Reposted by Mike626Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Sam Altman matched with a man on Grindr, who posted the conversation. Open AI offered him money to take it down. He made a song instead. 7734921088
Reposted by Mike626Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 21/01/2025He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone. 866402732762
Mike626 @mike626.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Close. Slow that processor down 400x and give it a green screen. 000
Mike626 @mike626.bsky.social · 19/01/2025The flash drive that says “I would marry you all over again.” 000
Mike626 @mike626.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Autocorrecting schnoz to schnitzel feels like a hate crime. 000
Mike626 @mike626.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I am watching that Y2K movie, and let me tell ya--it's bad. The soundtrack is pretty alright, though. open.spotify.com/playlist/6q6... 000
Mike626 @mike626.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Who would have thought the right and the left would be unified by two platforms. 1. Healthcare CEOs might just deserve being gunned down in the street. 2. Elon Musk sucks. 000
Reposted by Mike626soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 05/12/2024on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things 606266443157
Reposted by Mike626Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 05/12/2024When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead. 18997069811159
Reposted by Mike626Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door contains unused early status effect messages in its files. The message for losing all effects (i.e. going back to normal) translates to "You've become obscene". 323556848
Mike626 @mike626.bsky.social · 20/11/2024The new administration hasn't even started yet and I'm afraid I've already grown numb to their destabilizing shenanigans. Dr. Oz as head of Medicaid and Medicare? It's like watching a terrible reality show. 000
Reposted by Mike626jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/11/2024there is something very funny about the influx of guys here who really think they are going to troll and make people cry and don’t understand that no one cares about blocking here and will do it at a moment’s irritation 549262262035
Mike626 @mike626.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I'm just grateful I won't see his face on TV every 10 minutes as he waxes on about a 'Merica that never existed. 010
Mike626 @mike626.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I belong to a direct primary care practice. It's a coop giving direct physician access and avoiding long waits for care through insurance. Maybe we can form a Department of Health Coop. An alternative medicine option. (alternative to ivermectin and crystals and IDK bleach enemas)politico.comSelection of RFK Jr. will amplify discussion of public health, Deborah Birx says"What I'm hoping is he brings his transparency for all Americans and we really start to tackle these issues one-by-one-by-one," she said. 030
Reposted by Mike626Lucas Sanders 🗳️💙💪🏾🟧♻️♀️🌊🌊🌊🌊 @yfcg.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Release the Gaetz report. Pass it on. 458336357386
Mike626 @mike626.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I have been a member of Twitter since 2007, and I couldn't bring myself to delete my account completely, so I deleted 18 years of tweets. Maybe someday it will emerge from it's current state. 050