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Michael Prehn

@michaelprehn.bsky.social
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Chef & technology professional, with all the tiredness of both. 36, He/Him, married & polyam.

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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I needed to see something other than these same 8 walls so we went to get some nice food last night.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Using up some leftovers in the fridge - chickpeas, soy curls, spinach, garlic, jalapeno, curry, onions, lots of black pepper and fried udon
A noodle bowl in a large black ceramic bowl with some gold cloud patterns. The dish has chickpeas, soy curls, spinach, garlic, jalapeno, curry, onions, lots of black pepper and fried udon.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I almost just seasoned my breakfast quesadilla with Artic Vibe Celsius energy drink instead of hot sauce. So we're off to a good start today
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We have confirmed: Cali will assume the role of Cooking Buddy
Mike's tortie cat, Cali. Cali is loafed up on a high top chair in the kitchen, watching Mike cook.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Belated birthday meal with the fam
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thanks Norbie. You're a big help
A picture of Mike's lap while he sits in a chair. Mike has a laptop on his lap, with some work stuff on the screen. Mike's white cat Norbie is lying on both of Mike's hands, preventing any work.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I opened Bluesky just now, saw 28 notifications which is about x10 more than I've ever had and thought "uh oh what'd I do" Just bsky being buggy as usual lol
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Me watching the ketchup slices: "Is there a way to block a video on Bluesky?"
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I really hate how much apps make tipping people a hidden feature. And when you do select it as an option, they're like "Oh wow how generous of you to consider! Might make the delivery people hustle more". Screw you, that's their wages. That is necessary for them to make ends meet.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The kind of post that makes me check if I'm on the Discover tab by accident
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Me pasting nonsense into a shell:
Powershell response saying "vibing" isn't a acceptable command for a script
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We're trying to adopt a new cat and she's full of love and comfy immediately. Meet Cali!
A picture of Cali, a torty cat. Cali is sitting draped over Mike's left leg and is extending paws forward.A picture of Cali, a torty cat. She's lounging on a couch with all four limbs loose and is staring at the camera.A picture of Cali, a torty cat. She's snoozing in a cat bed, with her head rested against the side cushion with eyes totally closed.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Discord drama, now native to Bluesky
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 03/06/2026
two adorable fawns cuddling with a kitten captioned: "repost if you love lesbians or [if] you[']d be happy if elon musk dies"
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Post a 6/6 for the day
A picture of the Magic: the Gathering card called Reaper King. 
Casting cost: 2/W 2/U 2/B 2/R 2/G.
Creature type: Legendary Artifact Creature - Scarecrow.
Card Text: Other Scarecrow creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever another Scarecrow comes into play under your control, destroy target permanent.
Power / Toughness: 6/6
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Teshin and Urianger should hang out, I bet they'd have a lot in common
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Of all the risks associated with burnout, no one ever warned me it raises your chances of being possessed by an ancient evil bent on the total destruction of the realm If I show up to the next admin meeting in full body black, spiky robes and a glowing red crest on my face, please send me home
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
No has ever, or will ever hate people who want to give them money more than FF14
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
(Cloud and friends watching the meteor slowly descend on the planet) Vincent: "C'mon guys this whole meteor thing is just a distraction from the REAL issue"
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
@ctrlaltskeet.bsky.social I too plan to get to 40 and stop counting further
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Absolutely devastating Discord move where I try to politely call someone out on their toxic bullshit and they do a react agreeing. Fuck. Now I'm on their team without my permission. Brutal.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
"Hey Mike you say you're angry are you swingin' on folks in traffic or whatever?" "No, I just think someone saying something like "victims should do better, that'll make them not be victims"" is maybe nevermind I'm mad again
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You will be visited by three spirits
A screenshot of the cinematic trailer for the video game Warframe. The shot pictures the three starting character choices, Excalibur, Mag, & Volt.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
....God damn it
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
LRT: a post about Red Hot flavored Goldfish being labeled for "Intolerance" is really funny to me. Also those sound delicious
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
It's always fun when you can look down the road in Discord and correctly identify drama forming over the horizon. Lets you mute the channel in advance
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
If you're friends with white people, you're always in the process of talking one of them off the ledge of "figuring out a good pork belly recipe"
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 11/10/2025
Good morning
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Sorry I've been away (personal, absolute nightmare stuff) but my deranged rich guy fantasy would to be fund the folks on @ctrlaltskeet.bsky.social personally and totally. Such beautiful work.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Is the proposed solution "already have money?" It's Already Have Money, isn't it
Screenshot of a video suggestion, titled "You Don't Have to Live One Emergency Away From Broke". The captured frame of the video portrays The Ramsey Show, where two hosts sit at a large wooden desk with microphones. The host on the left is a white man with a buzz cut wearing an olive jacket over a black t shirt. The host on the right is a black lady with curly shoulder length hair, wearing a white printed t shirt.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
At the DMV today
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Yeah, you'd be alarmed to see the sheer amount of butter lol Also a lot of it involves planning & time. For example, pretty much everything is better brined. Meats, vegetables, even some starches. It's a way to season the inside of an ingredient not just the surface!
