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Messire Nicolas

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Il/lui (or he/him). pp: @gwenofmonmouth.bsky.social & BnF, Latin 1393, fol. 31v. Header: gallica.bnf.fr / BnF, Latin 9474, fol. 20r

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Caporal Stratégique @caporalstrategique.fr · 8h
On parle des autres films qui ont pris le Sgt Hartman comme exemple. On ne parle pas assez des instructeurs militaires, souvent ceux sans engagements à notre époque, qui le prenait comme modèle.
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Messire Nicolas @messire.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
Victor Hugo, Napoléon le Petit
Il était nécessaire en effet que l’ordre arrivât au bout de sa logique. Il était nécessaire qu’on sût bien, et qu’on sût à jamais, que, dans la bouche des hommes du passé, ce mot, Ordre, signifie : faux serment, parjure, pillage des deniers publics, guerre civile, conseils de guerre, confiscation, séquestration, déportation, transportation, proscription, fusillades, police, censure, déshonneur de l’armée, négation du peuple, abaissement de la France, sénat muet, tribune à terre, presse supprimée, guillotine politique, égorgement de la liberté, étranglement du droit, viol des lois, souveraineté du sabre, massacre, trahison, guet-apens. Le spectacle qu’on a sous les yeux est un spectacle utile. Ce qu’on voit en France depuis le 2 décembre, c’est l’orgie de l’ordre.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Ukraine is doing the meme. And it's working.
Meme of a crying man going "noooo you can't just vaporize my entire armored division, we had such a manly recruitment ad" and a woman with classes going "omg integrated fire support?? go off queen sksksk, JDAMs are such a gemini thing."
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vandro_fr @vandro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exactement. C’etait ma 1ère OPEX (avec 2 semaine de formation MO par la GM à La Courtine) Kosovo. Certains policiers ont l’air de ne pas maîtriser toutes les bases du MO, rendrez vous compte il nous était INTERDIT de donner des coups de matraque de haut en bas...
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Messire Nicolas @messire.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
C'est particulier d'être pape aujourd'hui
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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Messire Nicolas @messire.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
C'est un peu comme ça que j'imagine la Chambre des pairs de la Restauration.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The older I get, the more I think about this Kurosawa quote: ‘I can’t afford to hate anyone. I don’t have that kind of time.’
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Jesse Locker @jessemlocker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can't think of a better way to start October than with Max Klinger's Der Tod am Wasser (Der pinkelnde Tod), c. 1880. Yes, that's Death taking a leak. Remember your mortality and stay hydrated! 💀
Max Klinger, Der Tod am Wasser (Der pinkelnde Tod), c. 1880, Museum der bildenden Künste, Leipzig. A vertically formatted landscape painting with the figure of Death as a skeleton resting his scythe on the ground and taking a piss
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Caporal Stratégique @caporalstrategique.fr · 01/10/2026
Donc, avec ces calculs, la production annuelle étant de 300 000 000 kg de Nutella (aucune idée si ça inclut celui dans le Ferrero Rocher) Ferrero produit l'équivalent d'une bombe nucléaire tout les 9 ans au moins. Il y a eu des signalements à l'AIEA pour moi que ça.
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Hyperdontia 🔞 @hyperdontia.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
... #art #fanart #supermario64ds #mario #wario #sign #crackship #fat
This wasn't based off of anything. Uh, I mean, a simple drawing of a giant Wario crounching down to read  what's on the sign, whi appears to be flustered. The angle is in such a way that his large posterior takes up a good amount of the space.
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Messire Nicolas @messire.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
Poem by Rudyard Kipling.

IT IS always a temptation to an armed and agile nation
   To call upon a neighbour and to say:–
"We invaded you last night–we are quite prepared to fight,
   Unless you pay us cash to go away."
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And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
   And the people who ask it explain
That you've only to pay 'em the Dane-geld
   And then you'll get rid of the Dane!

It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation,
   To puff and look important and to say:–
"Though we know we should defeat you,  
                               we have not the time to meet you.
   We will therefore pay you cash to go away."

And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
   But we've proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
   You never get rid of the Dane.

It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
   For fear they should succumb and go astray;
So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
   You will find it better policy to say:–

"We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
   No matter how trifling the cost;
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
   And the nation that plays it is lost!"
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Behold, Woku
Batman says "this is where I watched my parents die, Woku" 

And Woku replies "wealth inequality contributes to crime, batman"
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Messire Nicolas @messire.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
Deux autres remarques : - Nous sommes nos premières dupes. On a souvent besoin de se persuader de ce qu'on veut croire. Il sera plus difficile de se persuader que le parti n'est pas antisémite. - Le regard social va changer, et certains se sentiront un peu foireux à l'idée de voter RN.
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Cli-fugees et fantaisie @cli-fugees.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Je crois que les gens ne se rendent pas compte que la "tolérance" d'une partie de la communauté juive française vis-à-vis du RN s'est aussi construite sur la figure d'un Bardella comme vitrine d'un nouveau RN, étranger à l'antisémitisme viscéral des le Pen. Médiapart fait un travail utile ici.
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Messire Nicolas @messire.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
Deux salles, deux ambiances : Dragon Quest II au Japon et aux États-Unis. (Duel de jaquettes trouvé sur Nintendo Life : www.nintendolife.com/features/box... )
Boîte japonaise. Un dessin assez naïf et mignon de Toriyama, dans le style de Dragon Ball. On voit un petit chevalier, un vampire, un dragon, un château, etc.Boîte américaine. Le jeu est appelé Dragon Warrior II. On retrouve les mêmes personnages et créatures, mais dans un style extrêmement différent, celui de la High Fantasy, qui est naïve aussi en son genre, mais résolument tournée vers les adultes et ados.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Messire Nicolas @messire.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
Ce fil fait un peu Indiana Jones
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@libshipwreck

