Sign in

Mark Henry

@mhgjd.bsky.social
274 followers 363 following 360 posts

The only good Republican is a former Republican. Same for nazis. Or am I being redundant?

PostsRepliesMedia
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It Came from Outer Space for Tax Purposes.
030 3
Reposted by Mark Henry
Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Really doesn’t seem like a mystery to me. Aside from talent, he’s one of the few leading with corruption & authoritarianism & accountability, while also clearly linking that to affordability & Kitchen Table Issues. It really isn’t very puzzling. See also: Khan, the Great, of the Northern Steppes.
713725 137
Reposted by Mark Henry
Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 04/10/2026
Oh no why does Saturn keep stirring the pot
0136 13
Reposted by Mark Henry
Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Senator Schmitt-Head, "I'd like to solve it. The Atlanta Hawks"
1374009795 4K
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Time to learn Chinese.
000 0
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whichever city he happens to be in at the moment, preferably.
000 0
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Skinny legs and all. lol.
021 2
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've seen coyotes fight. She would lose.
100 1
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So he's basically saying that Kavanaugh's an emotionally needy, insecure man with no intellectual integrity. Sounds about right.
0460 46
Reposted by Mark Henry
The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 14/09/2026
Supermom @desilydic.bsky.social makes packing a lunch fun, easy, and hopefully not explosive
592083596 2.1K
Reposted by Mark Henry
The puppies Penn & Teller, and Richard @rdaily.medsky.social · 13/09/2026
Modern Monopoly
0164 16
Reposted by Mark Henry
tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 10/09/2026
656176654085 17.7K
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Learn to read, moron.
000 0
Reposted by Mark Henry
andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
a Black family dancing to korn with their astronaut relative who just got back from the moon is, quite frankly, the best thing the internet has ever produced
5247581068 4.8K
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Guy goes on a cruise around the Greek Isles. Gets lost.
1420 42
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sand. Lots of sand. A few guys on camels.
2330 33
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Unlike my opponent, I'm a drunk with nazi tattoos!"
010 1
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
To be fair, she always looks pissed. Even in her old porn shots.
021 2
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
100%
000 0
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Supports the Taiwan military?
000 0
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's a good list.
010 1
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Who hasn't?
130 3
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Lindsey Graham was kind enough to clear my schedule a little bit.
000 0
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I wanted to see a picture of her so I looked up "toady" in the dictionary, and there it was.
010 1
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Is there such a thing as too stupid to farm? Apparently not.
010 1
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Grover Mints, Jr. (switched around to make it work)
020 2
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"And then I told him to go fuck himself." (Best! Punchline! Ever!)
070 7
Reposted by Mark Henry
Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 12/07/2026
oh damn
1628486 284
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I might need a bucket next to me when all the testimonials start pouring in.
010 1
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Shame on me for laughing.
010 1
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Fuck Stephen Pollard and fuck you. And I say that in the kindest possible way.
000 0
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Also in the NYT today: the sky is blue, water is wet.
000 0
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I hope she has all the help she needs tying her shoelaces.
000 0
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Counterpoint: fuck you.
060 6
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I'm worried about her sanity.
000 0
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I guess I'll have to miss out. I'm watching paint dry today and won't have time. Darn.
010 1
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I think I'm in love.
030 3
Reposted by Mark Henry
Alien Super Show @aliensupershow.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Tim Walz doing mystery science theater but for fox news
414542 145
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Interesting.
000 0
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I'm a Washington journalist so no, I don't. did it snow that day?
031 3
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
His whole body would look like the back of his hands before I was done with him.
000 0
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
What's a little forearm shove between friends?
000 0
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I sense a pattern here.
010 1
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I, Claude.
000 0
Reposted by Mark Henry
Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 29/04/2026
Full statement on the Supreme Court's ruling in Louisiana v. Callais: "The Roberts Court seeks to achieve what the Confederacy and the Klan could not while wearing robes that are black rather than white."
With today’s ruling in Louisiana v. Callais, the Supreme Court dishonors the bloody sacrifices of generations of civil rights activists.

The Roberts Court seeks to achieve what the Confederacy and the Klan could not while wearing robes that are black rather than white.

This Court’s documented corruption and rabid partisanship deserves the ignominy it earned. To restore public faith in the Court’s ability to render a free and fair judgment, we must break the grip of corporate partisan power over it.

In Congress, I will fight for my plan to expand the Supreme Court to 13 rotational seats to dilute the power of any single justice and place them under an enforceable code of conduct.

The Supreme Court of the United States must serve, not subjugate, the people.
6359139 359
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Why not, when she obviously is?
000 0
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Wouldn't surprise me if she had to give the $100 back after they turned off the cameras.
71042 104
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
🤞
000 0
Mark Henry @mhgjd.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Yes.
000 0
Reposted by Mark Henry
Sarah Sweet @sarahsweet.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.
Tabby stands on hind legs with one paw outstretched toward a TV displaying a capsule above water.
229163792109 16.4K