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Michael Atlaw

@michaelatlaw.bsky.social
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a lawyer, but not your lawyer, and not that kind of lawyer either

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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 10/10/2026
HOW DARE
A jeopardy question: "pedants argue about whether this verb should be used as a synonym of its 7-letter dictionary neighbor compose."

The answer is comprise, which I was complaining about pedantically in the post to which Ken Jennings made the below reply.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i'm sorry, but it's still incredibly funny to imagine a literal pope watching this and yelling at the TV
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On the plus side, they’re gonna work towards a neighborhood wide fix faster than if it were just your place, hopefully
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PAC was a special wrestler. One of the all-time greats.
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s in paragraph six?
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They said to cha cha NOW, y’all.
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Death Triangle was cool as fuck and got sabotaged by world events and misfortune, and it sucks that we never got to see it at its full potential.
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I cannot fucking believe PAC is gone. I watched him wrestle not twenty four hours ago, what the hell happened?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy shit, Pac died? What the hell...
All Elite Wrestling
@AEW

All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin
Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley
began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling
organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-
flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite
Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed
in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our
condolences go out to Satterley's family, friends and fans.

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IN MEMORIAM
"PAC"
BENJAMIN
SATTERLEY
1986 - 2026

8:06 PM . Sep 27, 2026 . 18.3K Views
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I LOVE BASEBALL
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 20/09/2026
NEXT STOP: POSTSEASON BASEBALL.
TEXT: "TICKET PUNCHED
Postseason 2026
Punch Back"

IMAGE: Red Sox Postseason Clinch graphic featuring 35 cutouts of the 2026 roster on top of a textured grey background with black baseball elements. Images of the pitching staff are seen in the top section in black and white while position players are underneath wearing the home white uniforms. Red text reading “Ticket Punched” and a white MLB Postseason 2026 logo are in the center of the graphic. A white logo reading punch back is seen in the lower right corner.
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
meaningful football, hot damn
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 02/09/2026
BREAKING: Democratic Sen. Ed Markey defeated Rep. Seth Moulton in the Senate primary in Massachusetts, NBC News projects, in a victory for the party’s progressive wing.
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Democratic Sen. Ed Markey fends off Massachusetts primary challenge from Rep. Seth Moulton
Markey defeated his challenger, NBC News projects, after he stressed his progressive positions and touted endorsements from Sens. Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren.
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Someone snitched because they had the mouse fursuiter meetup 😔
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 21/08/2026
An all time moment in the annals of posting.
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How can one view this if they were so inclined?
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Folks, the Red Sox might be good.
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If Arias is good to go, then we got ourselves a contender for top of the AL no questions
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Lmao I saw that and went “the ram crisis comes for us all”
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
watchin baseball (field)
Wrigley Field in a rainstorm from the press box
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Went and saw Iceboy! with Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally, and this might be the hardest I’ve laughed in the theater. Holy hell. If you’re gonna be in Chicago before it closes, go see it.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 24/07/2026
There. That’s better.
PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN
Edouard Manet
Trentuetsst
Boy with Pitcher (La Régaladeووية الوفوسعة • ووورعوميم عروعيول لمووجد
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
World Cup is over but I cannot escape the pausa de hidratacion @sickoscommittee.org
Manet’s “Boy with Pitcher,” featuring a boy holding a pitcher aloft and pouring water directly into his mouth.
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Did you know that you can just go to Chicago? They let you do it
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Roomp, surely
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I got great news about this website
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
wu tang clan can cure any vibes #nbafinals
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Rabbit rabbit happy pride y’all 🎉
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
respect to the stadium PA crew getting "umbrella" on there within fifteen seconds or so
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Years down the line: “hey Dad, why is there a baseball in a box on top of my bedroom bookcase, where did that come fr—“ “HELL YEAH CHECK THIS OUT”
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Me, 36 for another two months: hah, couldn't be me, no way
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
That’s the true Fenway experience, though. Getting suspiciously cheap monster SRO seats because you didn’t check tomorrows forecast
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Papa Gino's knew what they were doing. I grew up on Papa Gino's. I will sing their praises. Fenway? I dunno, bud.
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
jerry I've been to fenway park on a semi-regular basis, do you think I trust the refrigeration capabilities at the best of times?
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The sheer confidence to order seafood at a ballpark on an 80 degree day, idk
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
we don’t have confirmation that they weren’t, tbf
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Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 08/05/2026
Barista made reference to “it’s like when you hop in a mosh pit” and I said, “It shouldn’t shock you from looking at me to hear that I’ve never been in a mosh pit.” He paused for a sec, looked me over, and said, “Well it’s the same at Ska shows” and that’s the most devastating read I’ve ever had.
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
the rough sound I made when I clicked through was "hrnngh"
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Between LRR and Desert Bus I have been throughly instructed on not putting things in my mouth (don’t stuff it in my face) though it might look good to eat (and it might look good to taste). I’m pretty sure that gets me like 40% of the way there
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Trying to immerse myself in Canadian culture while my app for a citizenship certificate is pending; @loadingreadyrun.com has already done tremendous amounts for me in acclimating
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
hey all, a comical amount of things are happening to me at once and I'd love it if you could help me out: ko-fi.com/flatluigi just lost half a tooth and have to figure out what the fuck to do, and that's on top of my cat doing poorly and h&r block fucking up my dad's taxes and us owing more aomehow
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Okay now I’m okay with the game continuing but stop it now please lol
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Sox should’ve lodged a protest when the fans were evacuated and the game still went on. This is egregious
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
What you’ve described sounds much more like a spear phishing attack designed to get your Twitter login information and take over your account. This has been going around lately.
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
you know, there's nothing quite like baseball. actually, hold on. now that i think about it, softball is a lot like baseball. you know what, nevermind. man. what a turd this post turned out to be, huh
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Michael Atlaw @michaelatlaw.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is exactly what a targeted phishing scam to get your account would look like BTW
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Via Sportsnet
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