MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It sort of hurts my feelings when animals don’t trust me. Why won’t the lizard in my office trust me to bring it outside ? I told her I was nice 110
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Just learned a valuable lesson: if it’s not a dog toy the dogs can’t have it 😖 020
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 13/07/2026What relation would my moms cat be to my cat? So I can explain this to her- would it be her ‘cat aunt’? 130
Reposted by MennoSimmons California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026To everyone who feels like Trump has sucked the joy out of celebrating the 250th birthday of America keep in mind… Republicans don't own July 4th! They own January 6th… Remember that. 😎✨ 16445001204
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I remember thinking “why is everybody taking down all these old monuments!?” Then realizing “OMG why did we even have monuments to these bastards!?” Thanks society for opening our sheltered minds #blacklivesmatter #fuckice 010
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I don’t even have kids and I’m like “we have food at home” 010
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Does anybody want to come over and hear what I’ve named all my different trees? 🌴 010
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 09/05/2026THIS IS IN THE TOWN WHERE I LIVE www.floridastateparks.org/parks-and-tr... 000
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Farewell Spirit airlines, the Waffle House of the sky #spiritairlines #wafflehouse 010
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 02/05/2026@thegodshow.com oh, hey god, it’s me Menno nice to see ya again @mennosimons.bsky.social 000
Reposted by MennoSimmonsGod @thegodshow.com · 27/04/2026I wish they cared this much about shootings when it happens to children at school. 239130072858
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. 000
Reposted by MennoSimmonsAskme @askme99.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent. 6762750513080
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Working my way towards a big debut💫 #letthatshitgo #manifestthatshit #sharkstuff #coastalcups 000
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Animals get no respect 😥 Not anywhere, not in corporations, Meat & Dairy, Clothing, Research, Makeup, Medicine, Habitat, Exhibition, not even basic infrastructure allows for anything close to their safety. wtf is humanity doing 000
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 28/03/2026#nokings #fuckice Bradenton Florida IN THA HOUSE 031
Reposted by MennoSimmonsPoliticsGirl @politicsgirl.bsky.social · 28/02/2026We don’t want war. We want healthcare, a living wage, and affordable housing. 1013212838
Reposted by MennoSimmonsMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I guess we now know why Saudi Arabia and Qatar, Iran's two biggest regional rivals, bribed Trump and his family with a 747 jet, golf development deals, and billions of dollars of investments. 532451703
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Mi habla moy poquito espanol. Chinga la migra, mi amigo! (Just practicing, how did I do??) #fuckice #iceoutnow #chingalamigra 000
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 10/02/2026For those of you who left Facebook… here’s a funny one #toiletpaperhalftimeshow #kidrock #epsteinhalftimeshow 000
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Mennonite Halftime Show 2027 It’s what I heard ‘yinz! #halftimeshow #nfl #fuckice #mennonites 000
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Finally came up with a way to let the Latinos in my community know I’m on their side: streaming Bad Bunny radio loud as it gets, windows down! Hello from sunny red Florida #badbunny #fuckice #iceout 000
Reposted by MennoSimmonsAdam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 06/02/2026This is overt racism. Full stop. There’s no ‘misinterpretation’ and no excuse. This is who he is, who he’s always been, and why he should never be anywhere near power again. And there’s a reason the tapes from The Apprentice have never been released. 1902151465122
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 06/02/2026WTF??? This happened at a Pennsylvania Olive Garden- staff member stripped and dove head first into the fryer. Hell of a way to go #OMGworld #olivegarden #weirddeaths #americans www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bi...thesmokinggun.comMale Cook Died In Olive Garden HorrorFEBRUARY 3--An Olive Garden employee died from burn injuries he suffered after thrusting his head into a deep fryer in what police have categorized as a suicide attempt. The harrowing incident occur 000
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 04/02/2026(Saw this on Reddit) “Americans are so stupid, if it weren’t for school ahootings I wouldn’t even know they had schools” -Anonymous European #education #merica #magats 000
Reposted by MennoSimmonsThe Screaming Butt Naked Patriot @buttnakedpatriot.bsky.social · 01/02/2026In between all the fascism, it's also a MASSIVE crime wave. 638172486853
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Blames shitting his pants on Biden 🤣 #dump #tRump #diaperbutt #oldestamericanpresident 000
Reposted by MennoSimmonsCheryl T. @g8rgrrlcheryl.bsky.social · 31/01/2026The guy on the right is New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, photographed at the Kennedy Center premiere of “Melania.” #GoSeahawks! 157571902186
Reposted by MennoSimmonsJules⚖️📨 @northjules.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Where TF are the #Epstein Files⁉️ #JV1⚖️ 141075446
Reposted by MennoSimmonsjen sometimes aph 🌻 @bunnibytz.bsky.social · 28/01/2026A retired Minneapolis couple who had guns pointed at them by ICE in a church parking lot. "They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets." "They had the professional demeanor of criminals." ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social 980267209957
Reposted by MennoSimmonsIndivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 28/01/2026The date for the next No Kings Day is set. But this is a save the date, not a “sit back and wait.” 🧵 20448912454
Reposted by MennoSimmonsScott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 28/01/2026We are now 40 days beyond the statutory deadline for the full release of the Epstein files 9343301493
Reposted by MennoSimmons🔵 Blue Man in Red OK 💙 @bluemaninredok.bsky.social · 27/01/2026So, these armed felons from January 6, 2021 are “just tourists!” But an ICU nurse defending a woman who ICE pepper-sprayed and pushed to the ground was a “domestic terrorist “! 22941221357
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 27/01/2026And he looks like a crusty dried up cactus too doesn’t he 000
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Need to refresh this one for today #fuckice #tds #begood #morningmeditation #iceoutmn #nokings 010
MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 25/01/2026#nokings #onlyqueens #tds #fuckice #iceoutmn #begood 010
Reposted by MennoSimmonsKeir Dullea Gone Tomorrow @dimitrianastas.bsky.social · 24/01/2026“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” 151929