before us, the
appellants have not made a strong showing that the district court
committed clear error in its collusion and bad faith findings
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Joke about non-consensual contact right out of the gate at the MAHA Summit's "Reform in CMS" panel from moderator Russell Brand, the comedian who has pleaded not guilty to multiple charges of rape and sexual assault for which he will stand trial in London next month. Dr. Oz slaps his knee. MAHA!
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 29/09/2026
oh wow cool openai is going to have a product to make my decisions for me. what other cognitive burdens can they take from me? i have a lot of great memories of my nieces and nephews, maybe they could just remember that stuff for me so i don’t ever have to think again?
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We're losing billions of dollars every year, most of our revenue comes from two customers, and we believe our product has a good chance of killing everyone. We value ourselves at $2 trillion.
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 29/09/2026
The thing that gets me is everyone knows what the Cornell guys did was wrong. It’s a pretty universal thing. It goes without saying. But the people lecturing others about not being vocal enough against this obviously bad thing also spent weeks defending a woman who murdered her kids.
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 29/09/2026
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The Big Short - Oh fuck
ALT: The Big Short - Oh fuck
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 29/09/2026
If this claim is true, shut them down. If this claim is false, they’re lying to investors and should be held accountable for irresponsible statements like this. So which is it?
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 29/09/2026
oh wow a shiny post from @shinyposts.awoo.blue.
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 28/09/2026
wow. you’re telling me the artist who once sang the joker meme lyric “you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me” is not a good songwriter? this is shocking information to me. i am very surprised at this news.
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 28/09/2026
Every time I report a post on Threads like “wow, i really wish we could exterminate [ethnic/democraphic group]” Threads tells me it’s not against the rules but if I call someone an idiot Threads says “hey wasn’t cool, we deleted your post.” Big Nazi bar, I guess.
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 28/09/2026
if you’re letting ai have any kind of access to your data at all you’re a sucker. it will absolutely misuse it even if you say not to.
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 28/09/2026
Big shoutout to Jira for sending me a 1am Slack advertising their stupid AI chat bot.
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Eric Lipton NYT @ericlipton.nytimes.com · 27/09/2026
What an odd moment in United States history. A U.S. president is running an overtly political camaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government. Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/27/u...
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A Trump 2024 Campaign Ad Returns, Now Brought to You by the Government (Gift Article)
The ad, which ethics experts said could violate federal law, shows Mr. Trump vowing to “expel the warmongers” from the government and fight the “deep state,” even as he wages a war with Iran.
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Clay Ranck @clayranck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trump is going to keep America safe from communism by selling weapons to the communists.
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 28/09/2026
my mom was complaining that on her ipad on ios 27 you can’t tap events in the month view to edit them. i tried and, sure enough, you can’t. is this a bug or oversight by apple? this feels super not-intuitive at all. she has to get into the day view to edit anything. she’s right to complain.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
John Fetterman pursing his lips in a way that communicates that he’s growing increasingly skeptical of live bird flavor after his fourth live bird
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 27/09/2026
burgers are more important than ai
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Matt Hodges @matthodges.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chat for dinner
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 27/09/2026
One of my interviewers brought a beer and offered me one. The office allowed people to drink at 3pm on Fridays, which is when my interview was. The woman who would be my manager told him he could only bring it if he also offered me one. (I declined. Would’ve been bad time to take up drinking lol.)
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 27/09/2026
People want to stop using human terms like “thinking” for AI because a bunch of delusional AI fans believe the computer is truly performing those actions now. It’s fine to anthropomorphize a computer as long as you remember it’s not a human and not engaging in human behaviors.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Vought is breaking the law but he is not “going rogue.” At his confirmation hearings, Vought told Republicans he would do this and they voted for him anyway. If they want to stop him, they still can via impeachment. They won’t.
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 27/09/2026
AI fans talking to their computer after a hard day defending its honor from people who say it isn’t alive and can’t think.
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 26/09/2026
Don’t worry guys! AI is great and hallucinations are a solved problem!!!!!!!!!!!!! tapbots.social/@todd/117326...
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Todd Thomas :ivory_logo: (@todd@tapbots.social)
Attached: 1 image Asking new Siri when my dog was spayed. The calendar entry it included was from January 2024 even though it answered January 2014. Just one of many poor answers I’ve gotten so far.
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 25/09/2026
i’ve never seen a headline about “ms rachel” that made think “now there’s a normal person.”
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 25/09/2026
Threads has this cool feature where you can post something and then all replies to it require you to manually approve them. It’s great for situations where you want to tell a lie but you don’t want to have to deal with people correcting misinformation in the replies!
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 25/09/2026
i think they shouldn’t do this. i think they should continue not covering his events. he doesn’t say anything of value to the people at them, and a blackout shows him they’re not messing around.
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 25/09/2026
Baffled by this Ted Lasso plot where they can’t get a doctor to look at a player’s ACL. Is this some kind of British medical thing I’m too free to understand? Just go to an emergency room. Do they not have emergency rooms? Are their emergency room doctors not able to do an MRI?
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It takes genuine talent to be this wrong
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.
When the Department of Homeland Security sent Nevada a list of 185 names last month that it claimed identified noncitizens who had been improperly allowed to register to vote, state election officials got to work.
On Tuesday, the state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
"As for the 185 individuals, our records indicate that they were citizens," Greg D. Ott, a deputy attorney general in Nevada, wrote, according to a copy of a letter sent to Department of Homeland Security officials obtained through open records requests.
"You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise."Following the meeting, Ms. Vogt sent a clarifying email to Nevada officials. "I also wanted to be sure I clarified that we did not reduce the 15,903 to 185," she wrote. "We've manually reviewed some of the 15,903 and confirmed 185 are not U.S. Citizens."
Now, Nevada officials are saying even that 185 number is wrong. They also took issue with a letter D.H.S. sent them in early September, in which the agency reiterated its initial claims about nearly 16,000 noncitizens on the rolls and pressured state officials to review each case in a letter to Nevada officials in early September.
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 24/09/2026
dismantle these companies and outlaw the technology.
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 24/09/2026
lol at this button still not optimized for liquid glass in facebook’s share extension.
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 24/09/2026
well i’m certainly never going to that lesbian bar in massachusetts now!!!
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 24/09/2026
noticing that ai fans seem to have the same sort of mentality as donald trump fans. very cult-like, very strange. always jumping to the defense of the machine for whatever reason, even when people have valid concerns or complaints or issues.
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 24/09/2026
We in here talking about praxis, man. I mean, how silly is that?
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Allen Iverson
Alt: Allen Iverson talking about practice
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 24/09/2026
the real hero of star wars was the barkeeper who pointed at luke’s droids and said “we don’t serve their kind here.”
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 24/09/2026
yeah because ai actually isn’t a big point of interest for most users id imagine
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Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com · 24/09/2026
communities won’t solve anything, calling it now
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