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
America: world leader in many things, none of them good
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Fireheart Media (Jala-chan's Place, Monster Dear Monster) @fireheartmedia.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Hey y'all, Jala-chan's Place returns with The Science of Grief featuring @dneyens.bsky.social ! We discuss what is going on in your brain and body when you grieve, and how understanding the processes of grief can help you better adapt to your new reality. Have a listen: www.jalachan.place/83
Two people's hands; one has their hands clasped and the other has their hands over the first person's.
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
my superpower is using every tool in the kitchen to make a recipe with "one-pot" in the title
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Drama! at the Discord
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Lately, work has been spiraling towards Cyberpunk 2077esque corpo-speak. - Will definitely get with him about standards - With the rekitting of 007 and Sushi order and guys getting ready. Great to see the crew run so smooth - Corey had a big load. will give him an easy day soon
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~Jala-chan in Places~ @jalachan.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
20) @senplus.bsky.social informs me that I am obsessed with cookbooks. The truth is I love tasty and healthy food and I am perpetually seeking to better my craft in the kitchen. Ongoing series with a professional chef friend @michaelprehn.bsky.social no less! www.jalachan.place/guests/mikep...
jalachan.place
Jala-chan's Place - Mike Prehn
Interdisciplinary Discussions With Friends
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
God I can't wait for this bubble to pop pop pop
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Meal prep for the week: mojo pork, fried rice with extra veggies, and sausage egg and cheese biskies
A zoomed out shot of Mike's kitchen counter. Several individual meal containers are filled with fried rice and slices of pork. A wooden cutting board have several individually wrapped sausage egg and cheese biscuits.A close up of the individual meal containers filled with fried rice and sliced pork.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
(Cloud and friends watching the meteor slowly descend on the planet) Vincent: "C'mon guys this whole meteor thing is just a distraction from the REAL issue"
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
The gym bro VP of Sales: "I don't believe in TIME, everyone else should BENCH MORE to know what I'm thinking!" Me: "Can you maybe, possibly type it into something the 50 people who work for you can see?" Bro: "NO! Communication is for the weak."
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Oh hell yeah. Knowing these folks, this is gonna be tons of fun to listen to!
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Running a small business is a constant game of deciding which bill or not-investment will catch up with you first
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
A very useful person to find and follow on social media is your anti-taste friend. You get along, you respect them, but your taste in movies/books/games is diametrically opposite to yours. You can know what you'll love by seeing what they don't enjoy, and vice versa.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
My (non-spoiler) impressions of Warframe's Tennocon 2025 reveals: - We're definitely not beating the "We're the Baddies" allegations - Somehow Orokin fashion continues to plumb new depths - I'm glad I wasn't the only kid who went that hard at hide-and-seek
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
[Me, listening to the Chrono Trigger soundtrack at 11pm]: I think Lavos might be a metaphor for the petrochem industry y'all
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