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MennoSimmons

@mennosimons.bsky.social
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Sharks, the beach, sea glass, published a book, wants either a pet raccoon or opossum, vegetarian, ain’t no damn republican either

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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It sort of hurts my feelings when animals don’t trust me. Why won’t the lizard in my office trust me to bring it outside ? I told her I was nice
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WHY aren’t there any fat aliens? 🤔
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
LOVE
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just learned a valuable lesson: if it’s not a dog toy the dogs can’t have it 😖
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What relation would my moms cat be to my cat? So I can explain this to her- would it be her ‘cat aunt’?
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
America is donald trump’s biggest con
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
To everyone who feels like Trump has sucked the joy out of celebrating the 250th birthday of America keep in mind… Republicans don't own July 4th! They own January 6th… Remember that. 😎✨
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I remember thinking “why is everybody taking down all these old monuments!?” Then realizing “OMG why did we even have monuments to these bastards!?” Thanks society for opening our sheltered minds #blacklivesmatter #fuckice
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The cost of giving is receiving
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I don’t even have kids and I’m like “we have food at home”
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Does anybody want to come over and hear what I’ve named all my different trees? 🌴
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
THIS IS IN THE TOWN WHERE I LIVE www.floridastateparks.org/parks-and-tr...
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Farewell Spirit airlines, the Waffle House of the sky #spiritairlines #wafflehouse
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Newshound411 @newshound411.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
@thegodshow.com oh, hey god, it’s me Menno nice to see ya again @mennosimons.bsky.social
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God @thegodshow.com · 27/04/2026
I wish they cared this much about shootings when it happens to children at school.
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent.
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Working my way towards a big debut💫 #letthatshitgo #manifestthatshit #sharkstuff #coastalcups
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Animals get no respect 😥 Not anywhere, not in corporations, Meat & Dairy, Clothing, Research, Makeup, Medicine, Habitat, Exhibition, not even basic infrastructure allows for anything close to their safety. wtf is humanity doing
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
#nokings #fuckice Bradenton Florida IN THA HOUSE
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PoliticsGirl @politicsgirl.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
We don’t want war. We want healthcare, a living wage, and affordable housing.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I guess we now know why Saudi Arabia and Qatar, Iran's two biggest regional rivals, bribed Trump and his family with a 747 jet, golf development deals, and billions of dollars of investments.
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Mi habla moy poquito espanol. Chinga la migra, mi amigo! (Just practicing, how did I do??) #fuckice #iceoutnow #chingalamigra
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
For those of you who left Facebook… here’s a funny one #toiletpaperhalftimeshow #kidrock #epsteinhalftimeshow
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Mennonite Halftime Show 2027 It’s what I heard ‘yinz! #halftimeshow #nfl #fuckice #mennonites
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
For the REDNECKS
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Finally came up with a way to let the Latinos in my community know I’m on their side: streaming Bad Bunny radio loud as it gets, windows down! Hello from sunny red Florida #badbunny #fuckice #iceout
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This is overt racism. Full stop. There’s no ‘misinterpretation’ and no excuse. This is who he is, who he’s always been, and why he should never be anywhere near power again. And there’s a reason the tapes from The Apprentice have never been released.
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
WTF??? This happened at a Pennsylvania Olive Garden- staff member stripped and dove head first into the fryer. Hell of a way to go #OMGworld #olivegarden #weirddeaths #americans www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bi...
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Male Cook Died In Olive Garden Horror
FEBRUARY 3--An Olive Garden employee died from burn injuries he suffered after thrusting his head into a deep fryer in what police have categorized as a suicide attempt. The harrowing incident occur
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✨Cramer©️ @cramer-1.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
#epsteinfiles
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
(Saw this on Reddit) “Americans are so stupid, if it weren’t for school ahootings I wouldn’t even know they had schools” -Anonymous European #education #merica #magats
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The Screaming Butt Naked Patriot @buttnakedpatriot.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
In between all the fascism, it's also a MASSIVE crime wave.
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Susie Time @susietime777.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Blames shitting his pants on Biden 🤣 #dump #tRump #diaperbutt #oldestamericanpresident
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Cheryl T. @g8rgrrlcheryl.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The guy on the right is New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, photographed at the Kennedy Center premiere of “Melania.” #GoSeahawks!
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Jules⚖️📨 @northjules.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Where TF are the #Epstein Files⁉️ #JV1⚖️
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jen sometimes aph 🌻 @bunnibytz.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
A retired Minneapolis couple who had guns pointed at them by ICE in a church parking lot. "They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets." "They had the professional demeanor of criminals." ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 28/01/2026
The date for the next No Kings Day is set. But this is a save the date, not a “sit back and wait.” 🧵
(around the No Kings logo, images of megaphones, and a photo of protesters holding signs that read “ICE OUT”) MARCH 28
NO KINGS
NO THRONES. NO CROWNS.
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
We are now 40 days beyond the statutory deadline for the full release of the Epstein files
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🔵 Blue Man in Red OK 💙 @bluemaninredok.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
So, these armed felons from January 6, 2021 are “just tourists!” But an ICU nurse defending a woman who ICE pepper-sprayed and pushed to the ground was a “domestic terrorist “!
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
And he looks like a crusty dried up cactus too doesn’t he
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reneedodson.bsky.social @reneedodson.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Need to refresh this one for today #fuckice #tds #begood #morningmeditation #iceoutmn #nokings
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
#nokings #onlyqueens #tds #fuckice #iceoutmn #begood
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Keir Dullea Gone Tomorrow @dimitrianastas.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
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