Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The cast of the abortive live-action Far Side movie thinks he looks fine 100
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Gremlins 2 is one of the great american films 100
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026'They're making a new Star Wars trilogy and Jon Watts will direct' is one of those announcements that feels like a psyop 000
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If they made Twilight during the 2000s it wouldve starred Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart 000
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You can tell what the guests look like without even checking the pics 132
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026At this point reality feels like one of the rejected matrixes 000
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Allrecipes doesn't get enough credit for disposing of the SEO essays and just giving you the damn recipe 010
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's all well and good that Gary Sinise plays in 'The Lt. Dan Band' but he should get his legs blown off to do it properly 100
Reposted by Michael GormlyBlack Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026BUT THE TRANS CHILDREN ARE PLAYING CHESS! 217837
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Walgreens wouldn't give me a covid shot because 'i don't want to catch covid' wasn't a pressing enough medical reason 000
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Fumbled a layup because he couldn't figure out how to cram Thor, Magneto, and Doc Ock into it 030
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think he should mix it up and do like a teen stoner comedy 000
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Lord of the Rings Any% Run WORLD RECORD 11:47:09 020
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If i were Matthew Gaetz defending Donald Trump's party i wouldn't bring up kids at all 010
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Trump scoffing when he learns the french don't have snipers crawling all over the arc de triomphe 000
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Trump scoffing upon learning the actual Arc de Triomphe isnt crawling with snipers and missiles 000
Reposted by Michael Gormlya springfieldian werewolf in shelbyville @springfieldians.bsky.social · 20/09/2026 629636
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026guys GUYS the PRESIDENT IS A RAPIST i DO NOT CARE ABOUT A STREAMER 131
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026youtu.be/AtOPX557Ff8?...youtu.beNever trust a beautiful woman - MagnetoYouTube video by TheEldarie 000
Reposted by Michael GormlyRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's vastly more comforting to believe in an imminent robot apocalypse than the truth: the things that will destroy us are extensions of the unsexy but obvious problems all around us. We are not doomed in one grand way, but a thousand petty small ways. 803182573
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I see we're leaving 'I am intimately invested in how the odyssey is adapted' season and entering 'i actually care a lot about the chronicles of narnia' season 000
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Democratic Strategists Recommend Blowing It 010
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This piece of shit could at least try to legalize mushrooms but no all we get is measles and 50 year old conspiracy nonsense 120
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026'He's a little odd, but he's nice' my date says to her friends who can see me pulling up to the curb in the ghostbusters car and doing the dance up the walkway 030
Reposted by Michael GormlyDOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026WHEEL OF FORTUNE RARE 1988 NES 511922
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026(trying to make it into the industry) uh uhh i have also dropped out of the ed sherman tour 010
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026There's guys like Verhoeven or Fincher who bring in fash aesthetics to make subversive points that sail over the heads of chuds and then there's 300 130
Reposted by Michael Gormly👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026ngl i wasn’t expecting him to go out doing suicide by cop 14818100
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Fresh Ingredients, Perfectly Grilled, Lovecraft Evocative 000
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My new album SEE YOU IN THE MORNING is now streamable on most major platforms! open.spotify.com/album/3Gl5oq...open.spotify.comSee You in The Morning - Album by Michael Gormly | SpotifyMichael Gormly · album · 2026 · 10 songs 210
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'm hesitant to speak the phrase 'Christopher Nolan Moby Dick' into the universe 010
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I am once again thinking of this screenshot i took from x dot com on the day trump got re-inaugurated 010
Reposted by Michael GormlyDan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit. 776952172
Reposted by Michael Gormlyonion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026trying to get people to understand that the trans women in sports debate isn’t really about sports but a meta narrative pushed by the right all about slowly getting all trans people out of public life is truly impossible 9382492006
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Why don't you just give me $5k and we'll see what happens? 010
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Stand by REM is great because it's an all-chorus song with a few bridges and a solo for plausible deniability youtu.be/bLaSXpqp__E?...youtu.beR.E.M. - Stand (Video)YouTube video by Warner Records Vault 000
