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MennoSimmons

@mennosimons.bsky.social
193 followers 126 following 298 posts

Sharks, the beach, sea glass, published a book, wants either a pet raccoon or opossum, vegetarian, ain’t no damn republican either

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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 8h
Saint Aunt Sue
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 8h
MASSIVE. Slander, trauma, medical, everything she can think of
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 8h
He’s the Plant Manager at Harsco Metals & Minerals New Jersey location
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 8h
Hehehe
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 8h
Hehehe
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Call me the lizard whisperer! I asked this one to climb into my jar so I could take her outside to live. Meet FRANCESCA everyone
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh you will get one now! The cat distribution system has heard your request.
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And after pondering on this while walking, as soon as I returned, a DIFFERENT lizard was on my favorite chair and ran away from me! I said a quick prayer to my spirit guides to let this lizard allow me to save it. The little fella held still, I scooped it up and brought it outside #floridawoman
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It sort of hurts my feelings when animals don’t trust me. Why won’t the lizard in my office trust me to bring it outside ? I told her I was nice
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WHY aren’t there any fat aliens? 🤔
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nail deSatan to the wall with this.
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I’m not convinced he is human. The rest of the lot sure as hell ain’t !
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
We NEED Bernie though. He’s the only rational voice in that dump
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I keep waiting for the next episode. I hope it’s not over!
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
HOLD THE LIGHT - Love Wins
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
LOVE
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
He’s not from this planet.
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just learned a valuable lesson: if it’s not a dog toy the dogs can’t have it 😖
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What relation would my moms cat be to my cat? So I can explain this to her- would it be her ‘cat aunt’?
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
America is donald trump’s biggest con
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
You can have them
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Here she is
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Who TF spends $60mil on a birthday party
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
SHUT IT DOWN
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
At least we didn’t have to pay for him to attend his son’s wedding
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Try explaining 2026 to yourself in 1996. Like how the futures going.
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So when that shit rubs off they’ll just be yellow?
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Haha that gave me a good laugh. My cat is so judgmental. She just looks at you like you’re a complete disappointment
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I’m getting FOUR TIRES put on my car right now for $1,459. Inflation sucks😭
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
To everyone who feels like Trump has sucked the joy out of celebrating the 250th birthday of America keep in mind… Republicans don't own July 4th! They own January 6th… Remember that. 😎✨
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Ok, Nero
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Yeah we can’t really make it that much longer
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
What’s really weird is, every time I attend a community gathering where just regular neighbors are together doing something good, everyone is friendly and working together, no division, left and right. I’m in FLORIDA. What I read vs what I experience does not match. Democrat here✔️
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Does the pedo-in-chief meet the weight standards? Fat ass, pants shitter
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It’s a CONCENTRATION CAMP. We are better than this!
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The WHOLE WORLD including most Americans hate him. Headline that please.
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
What a surprise
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Good job y’all🥰
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It’s true I’m seeing it everywhere. Though I do believe a lot of it is just a few hateful losers with a lot of fake accounts working out of d-bag social spreading cruelty all day
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Let’s just start calling him Nero
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Yes. From Delaware
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I remember thinking “why is everybody taking down all these old monuments!?” Then realizing “OMG why did we even have monuments to these bastards!?” Thanks society for opening our sheltered minds #blacklivesmatter #fuckice
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
When did Super-Meth come out? That’s a new one for me and pretty up on drugs and all
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Lying ass bitch
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
What in the stupid shit is he doing
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The sooner the better
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Florida here ‘playing by the rules’ EVERYBODY HATES HIM
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Please somebody go throw some bras in the trees
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
What a bunch of uneducated dipshits
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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Is he allowed in the state?
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