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Tfw you accidentally book a vacation rental down the street from the Palmer House of Twin Peaks fame. I will not be paying $100 for a tour, but I am nevertheless delighted.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026

"It’s not summer, it’s not winter, and it’s not spring. Grab a calendar and pull your fucking heads out of your asses; it’s fall, fuckers." buff.ly/w93mWIl

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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tfw you nearly disembowel yourself in the act of opening a window.

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My parents! Are finally moving! Into my building! I am v excite!

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Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Dingoes Ate My Baby will not be opening for Ed Sheeran

Seth Green portraying guitarist and werewolf Oz in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He is wearing a maroon t-shirt and khaki pants and playing the guitar onstage at the Bronze. He is not in werewolf mode in this photo.

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Can we stop acting like people who had different experiences are lying or misremembering? If you never heard older adults tell young people they shouldn't trust Wikipedia full stop, great! If you were mostly around people who thought blogs were cool and useful sources of information, awesome!

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Apparently we've got a very rare and expensive cask of amontillado in our collection, whatever that is. We're going to try find it and will report back.

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The dialect tests always correctly identify me as from Jersey, but it seems to be more about regional terms (mischief night, sneakers, subs, not having a word for a booze drive through) than pronunciation. The frequency with which I say fuck should also be a giveaway.

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It occurs to me that one of the reasons I'm fond of B E N O I T is that he sometimes goes a little Werner Herzog in interviews. (My seasonal figure skating nicheposting has begun)

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Re: Tim Curry Reposting this because it was a banger, if I do say so myself.

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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Studio executive: You find a voice actor to play the personification of pollution? FernGully casting director: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Studio executive: what

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Hexxus Fern Tree Gully

Alt: Gif of Hexxus from FernGully. A vaguely human face dissolves into fire and smog.

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"What is light without dark? What are you without me? I am a part of you all." RIP to one of the sexiest human beings who ever lived, and someone whose work I loved with my entire heart.

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Tim Curry's Devil Laugh

Alt: Tim Curry's as Darkness is Legend. Guy in lots of facial prosthetics and res makeup laughs sexily/evily

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

There are many more serious things to never forgive my terrible paternal grandfather about, but a trivial reason I am pissed at him is that he changed our last name in such a way that I am the only person with my wallet name on the internet. Which is extremely inconvenient.

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Most of my friends on here inevitably post a video of a pet, where you'll hear their voice from off camera saying some version of "Who's a good baby?" or "What the fuck, little dude?" So I feel like I already have that info for a lot of the people I haven't otherwise met.

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Seething about how good this is.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 15/08/2026

"Last chance, pal. Say, “Megan Follows is the best Anne of Green Gables,” and I’ll let you walk out of here with your head held high — just like Anne held hers when she was accepted to Queens Academy." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/say...

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Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You

“Listen here, pal: this is a Megan Follows bar. You don’t come to the goddamn Avonlea Alehouse and start shit-talking Megan Fucking Follows unless you want s...

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Surveying the damage now that the internship is over and ::lolsob:: The intern referred to in the previous post marked an emergency hotline inactive because... they didn't respond to DMs. I get being afraid of phonecalls, but this service is also available via text and chat on their website. 🫠

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Equal parts happy for him and sad for the rest of us. ::Shakes fist at his federation for doing him dirty::

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

RIP to my Lyft driver, who until today thought Kpop was the name of a single band and will spend the next few hours ferrying folks to and from the BTS concert. Don't think he's gonna survive the night.

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

It bothers me that most of the "sillier" demands people like to point to as excesses of woke culture (or whatever) are so divorced from their context.* And the context for many of them was college students making demands of their own institutions. *The ones that aren't entirely made up, that is

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

You will all be shocked to hear this, but I think I may have eaten too much cheese.

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Even more full of spicy IP takes than usual today. Brain go buzz.

