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Melissa Monet

@melissamonet.bsky.social
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The one and only! Goddess, writer, making jewelry is my obsession. #AnimalCaucus forever!

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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year everyone!!!
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Mithryn @mithryn.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Please read to the end. This is what happened to Twitter, too the GOP. And can happen anywhere if you don't learn the "Lesson of the Bartender"
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
In Georgia, a mom facing eviction reached out to DFCS for help. They offered her nothing. Soon the agency took her kids away because of "inadequate housing." The state then paid *$6,200 a month* to house her kids in foster care. One of the most important and infuriating stories I read this year:
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When Families Need Housing, Georgia Will Pay for Foster Care Rather Than Provide Assistance
In more than 700 cases over five years, Georgia reported inadequate housing as the sole reason for taking a child into foster care, a WABE and ProPublica analysis found. Advocates say it would be chea...
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year!!!
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Maybe we can even win the contest and get them to pay us in gold doubloons. We already have a pirate in @xochiptx.bsky.social
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Oh, now I want watermelon cubes 🍉🧊
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
It’s big in Japan, they make square melons. I’ve seen other fruits and vegetables moulded in Brazil.
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
That’ll do it. Some guy gave me a C-note to get him over the 59th St Bridge in under 5 so I sped on that side lane. The potholes were insane. My cab had lost all its bushings and the shocks were shot. Funniest shit ever 🤣 I told him to close the windows so he didn’t pop out into the east river.
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year little Heelers ♥️
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The Mary Sue @themarysuetms.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The most recent celebrity to speak up in defence of Blake Lively is Abigail Breslin, who has penned a powerful essay that ought to be essential reading.
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‘Need more men to shut up and listen’: Abigail Breslin pens powerful essay in support of Blake Lively
In an essay penned on Tumblr, Abigail Breslin voices support for Blake Lively's lawsuit against Justin Baldoni, talks of her own experiences.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 31/12/2024
Food delivery. Travel websites. Concert tickets.   When companies charge hidden fees at checkout, it can cost families thousands of dollars a year.   Starting tomorrow, those mysterious fees are banned in Minnesota.
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Dave Takaki @davetakaki.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Birds found only in Hawaiʻi are threatened with extinction due to avian diseases carried by invasive mosquitos. This film sheds light on this critical problem and efforts to not only protect more native bird species from extinction but also to preserve Hawaiʻi's ecosystems. youtu.be/VyjpOFqd7DM?...
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Vanishing Voices: Saving Our Hawaiian Forest Birds
YouTube video by PBS Hawaiʻi
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I don’t know too many good spirits, but I do mean it in good spirit.
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
He’s known about Clarence for decades. I don’t know if they’ve known to what extent it was, but I find it hard to believe that he didn’t know.
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Fruit moulding.
Watermelon in heart shaped moulds in a watermelon patch.
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Can you ship them?
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Glad you’re there, it looks like a beautiful night. Thank you for keeping me from being home sick 💕 Have fun, stay safe and have a very Happy New Year!!! 🎉🥳🍾🥂
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Oh, I saw a ton of those when I was rummaging around. There are some things that really should not be plugged into a battery charger, especially heat related appliances.
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I’ll be with you in spirit Grant! 🔥
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
🤣
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Perfect! Maybe we can grow them in a mold and make them more aerodynamic or just make them into a giant fruity drink.
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I guess I don’t understand. Maybe you need an inverter? But while rummaging around I found this which is cool www.amazon.com/G-POWER-2000... I’m still not buying from Bezos though 🤣
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Amazon.com: G-POWER 20000mAh/74Wh Portable Power Station with AC Outlet, 80W (Peak 100W) Laptop Charger, 30W Type-C & USB-A Ports, Fast Charging Lightweight Power Bank for Camping, Home, Outdoor, Emer...
