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micheleLM

@michelegoo.bsky.social
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I tell jokes onstage and in uncomfortable situations. Mostly cat photos, selfies and random thoughts. No bigots 🚫. Any pronoun. AuDHD. Bi Brazilian living on Wurundjeri land linktr.ee/micheledacostahaha

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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 9h
i woke up in the middle of the night and jonesy was sleeping at my feet, then he sat up and noticed me looking at him and started purring and came up to my face and gave me a nose lick 🥹🥰
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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 9h
i’m going to brasil next week!! 🎉 during elections time 😬 and staying with my rw family 😩
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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 9h
named myself after a monster for halloween :p
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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oops i did it again (got a hangover)
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Babe&Oak @babeandoak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Did you too see it drifting all night on the black river? Did you see it in the morning rising into the silvery air?” Odette skateboard for DROP IN: Skate Deck Art Show 🎨
Odette - black& white skateboard design of Odette's transformation and the Swan Maiden in folklore.
Illustration is a football skateboard shape. At the bottom curve is a black border followed by a porcelain edge filigree pattern with dashes/ lines. Inside the curve is a constellation design mimicking the star patterns of Neuschwanstein Castle in Bavaria known as the "Swan Prince" castle. Grey stars on a white background with fine line ink. Above the border is a metal embossed moon medallion in grey with daisies and a moon. Large stylized white waves morphing into magical energy as they transform Odette are overtop the body of a painted outlined swan turned to the left with its wing folded down with speckled grey patterning mimicking vintage ballet costume patterns.
To the left of the swan is a large silver sacred heart with jewels, radial background, a sword vertically piercing it and an arch with three jewelled stars. Below is a rendered and outlined oval link chain winding behind the elements. To the right of the white swan is a faceted 8 point metal star with fleur de lis arm segments and a large diamond in the middle. Flying through the chain link is a Russian striped folk arrow. Above is the black swan counterpoint Odile flipped in reversed. Over top is a paisley like folk pattern of Russian like embroidery of flowers, vines and curved tear drops in flat toned greys. Above is a matching mirrored medallion of daises but with a sun instead for the time restraints of the spell from the ballet. The top curve is a tangle of branches/dark leaves in black on a lighter black background. Overtop are white fine line inked chamomile flowers in reference to Tchaikovsky's sister Aleksandra who inspired his ballets and the area of Russia they grew up. The border is split into white on the top & black on the bottom. Behind both swans are walls with a tile pattern of black 8 point stars lined in white on a grey background framing an empty space doorway is shaded wall moulding.
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Rich Tate 🎃 @richtate.com · 30/09/2026
Life is a skillset. In order to grow and maintain any skillset, we must practice. The modern technology landscape is antithetic to mastery. Everyone lulled to sleep by a piece of metal and glass in their hand. And believe me, they want you docile and compliant. Apathy is the enemy of progress.
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skELLY @ellyzoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The constant mild mindfuck of not particularly identifying with your “assigned gender” but constantly being aggressively treated like you belong to it and therefore identifying with it in solidarity. 🫠
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHRN...
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Nina Simone - Feeling Good (Official Video)
YouTube video by NinaSimoneVEVO
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i watched weapons last night. i’m traumatised, five stars
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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
last day of work today 😬
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Mohamad Bazzi @mbazzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page of @scotnational.bsky.social
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page headline of The National, Scotland
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
meowrning bsky 🧡 jonesy says trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️
cute lil ginger cat jonesy snuggling up with a blåhaj (ikea shark). jonesy is stretched out facing the shark, front paws are touching the shark’s nosesame as before but jonesy is on his back with front paws curled. blåhaj has a fin on top of jonesy like they’re cuddling
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Any orca about?
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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
meowrning bsky 🧡 jonesy says trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️
cute lil ginger cat jonesy snuggling up with a blåhaj (ikea shark). jonesy is stretched out facing the shark, front paws are touching the shark’s nosesame as before but jonesy is on his back with front paws curled. blåhaj has a fin on top of jonesy like they’re cuddling
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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my meta muse brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, "your ass got doxxed"
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Rob Isaac @rmi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Create an unnecessary sequel by adding an -er to a book’s title Infinite Jester
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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s not her fault she was put in charge of sending out the slutcon rules
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Emily the knitter @emilyknits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Welp
A screenshot from the other place from HumanBeingAwkward (@humanbeingawk).

