Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesKeryn12🇦🇺 @keryn12.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Sexual assault allegations seem to be a BADGE of HONOUR in tRUMP’s regime ! 31911
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesMark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 02/04/2025There is a type of liberal/left bleakness that manifests itself in a compulsion to announce that nothing that doesn't fix everything means anything. The people who feel the need to keep expressing that are victims of our time (and this medium). But they are also ultimately enemies of improvement. > 341022132
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 01/04/2025This 🤡 makes it #AprilFoolsDay 24/7. #FeelsLikeAnEternity 🤯 754197583034
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/04/2025Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...theonion.comMusk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire RespectWASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ... 210115221538
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesEmma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 04/03/2025First, all love to Saint Dolly. I'm so sad for her loss, and I'm so glad they were able to have the privacy of their relationship on their terms. www.npr.org/2025/03/04/g...npr.orgCarl Dean, Dolly Parton's husband of nearly 60 years who inspired 'Jolene,' dies at 82"Words can't do justice to the love we shared for over 60 years," Parton wrote in a statement. 12210190864
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesCongresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 05/03/2025They try to silence us, hold us back, and strip away our rights, but women always fight back. This #WomensHistoryMonth, we’re doubling down, because when women lead, we all move forward. 764382307792
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Whether in our water, on its bench, or in the White House, the Supreme Court is a big fan of raw sewage. 1301185976597
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesValet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 04/03/2025It’s always funny how the loudest “former sex workers” speaking out against sex work only seem to find their moral compass after they’ve used the money to fund their degree, start a business, or secure a cushy new life. Like, sis, you weren’t trafficked—you were capitalist until comfortable. 925833
Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k Toes @merelyeccentric.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Okay, so, all of us outside reality would greatly appreciate if you lot could not try to pin the Dark Sages on us. We had nothing to do with those nutcases. Believe it or not, humankind is perfectly capable of apocalyptic evil without involving eldritch abominations. It's kind of your thing, y'know. 020
Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k Toes @merelyeccentric.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Swasticar, Wankpanzer, Deplorean I'm willing to give a pass to people who bought a Tesla before Phony Stark went mask off, but people who own that blocky abomination get no mercy. 010
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesGovernor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 28/02/2025Donald Trump and Republicans in Congress are threatening the health care of 3.4 million Illinoisans to give tax breaks to the rich. People will be stripped of lifesaving care. People will die – and blood will be on their hands. 802438420
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Protestors met JD Vance in Vermont when he went to vacation there today. This is a good one: 601368175492
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 01/03/2025A reminder for these times. 6458208917562
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Add it to the list www.kcur.org/2025-03-01/k...kcur.orgKansas senator's rural town hall meeting swamped by people mad at Trump administrationRepublican Kansas Sen. Roger Marshall ended a rural town hall meeting early after people angry about budget cuts, funding freezes and other actions by President Trump shouted the senator down. 541493260
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesStephanie Kennedy @wordswithsteph.bsky.social · 01/03/2025As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio. 30586736014395
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesElizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 01/03/2025We invited Elon Musk to defend himself in front of the American people. He was too much of a coward to show up. 21361241163
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesTwinsfan81 💙🇺🇸🦅🦋 @twinsfan81.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Republicans are cowards. 222217
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/03/2025NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL. 57749427340871
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 27/02/2025The hypocrisy is off the charts. 29168101251
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/02/2025RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymoretheonion.comRFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting AnymoreWASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak... 460227054766
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/02/2025“Phase one” 🙄 Surely @MarshaBlackburn will continue to demand transparency and she wasn’t being performative when she demanded the Epstein files be released in their entirety Even Laura Loomer is calling bullshit on this 18611102
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesJoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do. 2575580688725
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesAlexander S. Vindman @avindman.bsky.social · 25/02/2025😳 this dude ran the FSB [KGB]! 47175573631
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 25/02/2025I think I figured out why his spaceships keep blowing up. 824920767
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesJake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Legitimately the stupidest man alive I cannot fucking STAND this shit 308102251662