Amazon.com: G-POWER 20000mAh/74Wh Portable Power Station with AC Outlet, 80W (Peak 100W) Laptop Charger, 30W Type-C & USB-A Ports, Fast Charging Lightweight Power Bank for Camping, Home, Outdoor, Emer...
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I have a phone charger that I can adapt to other things with the USB, I got it on Fiver years ago, and it’s a little bigger than a lipstick. That thing is so good and cheap, I keep it with me all the time.
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I drove livery, but I also had a couple of old Fleetwoods, not sure their length, but I once broke down in the left-hand turn lane onto the Brooklyn Bridge. That was fun 🤣 Anyone that can drive in Manhattan deserves a good pat on the back and driving a limo is no joke.
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I happen to think melon is a great idea, we have to investigate this further.
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I have zero confidence in Roberts.
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
How does he know Johnson didn’t cheat? This sounds more like an attaboy for not getting caught cheating. Only his wife can define what that means to her. Does being turned into a human glory hole count? Duggarvision? Swinging like the Falwells? Where does she draw the line or turn a blind eye?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 31/12/2024
The departments of treasury and state announced sanctions against Russia and Iran today for interfering in the 2024 election. There are already indictments. Will Trump reverse the sanctions and dismiss the indictments? I’m certain he will.
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
WTF! He was given bail?
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I just found a red chilE biscochito beer locally, I might have to partake.
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I’m not much of a beer drinker anymore, but I would love to taste that. I wonder if any of the breweries up here in Santa Fe have it?
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 31/12/2024
This is insane!!! While we’ve been glued to our screens, watching top athletes battle it out, they’ve been getting robbed—and the hits might be connected.
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I completely understand that 🤣
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
How is it?
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
If only they knew that end was really going to hit home 🤣
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Once upon a time, I’d be laughing at this.
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Yes!!! Can’t let those pumpkins go to waste.
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
That’s more like it. Hey @orynx.bsky.social maybe we should hang out with @chrisraccoons.bsky.social and build one for the competition 🤣
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
As a former NY’er and a former NYC cab driver, I have been on both ends of this shouting match. 🤣
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I have nails 🤣 I’m a little disappointed, I always thought these things traveled a couple of hundred yards not a couple hundred feet.
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Do universal adapters work?
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
New Mexico is a Blue ass kicking state. Unfortunately we are a small state that was finally on its way up with a lot of resources about to be pillaged. We need our Reps to defend us and the land. I hope we find a way to stay on this trajectory.
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I’m a small person one of those little ones might work for me.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Nearly all of Puerto Rico is without power on New Year's Eve
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Nearly all of Puerto Rico is without power on New Year's Eve
A blackout has hit nearly all of Puerto Rico as the U.S. territory prepares to celebrate New Year’s.
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
If you start watching NEW JACK CITY at exactly 11:25:55 pm today, your boy Flavor Flav will scream “HAPPY NEW YEAR!” right as the clock strikes midnight,,, and we can celebrates together,!!
Flavor Flav in New Jack City
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Check your DM
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New Mexico Nomad @newmexiconomad.com · 31/12/2024
I love Silver City. I wish I could go down there more often. Covid wiped out all the work/partnerships I had going down south, with many of my contacts shifting jobs. Makes it hard to cover the expenses associated with spending time in those areas. #NewMexico #offthebeatenpath #Gila #SilverCity
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New Mexico Communities | Silver City
Silver City is a treasure of the American West, founded as a mining town in 1870. It became a vital hub for the mining camps in the Gila.
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New Mexico Nomad @newmexiconomad.com · 31/12/2024
11 Things to See & Do Around Abiquiu #travel #NewMexico#roadtrip #weekendgetaway #daytrip #geology #landscape #nature #history #art
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New Mexico Nomad | 11 Things to See & Do Around Abiquiu
Eleven things to see and do around Abiquiu for a weekend (or more) of art, culture, history, outdoor recreation, and adventure.
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Melissa Monet @melissamonet.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
For a few dollars more you can get a real charger where you can plug in 110
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