I know we’re all tired of being on Zoom, but some important Zoom etiquette reminders:

- everyone wants to see your cat

- don’t just say “my cat is here,” hold your cat up to the camera so we can see it

- when your cat is on camera, either say “cat” or type “cat” in the chat
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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ag-astro.bsky.social @ag-astro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
reminds me of this poster from the University of Utah:
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Messire Nicolas @messire.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
C'est marrant, j'en conclus pour ma part que ce qui est d'arrière-garde, c'est de continuer à imiter Duchamp.
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Jesse Locker @jessemlocker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
André Breton, Self-Portrait, c. 1938, collage of photos by Man Ray
A surreal photo collage of André Breton  in front of a microscope in a suit and tie, miniature horses on the table in front of him, and a blonde woman behind bars behind him
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Kévиɴ @phanto.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
La solution est connue. Cherchez "dril mcshitter" sur google
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 27/09/2026
In the old days, we didn't need your fancy "AI" to make memes, we'd just ruin food.
Photo of a banana with text written on it "if god not real how me a ghost haunt this banana?" with a little doodle of a ghost
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/on-whim-143945864
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Mateusz Fafinski @calthalas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In the time of enshittification of, well, everything the role of higher education is not to teach students how to enshittificate more efficiently. It is to provide them with hard skills like source criticism, languages, writing or critical reading that will allow them to survive all of this.
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trade offer meme: the deal maker says "I receive" and has a picture of a unified Ireland coloured Green, and under "you receive" there is an Irish flag but the middle white portion has a King Charles III grinning ridiculously on it.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's hilarious that Huang things not knowing his address, zip-code and phone number are a mark of how he is cognitively off-loading to technology and Klein doesn't seem to press him that what he's actually obviously doing is using the fact that he's rich to off-load onto other humans.
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William Foster @williamfoster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
De toute façon, l'élection présidentielle c'est devenu une fête commerciale 🙄 bsky.app/profile/lemo...
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comme un boule de flipar @lapaulpuespol.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's why we need robust methods. No to outlier erasure!! Just leave them alone and use the median.
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Messire Nicolas @messire.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
"Ces vieux soldats sont tout ensemble des tableaux et des livres." Balzac, Le Colonel Chabert
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
heartstopping Google News check
Alex Jones announced as BBC Children in Need presenter ahead of 2026 Appeal show. (Different Alex Jones)
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rouspixxx & chill @rousp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Le TikTok puis les commentaires 😭
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Eurosky Sebastian @sebastian.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026
Building a European alternative to TikTok and am looking for testers (preferably Gen-Z). Who wants to give it a go? 100 spots - first come first serve. testflight.apple.com/join/xYr4BKy7
testflight.apple.com
Join the Bluescreen for Bluesky beta
Available on iOS
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Emperor Nero bribed officials to delay the 211th Olympic Games from AD 65 to AD 67 so that he could compete while touring Greece. He bribed them to add music competitions so that he could demonstrate his mastery. He won every event he entered, 7 crowns, including a chariot race he didn't finish.
history.co.uk
Emperor Nero: The most disgraceful competitor in Olympic history
Nero demanded events in which he considered himself an expert be added to the programme and then had himself declared the winner of every single one
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐄 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/day-or-night-55008085
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
UX system designers: "We have successfully integrated all controls on this device into a smooth, featureless plastic touch-sensitive screen" Meanwhile, humans:
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Karaoke
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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not the kind to say it all points back to a single historical episode, but so much of what Trump is doing with ballroom & Kennedy Center—the wanton destruction, the callous indifference to the past—was evident when he destroyed Bonwit Teller's irreplaceable sculptures nearly a half-century ago
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Messire Nicolas @messire.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026
"...nous couchâmes à Vienne et à Valence. J’avois commencé dès Lyon à ne plus guère entendre le langage du pays, et à n’être plus intelligible moi-même. Ce malheur s’accrut à Valence, et Dieu voulut qu’ayant demandé à une servante un pot de chambre, elle mît un réchaud sous mon lit.
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Télérama @telerama.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Le gouvernement met à l’honneur nos monuments historiques ce week-end, tout en multipliant les projets de loi qui affaiblissent leur protection. Des choix qu’il tente de justifier par la crise du logement et la baisse des budgets.
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Journées du patrimoine : des trésors célébrés, mais de moins en moins protégés
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Go to ✨ kck.st/4hjaUh3 ✨ to get my new book, featuring Khepri!
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Sushina Lagouje @sushinalagouje.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Les vaccination covid/grippe reprennent le 13 octobre. Préparez vos petits bras !
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Messire Nicolas @messire.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
Mais
Dans un bureau, on a scotché au mur une feuille A4 avec le logo d'Interpol.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
gm
A tweet of a woman from GTA 5 And a man in GTA 6. The caption reads "GTA 5 vs GTA 6 character models 
The generational leap in graphics that's been made from one title to the next is mind blowing" 

And someone retweets with the caption "he definitely looks happier now"
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rouspixxx & chill @rousp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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