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MID-FI 🦇

@midfi.bsky.social
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I took way too many Be Funny classes to be exclusively at fault (orang cat is Lucky)

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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 4h
is cancer murder or suicide
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 11h
it's okay to yell and boycott, whatever you gotta do in this really shitty moment in my art life, i worked with veterans, ex-gang members, refugees from political violence, folks who did shit most of us wouldn't dream of, but made a deep commitment to be better that's the world i want to see
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
dogs are so funny like here is a tiny idiot for you to live with
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
maybe every country should have a nuke but every other country can detonate that one immediately but launching any of them launches a random one actually no that makes everything much worse let's go back to no nukes
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I quit making wishes because they don't come true, but I hold hope in my heart I think I got in a habit of asking for wishes that weren't offered, and I've come to understand that hope held properly is something that cannot even be beaten out
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there has been considerably less rain than I was hoping for
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh it's gonna suck right up until a few weeks after voting day
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
until further notice i am no longer presuming interiority without evidence
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 30/09/2026
If a bagel can have everything so can you Queen
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i suspect this a result of the trauma of world war generations and a societal push to standardize a life experience in service of industry we're still picking out bits of shrapnel from the long-exploded mine of a dying generation's lust to conform and consume
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vera Drew is on a tear liking The People's Joker posts so I just wanna say I'm proud of you sticking it out through the struggle and I'm excited to see you keep going, fly true and make more rad shit
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[crouching over my secret dinner surprise in the lead-up to thanksgiving, softly singing to my prized entree] who can say where the roast goes where the day flows only thyme and who can say if your love grows as your heart chose M S G
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I kinda like how we can all be silly little guys here not because I'm poisoned against sincerity, but because I consider sincerity a poison and we're best off being cartoons cartoons tell the truth when it's least comfortable
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did not know blur was good like that damon albarn I gotta get familiar with your game
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
smashing from subway takes uncut miss rachel to stavvy just to experience the rich panoply of human experience
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh yeah friday I met a very nice woman at karaoke who was about my age and had absolutely no social media
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
for me there's only one thing that SI refers to and one of the words is ideation
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the fool @agnoster.net · 29/09/2026
“Respect me (as an infallible authority) or I won’t respect you (as a person)” is really everywhere once you start to notice it
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh sure sax chef gets the nod but it was "too unsanitary" to fund my oboekase
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gotta get something that pays me to be on at night because I come alive and am best calibrated to so weird shit in the evenings
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wait when did the timeline get fucked up
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if anything dadaists didn't go far enough
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
had a wild dream Lucky had messily caught a tiny mouse and then brought it to me in bed multiple times only for it to run around woke up to discover he had caught the end of a roll of toilet paper and expertly eviscerated it dream brain should have known he's more thorough
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lmao
hollywoodreporter.com
YouTube and Meta Reverse Course, Will Accept ‘Musk’ Trailer Ad
The Google unit says the ad was "temporarily restricted" while Meta calls it "an error." TikTok and X remain silent.
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm not sure if he's reacting to my actions but I swear Lucky knew when the Grandpa Kitchen video was over he was invested
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
also it sounds like thirty years of bland corporate country so a lot of people have heard it but didn't realize it because it fades into the background radiation of getting by
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
next week at work I'm gonna remind people how much stuff they eat got cut out of a big poopin animal
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need a wardrobe weighted more toward singular pauldrons they're so stupid I love them
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
patching koroks into real life there should be more interactive puzzles all over the place where a weird little forest spirit pops out and gifts you a small hard turd
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Apparently I made this at 2AM last night
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
one time I saw Ben Stiller in line at a Starbucks in East Hollywood and he got his shit and got out and it was the most clockwork interaction I could ever hope to have we were there for coffee, we had our own adventures, we went our separate ways, it was chill
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
so sad to try to sing "perception check" by tom cardy cold first time at karaoke
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh just now discovered you don't pronounce polycules like a greek hero
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Flavius Valens @flaviusvalens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hmu if you want a dyed version of one of these bad boys. Tomorrow is the last day I can order these
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I truly do have a wellspring of optimism deep inside my heart but it is muddied by the array of turds representing "when we are done with this shit"
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bugs did nothing wrong #freethebugs
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's wild to parse the breadth of american cultural hegemony across the world and how dramatically we pissed it away
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know it's a whole thing but I simply don't want to go to work anymore there has got to be some place that will hire me to do less work for less time purely on personality, if only to watch me blossom and imbue my surroundings with joy and grace like before
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it'd be really cool if my kidneys didn't explode until like July 2027
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
did they invent a poonis
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
I wouldn't give a fuck if my pilot was furry in his free time. Tails was a great pilot.
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's true and they'd be unstoppable if they ever figure out how to tell people about their shows
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm feeling a general acceleration in the amount of tiny things going wrong leading to larger things going wrong, like seeing a few pebbles skipping blithely down a hill before looking up to see the shattering glacier
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
dammit I was hoping this was thursday
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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Graphic text: Statement by Arienne Childrey, ODP Pride Caucus Vice Chair (writing strictly in a personal capacity; opinions are her own and not endorsed by the caucus or ODP). "In 2025, I was proud to be elected Vice Chair of the ODP Pride Caucus. I take my responsibility to represent the LGBTQ+ community—and, as a trans woman, especially the trans community—very seriously. I am deeply disturbed by the concerted effort by the Ohio Democratic Party to silence fellow Democrats attempting to hold candidates accountable for anti-trans positions and advertising. Twice today, a mild, respectful statement from a county party was deleted from the Pride Caucus social media channels. Let me be explicit: these deletions were not executed by the Pride Caucus. They were carried out directly by the Ohio Democratic Party itself, overreaching to censor our platform. That statement didn't attack the congresswoman; it simply asked her to discontinue her anti-trans ads. Apparently, even that basic demand for human dignity is too much for ODP leadership.This censorship must be called out. The only thing more disgusting than a Democrat leaning into transphobic messages for a perceived electoral advantage is a state party apparatus that steps in to silence the people criticizing that behavior.I have no doubt some within leadership would love for me to resign to make their lives easier. But it has never been my job to make the lives of bureaucrats—who trade on trans rights like a commodity—easier. My job is to fight for my community and ensure we are represented. I will continue to do exactly that, even when it makes the 'powers that be' uncomfortable. A Democratic Party that abandons the marginalized is a soulless party. I won't stop trying to save the heart and soul of this party, I won't be silenced, and I won't allow the voices of our community to be silenced." This statement is personal commentary and is not paid for or authorized by any campaign committee.
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I like to consider that I'm not in a relationship right now because I need to find a more polished kind of love I want to invest the best possible version of myself in another person, and I kinda suck right now
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MID-FI 🦇 @midfi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
farting is such sweet sorrow -shartspeare
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