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@meltedthebee.bsky.social
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Gender apathetic, call me whatever || Totally not a furry in the slightest || Chances not to post anything at all, don't mind me || sometimes nature photos sometimes art :p || 19 years old || Will not be making nor taking Comms, so don't ask

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Stellara Stella(In stormblood babyyy) @mastergurgle.bsky.social · 13h
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{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦} @viomarks.bsky.social · 4h
peachy and her fingers dot gif
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Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
Potion of Enlarged Tails
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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He could beat Mario 64 with his eyes closed. But he didn't. There was no point. There was another player named AntiBubzia on the other world doing the exact same thing backwards to cancel out Bubzia's completed run every freaking time.
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Logan V. 🌱 { 𓃥𓃥𓃦 } @animalshapes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry for stopping work but we needed to climb onto the roof and help a stunned bird (he recovered).
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Silver 🔜 BLFC @sprayporwave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Found family" includes the headmates
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Goddess Draevra 💙🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @drgn.beauty · 08/04/2026
tumblr is great sometimes
Screenshot of a tumblr post:

aflo: "if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables"

broken-horn-of-equius: A picture of Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z pensively standing in the rain with his eyes closed.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
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Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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AYA @ayamenora.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
怪盗スタイル
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Welwraith @welwraith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
found out the other day that apparently americans treat sunday as the first day of the week and it's had me fucked up since
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Making video games is fun actually
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the 'tug on face and it stretches -> snaps back a different shape' tf vector really is awesome
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(Comms Open) 🔞Rap Deez Nuts in Yo Mouth🦖🥚 @supermattym8.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ngl the Sift being announced for minecraft java and bedrock was kinda hype as hell
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Brie @briechindeyerle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I remember when people looked at me funny for saying that the only way the business model and valuation of these genAI companies makes sense is if they believe they can control people’s most basic cognitive skills. Now the CEOs are just saying the quiet part out loud. futurism.com/health-medic...
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang Says That Sacrificing Our Children's Minds to AI Is a Price He's Willing to Pay
Thanks to AI, it won't matter if students can do multiplication, or even remember their own home address, tech billionaire Jensen Huang said.
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Liz Edwards @lizaledwards.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I saw this screenshot going around, found this detail charming, looked more into the game (I've never played a Silent Hill) & decided to buy it. Btw these are the "unimportant" background assets AI idiots think AI should be used for
Screenshot of a Twitter post by Val / @shegoingtogloat - it's a Silent Hill screenshot showing a close up of a cork board. On it, a paper says "Welcome to Shorefront Family Clinic" in a classic wiggly 3D font style. The tweet text is: Is this a Silent Hill asset made using PowerPoint lol"
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Crisppyboat @crisppyboat.ca · 24/09/2026
Prepare for trouble... 🚀✨
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hitting you with the 600 pound dragon beam
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
locked out of discord servers? Friends locked out? if youre a US citizen, you should yell at your representatives re: AV laws
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Super Mario Sunshine debug room contains a seemingly unassuming barrel that will become extradimensional if Mario slides into it. The barrel will appear to be superimposed onto reality like a PNG badly edited into the image.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sega canceling sonic? that’d be like if microsoft didn’t know what to do with halo, laid off a bunch of people, and gave it to activision
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Kinachi @nsfw.lugiaberry.art · 22/09/2026
People getting mad at the possibility of lady dragons in drag’n wash is insane Big lady dragons are awesome. Big guy dragons are awesome. I don’t even understand the line of thinking behind it. I’d try to understand but I fear I would end up dumber if I tried
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🕹⚡️JustBern🌟🎮 @justbern64.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Video Games are for everyone. PERIOD. No matter what the color of your skin, gender, etc. Don't give any attention to the nobodys & grifters that say otherwise. They're not worth the time of day & just ignore their toxicity and bullshit. As long as you're having fun, that's all that matters. 😎🎮👍🏾
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Endless Mike @squirrelsquirrel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is right and just to constantly talk about how much things were *supposed* to cost if AI shitheads weren't constantly making everything worse
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Save me ffxi baby chocobo
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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
See I can believe that these two animals are closest relatives because I wear pants with the same inseam as my 6ft+ husband and my brother, who is the same height as me, cannot get his feet to touch the ground when he sits on my motorcycle
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
r/crafts has banned all Harry Potter-related crafts due to JK Rowling’s anti-trans bigotry, after a 53-41 vote
reddit.com
From the crafts community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the crafts community
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pokemon scalpers eating shit is the funniest thing, man
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Zilena @zilena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My paws should be HYOOOOOOOOOOGE and crushing everything.
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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him) @owenkcstephens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Zito (Commissions Open) @zitoisneato.com · 21/09/2026
I don't care if it was just in the concept phase, promotional pieces or translation. I'm not supporting your product if you used AI in any aspect of it.
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen. “I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”
Toad grabs a cast iron skillet from his kitchen.

From "Christmas Eve"
In *Frog and Toad All Year*
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Taffy (frightful)🍬🐇🎃 @taffywabbit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm sure I'm far from the first to say this, but it will always be really funny that airships (one of the most inefficient, fragile, and short-lived forms of transportation humanity's ever invented) are such a staple in fantasy RPGs, a genre where a lot of people can shoot lightning from their hands
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Zoey✨ @zoeylycanbark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Being a rubberskunk comes with a LOT of perks and one of them being a tail that's absolutely MASSIVE.... And sometimes uncontrollably grows even bigger and bigger so you're kinda just there for the ride until you can think enough to even ATTEMPT to try and stop it fkskafdfsdk
RubberskunkZoey hypnotized on top of her huge mattress tail that continues to grow bigger and bigger! She's squishing one of her boobs while leaning a paw back against her tail.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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🔞 Umber 🔞 @metallicboobage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
be annoying about the things that make you happy. anyone who leaves or complains never cared and was never worth your time in the first place. be yourself and be loud about what you love and the right people will be drawn to you
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Melted! @meltedthebee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's been.. all too much recently. I need to get tf'ed into something, so that way at the very least I don't have any negative sensations from my body in addition to everything ;<;
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Tyrnn Eaveranth ティルン・イーヴァランス @theemeralddragon.net · 20/09/2026
His amusement waning, he simply discarded the broken fragments of the toys he'd been playing with. With another shattering step, he realized that he'd simply crushed another one unnoticed. Smirking faintly at the thought, he knew he'd have to be a little more careful with this world from now on...
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TimTam- (Caudle) - Remembering Roo @caudlewag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am very here for this Looney Tunes Renaissance... I didn't see anything like this after the space jam sequel, I think it goes to show how much better of a movie Coyote Vs. Acme was, that it awakened all this interest.
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ᴀᴢᴀ 🐺 @azapls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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