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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

For all the radfems who love screaming over sex workers, a little Eleanor Roosevelt seems appropriate “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” And therein lies the fucking irony. You spend your days insisting sex workers are degraded by male desire, male judgment, male attention,

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Fuck. I fear I have opened Pandora’s Booster Box…. I started innocently enough with The Hobbit, and now I’m discovering MTG has TMNT, Final Fantasy, Spider-Man, Marvel Super Heroes, Avatar, Fallout, Doctor Who, Star Trek…apparently Wizards of the Coast has spent years quietly turning every fandom

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

My new favorite thing when meeting someone is when they surprise me with a pack of The Hobbit MTG collector booster. It used to be books, guess this is my new favorite for a while.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Labyrinth Masquerade Ball funsies Would it even be a Labyrinth Ball is they didn’t play Dance, Magic, Dance? @jakevig.bsky.social you should’ve been here…

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Given the current discourse and the absolute insanity that seems to be everyday life in America, it’s almost like our entire nation was built on top of an ancient Indian burial ground or something. Weird.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Revisiting the roofie topic because I forgot to mention something genuinely useful. You can buy drink test strips that screen for drugs like GHB and ketamine. I usually keep a couple in my purse. They’re not primarily for me, I rarely drink, and when I do, I’m annoyingly vigilant 1/3

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Affirmation of the day 💕 When they go low, we go lower. Drag them down to hell where they belong. Watch Cerberus feast on their entrails.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I finally posted all about the infamous roofie incident on twitter. Enjoy. x.com/702valetpark...

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So, About That Roofie Story…

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The more I see of Erika Kirk, the more I understand why people say Charlie should’ve dodged a bullet. Just… perhaps a different bullet.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The more I see of Erika Kirk the more I think that Charlie Kirk actually dodged a bullet.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Vegans don't moan during sex because they can't admit a piece of meat makes them happy. Please don't block me. 😂😂

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

A surprisingly effective way to end any conversation is to silently remove one sock and hand it to the person speaking. No explanation. Let confusion finish the job.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

For extra cash consider robbing sex offenders..their address is easy to find, and..they can't own guns..

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If I’m ever murdered, assume I said something devastatingly funny to someone whose sense of humor never developed.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I wish people hated pedophiles, child molesters, child murderers, and violently misogynistic individuals with the same rabid enthusiasm they reserve for sex workers. But apparently sex work is where society suddenly locates its fucking moral compass.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Allow me to slip into something more comfortable. *puts on my seatbelt and leaves the entire situation*

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Yes, I’m a hater, but an academically rigorous one. My hatred is peer reviewed, ethically sourced, and supported by a concerning amount of critical analysis.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Yes, hi, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth. I have the receipt, but unfortunately it’s just my family tree.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Radical feminists have two settings Sex workers are too stupid to know they’re being raped! Sex workers are evil masterminds lobbying for pimps! So which is it? Are we clueless victims, or do we secretly run the global sex trafficking conspiracy? You can’t have both, babe.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

“I can’t send my info because I’m a high profile person.” Cool, then I guess you can have a high profile night alone.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

“Get a real job!” Absolutely, Karen. And when I do, who exactly will your husband confide in about you? I can’t just abandon my community service like that.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Every day I choose peace. And every day someone makes me regret that.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If you need a reason to make a reckless decision today, I support you. You’re doing amazing, sweetie.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If you think paying for sex is sad, your Instagram comments section filled with “queen 🥵🔥” is even sadder.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

“I can’t verify myself, but I promise I’m a good guy.” So does every serial killer, sir.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If I ever drunk text you, do not continue the conversation the next day. The sun is out, the birds are chirping. I walk with the Lord now.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If your life feels empty, it’s probably because I’m not in it.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

If I unfollowed you, please know it’s not personal. I just hate 100% of your content and 110% of your vibe.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Nobody ghosted you because Venus was in retrograde. They ghosted you because you’re weird.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If you think a broke woman taking a sex work job is forced consent, wait until you hear about literally every other job on Earth.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

You can’t scream my body, my choice with a footnote that says unless she charges for it. Either bodily autonomy is for everyone, or it’s just a slogan you use until the sex gets too uncomfortable and the agency too inconvenient.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Funny how “Save the Children” always means harassing queer people and sex workers but never means cleaning out the pedophiles in your church.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

“Get a real job!” Absolutely, Karen. And when I do, who exactly will your husband confide in about you? I can’t just abandon my community service like that.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If I say, “Wow, that’s crazy” for a second time , that means it’s time to wrap up your story.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Men will trust gas station sushi but draw the line at a sex worker asking for a reference.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

When you said shower pics, you didn’t actually want pics of my shower? Sorry. Did you like the tile work though?

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Poverty isn’t a flaw in the system, it’s a feature. Keeping people broke means keeping them desperate enough to accept any job, any wage, and any amount of abuse just to survive.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If you’ve ever donated blood it could be in someone’s boner right now. Just a fun little fact to brighten your Monday evening.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Something I genuinely don’t understand about the pronoun discourse, if someone is perfectly respectful to you, tells you their pronouns, and asks you to use them, why is extending that tiny courtesy treated like ideological surrender? You don’t even have to believe in any of it. Seriously. 1/8

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room doing this

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Could you imagine saying this while in the midst of talking filthy??

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I’ll never forget the time I had an escort mentor who had been in the industry forever and was very enthusiastic about the fact that she’d published a book about escorting. Fast forward a couple of years, and she tells me she’s researching another project, this time about client etiquette and 1/8

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Thinking of getting Danny DeVito’s face tattooed on the bottom of my big toe so when someone has a foot fetish I can tell them to suck my Danny DeVitoe…get it?

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