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Somehow M both learned about Blåhaj and heard Baby Shark for the very first time yesterday. Happy Shark Week everyone! (jk, sharks scare the shit out of me, there is no such thing as a happy shark week)

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Cocooning Cringey Deep dive FYI Internet

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Was already charmed by Caravan SandWitch, and then I stumbled on what I think is a Blåhaj. 🥰

Screenshot of Caravan SandWitch. A redheaded protagonist in a turquoise hoodie stands in front of a bed. On the bed there is a small stuffed shark, and on the wall behind the bed is a pride progress flag.

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Attn: Hampden neighborhood of Baltimore

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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Tfw you're in a dive bar and the song TV Eye comes on and you start staring off into space because you saw Velvet Goldmine at a formative age and someone asks if you're okay and you're like... I genuinely don't know how to answer that question.

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Fellow cis people: All anti-trans policy is a matter of life or death. This is especially true of policies that target trans children. Sports bans don't just impact trans athletes, they impact every trans kid who internalizes the message that they don't belong.

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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 15/07/2026

maybe this is the year i finally learn how to spell 'diarrhea' without getting 3-4 letters wrong on the first attempt

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I was not prepared for Shoma's retirement, and I am *so pleased* about him pulling a Daisuke Takahashi.

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

"You must memorize a map of 1913 Poland before you are allowed to finish the first chapter of The Empusium" and other lies my OCD has told me today

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

🎶Blockity block block blockity block block look at Catfish go. Blockity block block blockity block block something something no!🎶 Dunno why I didn't do this more on Twitter, it's so freeing.

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Hi friends, please consider donating to Sherri's top surgery fund if you can. We've been friends for over a decade, and they are always helping other people out. Would so love for them to be able to focus on their own needs for a minute. Go go Bluesky queer mutual aid gadget!

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Donate to Sherri's Top Surgery: A Step Toward Peace, organized by Sherri Sullivan

Hi, I'm Sherri! Your local non-binary queer here in need of help. I'm workin… Sherri Sullivan needs your support for Sherri's Top Surgery: A Step Toward Peace

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

gofundme.com

Donate to Sherri's Top Surgery: A Step Toward Peace, organized by Sherri Sullivan

Hi, I'm Sherri! Your local non-binary queer here in need of help. I'm workin… Sherri Sullivan needs your support for Sherri's Top Surgery: A Step Toward Peace

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Okay, but I kind of want a Romancing the Vote romance novel where two of the lovely beautiful nerds auctioning off their time as a specialist in whatever end up falling in love.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

"Let me get this straight: you blew our savings on fake Muppet Titty Flower seeds?" "MUPPET TITTY FLOWER SEEDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SO REASONABLY PRICED BEFORE"

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I try to keep my 4th of July grinchiness mostly to myself, but this whole semiquincentennial thing is making it difficult. (This post brought to you partly but by no means entirely by day four of the fucking Blue Angels)

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Slippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 25/06/2026

hometown ominous megastructure

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I love working with college students and I have a near bottomless well of patience for my interns, but holy hell am I struggling with a couple of folks in this new cohort.

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Figure Skating For All crafted an open letter condemning the trans exclusionary policy USFS announced last fall. You don't have to be a USFS member to sign, fans can sign it as well.

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Figure Skating for All - Open Letter

Open Letter to US Figure Skating

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Tfw your partner randomly sends you a link to the Wincest Wikipedia entry. (Some context: My partner talked me into watching Supernatural a couple years ago. I had reservations because it is very long and I am a completionist and he bails after the second season of anything. It did not work out)

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Rewatching Helvetica. Everyone is somehow even more delightfully unhinged than I remembered. Really want a follow up with Millennial and Gen Z designers.

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

This has long been my wish for pairs skating. Do you wish to yeet or be yeeted? That is all that matters.

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Mom: Happy almost birthday! Me: Thanks! I look forward to enjoying myself and not giving a fuck, to the extent that I am capable. Mom: Hah, good luck with that. Me: :((((((((

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Work today was stressful and overwhelming (4 hr meeting, interns running amok) but I have logged off for bday eve shenanigans and shall remain logged off until Wednesday.

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