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Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k Toes

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Merely eccentric in a world gone mad. Liberal political pragmatist. Harm reduction is my political agenda. Probably not the effigy of me living in your head.

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Keryn12🇦🇺 @keryn12.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Sexual assault allegations seem to be a BADGE of HONOUR in tRUMP’s regime !
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
There is a type of liberal/left bleakness that manifests itself in a compulsion to announce that nothing that doesn't fix everything means anything. The people who feel the need to keep expressing that are victims of our time (and this medium). But they are also ultimately enemies of improvement. >
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
This 🤡 makes it #AprilFoolsDay 24/7. #FeelsLikeAnEternity 🤯
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/04/2025
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...
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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
First, all love to Saint Dolly. I'm so sad for her loss, and I'm so glad they were able to have the privacy of their relationship on their terms. www.npr.org/2025/03/04/g...
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Carl Dean, Dolly Parton's husband of nearly 60 years who inspired 'Jolene,' dies at 82
"Words can't do justice to the love we shared for over 60 years," Parton wrote in a statement.
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 05/03/2025
They try to silence us, hold us back, and strip away our rights, but women always fight back. This #WomensHistoryMonth, we’re doubling down, because when women lead, we all move forward.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Whether in our water, on its bench, or in the White House, the Supreme Court is a big fan of raw sewage.
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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
It’s always funny how the loudest “former sex workers” speaking out against sex work only seem to find their moral compass after they’ve used the money to fund their degree, start a business, or secure a cushy new life. Like, sis, you weren’t trafficked—you were capitalist until comfortable.
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Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k Toes @merelyeccentric.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Okay, so, all of us outside reality would greatly appreciate if you lot could not try to pin the Dark Sages on us. We had nothing to do with those nutcases. Believe it or not, humankind is perfectly capable of apocalyptic evil without involving eldritch abominations. It's kind of your thing, y'know.
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Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k Toes @merelyeccentric.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Please don’t get us involved. The Sages aren't our fault.
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Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k Toes @merelyeccentric.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Swasticar, Wankpanzer, Deplorean I'm willing to give a pass to people who bought a Tesla before Phony Stark went mask off, but people who own that blocky abomination get no mercy.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 28/02/2025
Donald Trump and Republicans in Congress are threatening the health care of 3.4 million Illinoisans to give tax breaks to the rich. People will be stripped of lifesaving care. People will die – and blood will be on their hands.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Protestors met JD Vance in Vermont when he went to vacation there today. This is a good one:
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
A reminder for these times.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Add it to the list www.kcur.org/2025-03-01/k...
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Kansas senator's rural town hall meeting swamped by people mad at Trump administration
Republican Kansas Sen. Roger Marshall ended a rural town hall meeting early after people angry about budget cuts, funding freezes and other actions by President Trump shouted the senator down.
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Stephanie Kennedy @wordswithsteph.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 01/03/2025
We invited Elon Musk to defend himself in front of the American people. He was too much of a coward to show up.
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Twinsfan81 💙🇺🇸🦅🦋 @twinsfan81.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Republicans are cowards.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/03/2025
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
The hypocrisy is off the charts.
Social media post by 'Sarah Ironside' with the text: '“Praise Jesus, we successfully voted to take food and healthcare from poor people to benefit the rich. Amen.”' The post includes a photo of Mike Johnson in a suit with glasses, holding papers and raising his hands in a prayer-like gesture, set against a blue background.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/02/2025
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
“Phase one” 🙄 Surely @MarshaBlackburn will continue to demand transparency and she wasn’t being performative when she demanded the Epstein files be released in their entirety Even Laura Loomer is calling bullshit on this
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.
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Alexander S. Vindman @avindman.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
😳 this dude ran the FSB [KGB]!
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 25/02/2025
I think I figured out why his spaceships keep blowing up.
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Jake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Legitimately the stupidest man alive I cannot fucking STAND this shit
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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loudjessica.bsky.social @loudjessica.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Trump administration and republicans have to remember they only have the office for four years, all of these things can be used now by a democratic administration. I don’t think they know the precedent they are setting for future presidential administrations.
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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 22/02/2025
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User: aoc.bsky.social
Content: They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.
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Paizo @paizo.com · 20/02/2025
Some people are struggling now that Pathfinder has removed alignment; We have provided a solution. Subscribe to Pathfinder: buff.ly/2kVyf0e
An alignment chart with three columns, Business, Chaos, and Disaster, left to right, and three rows, Straight, Bi, and Gay, top to bottom. In the squares from left to right, top to bottom, are Pathfinder and Starfinder iconics in the following order: Ezren, Amiri, and Valeros, in the top row. Navasi, Merisiel, and Dae in the middle row. Kyra, Mios, and Quinn in the bottom row.
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 20/02/2025
I mean… They kinda are
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
A List of Things Banned by Schools 🧵
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StacesCases2 🇨🇦 📎 @stacescases2.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Seen in Stuttgart, Germany
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/02/2025
i mean, the president's executive order isn't a goddamn law! as far as this doctor is concerned, who cares what the president says!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/02/2025
i am going to put a finer point on this: executive orders are not laws. and they certainly are not royal decrees. they are interpretations of existing law for the purposes of enforcement. the fact that so many people are treating them as laws is actually driving me a bit insane.
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I got death threats for writing about heavy metal bands that happened to have women in them. These wealthy politicians need to grow up
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
JD Vance, a Yale Law graduate, doesn't understand Marbury v. Madison, the most famous case in Constitutional law, which established judicial review of the other two branches of government.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
🚨 WATCH, SHARE: “I did vote for Trump. We are possibly going to lose our farm.” Farmers all across 🇺🇸 face bankruptcy because of what Trump and Musk are doing to the federal government, defunding Biden programs they count on to survive.
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Nadine Smith @nadinesmith.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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Actually Ghostface @vantablackpharaoh.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
#AltGov #Anonymous #3E #GeneralStrike #USProtests #Resist #HoldTheLine EVERYONE, every one of my followers and readers. If you're seeing this, please... signalboost this. Protest on Tuesday at Noon on Capitol Hill in DC. They're expecting thousands. Give 'em millions: www.reddit.com/r/fednews/co...
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Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I realized today that Trump, Musk, DOGE, Vance, Miller, Vought and their many collaborators have broken so many laws already that they know they have to destroy our government and entire way of life to stay out of jail. This is all or nothing. We should respond accordingly.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 08/02/2025
Last night Elon Musk moved to kill the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. His team is now inside, and he posted “CFPB RIP 🪦” on X. This agency has saved Americans billions. DOGE isn’t about cutting waste—it’s about dismantling the government so Musk and his billionaire friends can take control.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 09/02/2025
Uber driver: “Do you mind if I put some music on?” Me: “Not at all.” Uber driver: “Kiss okay?” Me: “Let’s listen to some music first and then see how we feel.”
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Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k Toes @merelyeccentric.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I don't think Phony Stark is Bond class. For one, his capacity for hiring competent minions is abysmal. I'm thinking he's more the mustache-twirling class.
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 07/02/2025
Neo-Nazis appeared in Lincoln Heights (metro Cincinnati) Ohio and got ran out of dodge… but not before locals stole and burned their swastika flag in the street.
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