the autistic experience of being kind, friendly, empathetic, and instantly disliked
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sketches make great gifts for: girlfriends yourself certain pets, such as members of the family Corvidae your landlord haha jk jk girlfriends
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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Sometimes my lost jokes come back in my thoughts to haunt me like the time i told someone i was ordering the godfather pizza and they asked what’s on it and i said just a horse’s head and they had no idea what i was talking about bc they’ve never watched the godfather
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MariNaomi (they/them) @marinaomi.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
mood
an orange tabby cat (wobbly pete) sleeps face down
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 25/09/2026
i have in fact added prints of this to my shop/inprnt IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING 🇨🇦 aplante.com/shop 🌎 www.inprnt.com/gallery/apla...
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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
honestly if you cant be silly with it, then really what the fuck is the point??
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Heknitt @heknitt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pumpkin baby 🎃 #cottagecore #spooky #fallvibes #whimsy
Knitted frog wearing a brown scalloped sweater with a embroidered pumpkin on it, she’s holding a pumpkin too Close up From the side
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Bruno está digitando... @naosouindiano.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tirinha colorida em quatro quadros, ambientada em uma savana que lembra O Rei Leão. No primeiro, um pequeno leão está sobre uma pedra vermelha olhando para o céu. No segundo, o rosto de um leão surge entre as nuvens e chama “CINVA”. No terceiro, o leão sobre a pedra olha para cima e responde “PAPÁ”. No último quadro, o leão nas nuvens diz: “ÍNSTÁLAME EL WAPSAT”, em uma piada com um pai pedindo para instalar o WhatsApp.
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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
day off house to myself might play fire emblem all day and try not to stress about becoming unemployed next week :p
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never been a more appropriate time for this tweet
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
how is this guy so cool and also a politician?
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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😶‍🌫️
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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
cantina chameleon
it me wearing a red gingham top that almost perfectly matches the restaurant table cloth
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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
changing my name to chatgpt to see if i can hack into a govt website with zero consequences
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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Every time a new person discovers this picture, all bisexuals become visible for 30 secs confusing all people around them
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actually madeleine is the scientist🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
please help if you can
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Jeremy C. Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As always, today is a great day to support artists, writers, creators of all sorts. If you have the means, buy a book, sign up for someone's Patreon, commission an art piece. It's also a lovely day to leave a nice comment, post a short review, spread the word about someone's work. Everything helps.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh you think disabilities are funny? How cringe
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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i got literally dozens of health related phishing emails in the past few days. i wonder if these events are related 🤔
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scary again, naturally 🎃 @renandpen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
clapping for all of you, always, my lovelies 🩷
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s cool that all these tech lord assholes are going to break everything for a product we all hate — a product, btw, that cannot exist without the things they are breaking
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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
guys
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Hasan Minhaj: No, Don't Clap!
Alt: Hasan Minhaj: No, Don't Clap!
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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
maybe it’s the general exhaustion of living in these times maybe it’s the fact that work hasn’t decided if they want to extend my contract that expires next week yet but i really don’t feel like working today :p
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Trish K @tkaz99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
❤️❤️❤️
ADHDers that take on life without medication:

Well, first of all, with caffeine and anger, all things are possible, so jot that down.
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tosco @rabiscostosco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ilustração digital de cachorro caramelo fazendo xixi com a perninha levantada e a linguinha de fora em uma cerca na frente da casa branca. acompanha o texto "o brasil não cabe no quintal de ninguém"
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Bertoni @thebertoni.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sketch preto e branco de uma Morticia Addams lobo guará e um Gomez Addams cachorro vinagre, desenho acentua a diferença de altura dos dois bichos, lobo guará altissimo e cachorro vinagre baixote.
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Erika Ishii's inclusion is not a "controversial announcement". This is elevating weird gamergaters' boring whining as deserving of attention. There's no "sides" to this, there's no "issue": It's a talented performer who's done nothing wrong being hated for who they are.
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was already honored to be a voice in their game, but now I’m DOUBLY grateful to have @doublefine.com’s continued support as they unabashedly celebrate our collab! (And please don’t worry. While my success & public joy seem to be upsetting to some, I feel like I’m getting to live my dream life!)
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micheleLM @michelegoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
me looking at photos and vids of ed sheeran crying
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Zohran Mamdani Ms Rachel
Alt: Zohran Mamdani & Ms Rachel doing their crying gestures
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