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesLarry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 25/02/2025 2621644
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k Toesloudjessica.bsky.social @loudjessica.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Trump administration and republicans have to remember they only have the office for four years, all of these things can be used now by a democratic administration. I don’t think they know the precedent they are setting for future presidential administrations. 471218
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 22/02/2025They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool. 332225394225
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesPaizo @paizo.com · 20/02/2025Some people are struggling now that Pathfinder has removed alignment; We have provided a solution. Subscribe to Pathfinder: buff.ly/2kVyf0e 911825681
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesRevan @revan.eurosky.social · 20/02/2025I mean… They kinda are 712815
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesPaul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 18/02/2025A List of Things Banned by Schools 🧵 917671
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesStacesCases2 🇨🇦 📎 @stacescases2.bsky.social · 18/02/2025 1226
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 18/02/2025This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else. 773914908026471
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesStrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025 Seen in Stuttgart, Germany 332038680
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k Toesjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/02/2025i mean, the president's executive order isn't a goddamn law! as far as this doctor is concerned, who cares what the president says! 159153462685
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k Toesjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/02/2025i am going to put a finer point on this: executive orders are not laws. and they certainly are not royal decrees. they are interpretations of existing law for the purposes of enforcement. the fact that so many people are treating them as laws is actually driving me a bit insane. 391260656439
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesKim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 09/02/2025I got death threats for writing about heavy metal bands that happened to have women in them. These wealthy politicians need to grow up 10469081170
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 09/02/2025JD Vance, a Yale Law graduate, doesn't understand Marbury v. Madison, the most famous case in Constitutional law, which established judicial review of the other two branches of government. 41255971567
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/02/2025🚨 WATCH, SHARE: “I did vote for Trump. We are possibly going to lose our farm.” Farmers all across 🇺🇸 face bankruptcy because of what Trump and Musk are doing to the federal government, defunding Biden programs they count on to survive. 93531891155
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesNadine Smith @nadinesmith.bsky.social · 09/02/2025 770224316323
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesActually Ghostface @vantablackpharaoh.bsky.social · 09/02/2025#AltGov #Anonymous #3E #GeneralStrike #USProtests #Resist #HoldTheLine EVERYONE, every one of my followers and readers. If you're seeing this, please... signalboost this. Protest on Tuesday at Noon on Capitol Hill in DC. They're expecting thousands. Give 'em millions: www.reddit.com/r/fednews/co...reddit.com 16773416
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesFred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I realized today that Trump, Musk, DOGE, Vance, Miller, Vought and their many collaborators have broken so many laws already that they know they have to destroy our government and entire way of life to stay out of jail. This is all or nothing. We should respond accordingly. 819192126109
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 08/02/2025Last night Elon Musk moved to kill the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. His team is now inside, and he posted “CFPB RIP 🪦” on X. This agency has saved Americans billions. DOGE isn’t about cutting waste—it’s about dismantling the government so Musk and his billionaire friends can take control. 39281123446
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k Toes𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 09/02/2025Uber driver: “Do you mind if I put some music on?” Me: “Not at all.” Uber driver: “Kiss okay?” Me: “Let’s listen to some music first and then see how we feel.” 1202906216
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesThe Rooster @rooster.info · 07/02/2025Neo-Nazis appeared in Lincoln Heights (metro Cincinnati) Ohio and got ran out of dodge… but not before locals stole and burned their swastika flag in the street. 396121182880
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesWIRED @wired.com · 07/02/2025SCOOP: A US Treasury threat intelligence analysis has designated DOGE staff an ‘insider threat'. An internal email reviewed by WIRED calls DOGE staff's access to federal payments systems “the single biggest insider threat risk the Bureau of the Fiscal Service has ever faced.”wrd.cmA US Treasury Threat Intelligence Analysis Designates DOGE Staff as ‘Insider Threat’An internal email reviewed by WIRED calls DOGE staff's access to federal payments systems “the single biggest insider threat risk the Bureau of the Fiscal Service has ever faced.” 6932686311461
Reposted by Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k ToesNick Peterson @thetecheng.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I still think this is the best description of the situation. Extreme grievance politics by drug addled incurious morons who have been sheltered from consequences for so long they can't imagine their actions coming back to hurt them. 329081