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Michael Prehn

@michaelprehn.bsky.social
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Chef & technology professional, with all the tiredness of both. 36, He/Him, married & polyam.

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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sticky grenades or grenades that do the "press X to detonate" mechanic. It may just be the types of games I play but they tend to be too slow to hit enemies reliably. Or I get shot while waiting for them to go off.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
If I could make one permanent change to language, I'm not saying "Any updates?" would be first choice but I'd at least think hard about it
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I needed to see something other than these same 8 walls so we went to get some nice food last night.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Using up some leftovers in the fridge - chickpeas, soy curls, spinach, garlic, jalapeno, curry, onions, lots of black pepper and fried udon
A noodle bowl in a large black ceramic bowl with some gold cloud patterns. The dish has chickpeas, soy curls, spinach, garlic, jalapeno, curry, onions, lots of black pepper and fried udon.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I almost just seasoned my breakfast quesadilla with Artic Vibe Celsius energy drink instead of hot sauce. So we're off to a good start today
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We have confirmed: Cali will assume the role of Cooking Buddy
Mike's tortie cat, Cali. Cali is loafed up on a high top chair in the kitchen, watching Mike cook.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Belated birthday meal with the fam
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Pretty much same on the first two, and have some plans for the third. Continuing to wage the chaos war with employers. Adopted a cat who's adorable
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh I misread, all 28 notis were Luci 😂 Hey friend how ya been
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thanks Norbie. You're a big help
A picture of Mike's lap while he sits in a chair. Mike has a laptop on his lap, with some work stuff on the screen. Mike's white cat Norbie is lying on both of Mike's hands, preventing any work.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I opened Bluesky just now, saw 28 notifications which is about x10 more than I've ever had and thought "uh oh what'd I do" Just bsky being buggy as usual lol
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Me watching the ketchup slices: "Is there a way to block a video on Bluesky?"
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Abolish the sneaky $2.13 minimum wage for tipped workers. It's evil. They work at least as hard as everyone else
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I really hate how much apps make tipping people a hidden feature. And when you do select it as an option, they're like "Oh wow how generous of you to consider! Might make the delivery people hustle more". Screw you, that's their wages. That is necessary for them to make ends meet.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The kind of post that makes me check if I'm on the Discover tab by accident
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Me pasting nonsense into a shell:
Powershell response saying "vibing" isn't a acceptable command for a script
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's true. Neither is really one to start a fight, so they'll get along fine I think.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Norbie's not a fan the couple of times they've met across the doorway, but I think he'll chill out once he realizes there's cuddles to be had
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We're trying to adopt a new cat and she's full of love and comfy immediately. Meet Cali!
A picture of Cali, a torty cat. Cali is sitting draped over Mike's left leg and is extending paws forward.A picture of Cali, a torty cat. She's lounging on a couch with all four limbs loose and is staring at the camera.A picture of Cali, a torty cat. She's snoozing in a cat bed, with her head rested against the side cushion with eyes totally closed.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Same though. Our politicians down here in the swamp are all past their "best by" date. We gotta get a whole new set
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Discord drama, now native to Bluesky
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 03/06/2026
two adorable fawns cuddling with a kitten captioned: "repost if you love lesbians or [if] you[']d be happy if elon musk dies"
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Post a 6/6 for the day
A picture of the Magic: the Gathering card called Reaper King. 
Casting cost: 2/W 2/U 2/B 2/R 2/G.
Creature type: Legendary Artifact Creature - Scarecrow.
Card Text: Other Scarecrow creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever another Scarecrow comes into play under your control, destroy target permanent.
Power / Toughness: 6/6
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I assume that's where it's headed, but you know you don't wanna try too hard setting your friends up, it gets off-putting
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Teshin and Urianger should hang out, I bet they'd have a lot in common
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Of all the risks associated with burnout, no one ever warned me it raises your chances of being possessed by an ancient evil bent on the total destruction of the realm If I show up to the next admin meeting in full body black, spiky robes and a glowing red crest on my face, please send me home
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"Oh you want to pay us for a service? Fuck you, I hope you die"
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
No has ever, or will ever hate people who want to give them money more than FF14
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I think this is my favorite
A screenshot of the Bluesky status page, which is not displaying any information other than an error banner reading "Not Enough Resources"
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Most Disgaea games north of 3, imo. They've noticeably pared down the mechanics in a lot of the more recent titles. Also, 1, 2, & 3 had some strong emotion in the storylines that the series doesn't really do anymore. It's a mild bummer of mine cause I love the first 4 games.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
(Cloud and friends watching the meteor slowly descend on the planet) Vincent: "C'mon guys this whole meteor thing is just a distraction from the REAL issue"
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Every year I usually reinstall Enter the Gungeon and fumble my way through a handful of hours. I'm tremendously inept at it, but it's very fun until the rewards slow to a drip.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
[Mild Warframe spoilers] This man taught animals depression and then said "Layta" and teleported to the future. Messed up tbh
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I just saw this and I already know what the title's about
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Giant Toblerone
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
@filthywizard.bsky.social I didn't ever put it together before but yes. Warframe has a Foot Problem ™️
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I RAN TO LISTEN TO THIS WARFRAME CHAT WARFRAME CHAT
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Voting Even In Arcadia the worst album is A Decision. Not a good decision imo
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Socks for Christmas are awesome tbh
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
@ctrlaltskeet.bsky.social I too plan to get to 40 and stop counting further
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Absolutely devastating Discord move where I try to politely call someone out on their toxic bullshit and they do a react agreeing. Fuck. Now I'm on their team without my permission. Brutal.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
"Hey Mike you say you're angry are you swingin' on folks in traffic or whatever?" "No, I just think someone saying something like "victims should do better, that'll make them not be victims"" is maybe nevermind I'm mad again
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You will be visited by three spirits
A screenshot of the cinematic trailer for the video game Warframe. The shot pictures the three starting character choices, Excalibur, Mag, & Volt.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
....God damn it
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Accidental timeline sync
A screenshot of Mike's Bluesky mobile app feed. The topmost displayed post is from Merriam-Webster, saying "You can curse daylight saving time, daylight saving, daylight savings time, and/or daylight time. All are considered acceptable so go off." The very next post is Chris saying "Daylight Savings is fucking bullshit."
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
100%. Trying to avoid SMS was how we landed on G auth, but I just want people to read lol This is the image from the "getting started" training. 98% whiff rate
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
On the flip side, one of my clients uses Google Auth and MS REALLY wants you to use MS Auth. There's a step where the prompt to download MS Auth is where the "next" button would be. And there's a teeny tiny alternative button hiding in the corner. I have a 98% user misunderstanding rate there.
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Michael Prehn @michaelprehn.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
LRT: a post about Red Hot flavored Goldfish being labeled for "Intolerance" is really funny to me. Also those sound delicious
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