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W. Brian Tucker

@melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social
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Numerous people have come forward to tell me my "BlueSky Profile" is terrible. I will be meeting with Top Experts to craft a bio that will properly represent someone who fled Nazi Twitter. Thank you for your attention to the matter!

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Dennis Goris | Cartoons @dennisgoris.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s a win win!
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 14h
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Michael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 7h
See, Kimberly Gargoyle’s mistake was blaming AI. She didn’t get the memo. She should’ve blamed SI. #PsakiBriefing
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 7h
Surely the arduous screening process to be a correspondent on NewsMax is enough to verify the bona fides of Katie Zacharia? #PsakiBriefing
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 7h
No nation should be doing business with Starlink unless they’re apartheid South Africa. #PsakiBriefing
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 7h
Is it too much to ask the media to correctly identify this thing he’s constantly bragging about as a dementia test?
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 7h
Congrats, Donald, on your uncanny ability to remember 5 words, but this isn’t a game show audition. This is about your ability to hold the most important job in the world, not draw a camel. #PsakiBriefing
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 7h
He’s still bragging about acing the dementia quiz, which is not something they ask normal presidents to do ever. #PsakiBriefing
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 7h
I’ll bet Qatar wasn’t counting on an Iranian War disrupting their oil trade when they bribed Trump with that stupid jet. #PsakiBriefing
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 8h
What a shock. The most corrupt politician of all time thinks “leakers should be shot.” #PsakiBriefing
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 8h
All voting needs to be early voting. Because Republican strategy depends on denying people the right to vote, where they don’t know anything is wrong until they show up on Election Day. And fucking with the mail, so no one knows when the real deadline is to drop something in a mailbox. #inners
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 8h
No one wants data centers in their communities. No one wants ICE concentration camps in their communities either. Basically, no one wants any of this shit. #inners
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 8h
There is no “safe R” in 2026, and that’s all thanks to Donald Trump being objectively terrible, more terrible than even his biggest detractors thought possible. #inners
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 8h
No nation should be in a position where Elon Fucking Musk has veto power over its national security. #inners
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 8h
Why are you even on the fence? You’re conceding that Trump ruined your business. That’s a solid reason to switch parties, not “sit on the fence.” Why the hesitation? A nostalgic attachment to racism? #inners
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 8h
If milquetoast twat David Brooks is mad at John Ossoff for using the N-word (Nazi) against his opponent, then Ossoff must be doing something right. #inners
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 8h
The era of pretending Republicans are merely “our friends across the aisle” is over. We’re dealing with a second wave of Nazis here. We need to nip this shit in the bud. #inners
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 8h
When Democrats get power back, we should stop fucking around and add Ukraine to NATO. #inners
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 9h
They sunk TWO oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz? Doesn’t sound like the war is over, Donald. #inners
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 9h
Every Democrat should be taking notes on what Ossoff is doing. #inners
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hard not to notice that Democrats who are doing the best are the ones who are leaving this whole civility-and-norms, we-go-high, we-need-a-strong-Republican-Party bullshit behind and are simply giving Republicans exactly what they all ought to get at all times, which is undisguised contempt.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
rookie mistake she should have said they were SI generated
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(((Tendar))) @tendar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Many Starlink terminals in Ukraine are financed by Poland. Its Foreign Minister Radosław Sikorski has put Elon Musk on notice regarding the evolving situation.
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Original Sin of politics was the invention of the passive voice, when Adam and Eve ate of the Tree of Vague Unaccountability. Wild how all those violent ICE agents just … got hired … and deployed … somehow. Who can possibly say how? It’s all a mystery.
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billbramhall.bsky.social @billbramhall.bsky.social · 16h
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18h
Elon Musk is despicable. Because he is a crazy white supremacist, he killed hundreds of thousands of people in Africa by having his DOGE teens cut aid for food and medicine. And because he is a crazy authoritarian, he has now killed Ukrainians by hindering their ability to anticipate air strikes.
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billbramhall.bsky.social @billbramhall.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Cartoon
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it’s just great marketing
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
Red Guy in t-shirt is sitting at a desk being interviewed. He says “AI is going to kill us all”

Panel 2:
Interviewer looking directly into camera, says “Well, we’ve heard from the anti-Ai guy. Now let’s hear from the CEO of AI

Panel 3:
Wide shot revealing the second interviewee looking slightly confused. He says “I’m the Anti-AI guy”
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 20h
i think we can come up with a better system than putting a drug addled, pedophile dipshit with no grip on reality in charge of defense satellites
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 19h
Inflation is up again. Not because of a pandemic. Not because of a natural disaster. Because of Trump’s war, tariffs, and corporate tax breaks. It really is this simple: Republicans took over, and then drove up the cost of living in America.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 13/10/2026
Incredible first day for new White House press secretary Katie Zacharia
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21h
My man looks like Stanley Kubrick dressed up as Velma for Halloween
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 18h
Things that work in Fox News Cinematic Universe don't work in reality. Who knew?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/10/2026
JD Vance: "You ask Ken Paxton a simple question and you will get a direct answer" NARRATOR: Paxton has refused to answer Qs about why he won't debate, why he went to England on July 4 w/ his mistress, why he went to Dubai with his mistress, his 15 homes, or how his net worth has increased 7,000%...
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Risky! What if Donald is a Hunt’s freak?
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don’t know what else Trump has to do to prove he’s selling out America for the benefit of Putin. #lastword
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s 2026, and dogshit Republicans are still trying to shame people for being “secretly gay.” Go crawl back under your rock, you fucking homophobes. Any protest, Scott Bessent, you fucking self-hating hypocrite? What about you, Lindsey—whoops, you’re dead, never mind. #PsakiBriefing
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Let’s all pour one out for Kimberly Guilfolye. And anyone who was ever engaged or married to Kimberly Guilfoyle. ANYONE. #PsakiBriefing
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don’t want to hear anything about it being Zacharia’s “first day”; she was extremely incompetent, not merely “rusty” or whatever. #PsakiBriefing
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just to be clear, no one “misses” Karoline. Yeah, I suppose she was better at being a lying piece of shit. So…congratulations? #PsakiBriefing
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Peter Douchey gets question #2. Sure, why not? It was a very basic question, not a total softball. And yet Zacharia still couldn’t handle it. #PsakiBriefing
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Blonde Bimbohead takes her first question from Breitbart, because of course she does. #PsakiBriefing
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don’t miss Karoline Leavitt, because this flailing moron more accurately reflects the quality of this dogshit administration. #PsakiBriefing
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Trump’s last words will be: “I ended eight wars,” even though he couldn’t actually tell you what those eight wars were. And neither can anyone else. #inners
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s hard to find joy in these trying times, but the fact that Trump is so butthurt about not being able to secure a Nobel Peace Prize keeps me going. #inners
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Trump really fucking hates Somalis. It explains why his most notorious ICE crackdown was in Minneapolis. It explains why he’s siccing the DOJ on Ilhan Omar in particular. He’s a racist piece of shit. #inners
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just Keep Vance away from The Pope, and he’ll be fine. #inners
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sorry, MSNOW, but your on-screen graphic just misspelled “Darline Graham“ by spelling “Darlene“ correctly. #inners
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W. Brian Tucker @melosebrainuhoh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m pretty sure they brought Zacharia up from Westworld cold storage. #inners
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