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Melissa G

@melissa-udev.bsky.social
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Transwoman 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) Aerospace and Computer Geek 👩‍🔬 Happily married 💍 Girl just trying to find her place in the world. 👩🏻‍🍳👩🏻‍💻🛩️🚁🚀📷🏜️

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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When I first saw this, I didn't think there was anyway I was going to get a bingo. Ended up with double bingo 😄 Think I could of gotten a few more, if you counted just the first part, but they end up oddly specific towards the end.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don't download the Trump app. Everything he does is underhanded and dishonest.
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just out and about picking up a few things.
Melissa taking a selfie in a store mirror.  She is wearing a knee length off white dress with blue and brown horizontal stripes.

She is holding a top and a dress which are presents for a couple of little kiddos I know.
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have always figured that I have about a 100% chance of ever passing. Just to many male features to over come. So the conversation with a new doctor was a bit bizarre. He walks in to the exam room and says hello, looking through my charts he says,
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I haven't posted in over a month but have picked up about a dozen followers in the last few days. How is that possible. Seen other folks report spikes in activity as well. What's up with the algorithm?
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Steph Scythes: 1775-2025+ 💀☢️🇺🇸☣️💀 The American Devolution @stephscythes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I can't get motivated for work today. I was on vacation for 3 weeks. Everything piled up while I was gone. Doesn't help that I am the only one here. Dysphoria is hitting hard this morning for some reason. I wonder if it is contagious? Here is a not so great selfie.
Melissa sitting at here desk wearing a pink and white floral print top with cold shoulders.  She is wearing glasses and smiling.  She is wondering if her pink eye shadow is over the top and why does her face and arm have to look so manly?
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
if you had to pick three muppets to represent you (not your three favorites) who would you pick? greater henson canon counts. Swedish Chef, Beaker, and Jill.
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I think this laundromat is having a bad day. Almost all the machines booted to the login prompt instead of the controller app for the washing machines. Too bad the facility is unmanned, who knows how long it has been this way.
Speed Queen pay to use clothes washer that has the Debian Linux login screen instead of the payment app.
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Carrie @carebear620.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Made some homemade spaghetti sauce and pasta last night. This is my summer sauce, it is super simple fresh sauce. My children don't like it chunky so I have used an immersion blender the past, but it turns the sauce orange 😔. I bought a food mill this year and the sauce came out a beautiful red 😊.
Fresh made linguine noodles covered in a fresh from vine home made pomodoro sauce, with a sprinkle of Parmesan and basil to finish.  A slice of French bread off to the side.
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NakedPastor @nakedpastor.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I find leaf blowers annoying, think very few use them effectively, and that most use them because they're fun. That's what's up here. Imagine blowing love everywhere. Then do it! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ This is a NakedPastor Original: Love Blower
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FreedHearts @freedhearts.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Freeing hearts to love and be loved. 💜www.FreedHearts.org💜 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #Pride2026 #PrideMonth #TransPride #GayPride #QueerPride
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it b&w
Melissa with a beaming smile.  She is out exploring Independence Hall on a beautiful spring morning with trees blooming in the background.
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Anne @anneb.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
New dress, felt cute, had a nice day.
Melissa gets things out of the car, smiling wearing a navy blue dress with a dense white and pink floral pattern.  She is also wearing a sheer pink shrug.Melissa sitting at her desk smiling. She is wearing a navy blue dress with a dense white and pink floral pattern.  She is also wearing a sheer pink shrug.A selfie looking down on her from above. She is wearing a navy blue dress with a dense white and pink floral pattern.  She is also wearing a sheer pink shrug.
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Crystal-Lee Howley @clhowley.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
They forgot so quickly.
A screenshot from the Veggie Tales cartoon episode Rack, Shack, and Benny of the large bunny statue everyone was expected to praise and worship. It is a children’s version of the bible story of when King Nebuchadnezzer of Babylon built a statue of himself and forced all the hebrews to worship it, but some refused. All the Christians building golden statues of Trump to praise him sure forget bible stories like these rather quickly, but they find time to condemn and harass people Jesus told them to love.
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Despite the pictures, I am sitting here massively disappointed at the moment. We were supposed to be well into our 3.month tour of the country, but our truck broke down an hour from home. We have made good memories while we have been waiting to get the truck looked at. Saw an elk and some eagles.
Our camper parked up in the pines on a nice sunny spring day.  Just relaxing and enjoying the outdoors.An elk crossing hesitantly stepping out on to a busy road.  We were out for a walk and saw him.  He was crossing the road to investigate a life bronze elk statue on our side of the road.We saw what I think are a pair of juvenile bald eagles while out on a hike.
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I have read the Bible, I have never understood these views. The Bible describes the creation of life on this planet. No where does it say it is the only life, and would in fact suggest otherwise given discussions of angles and other life we clearly don't have here.
Clip from the Drudge Report.  Two links saying, "UFO files could shatter Christian beliefs, churches should prepare for it, claim pastors ..." And "Bible-changing revaluations?"
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
For the most part I think AI is stupid a huge waste of people's time, a negative impact to our environment, leads to brain rot among skilled programmers and fails to allow early career engineers to learn the fundamentals of their job. With that in mind...
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Good morning 🌞. Hope you have a wonderful day.
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Anne @anneb.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I have been on a work trip this last week. It has impacted me in unexpected ways. My first day in the office was TDOV and I was nearly struck dump by the nearly dozen pride flags and 4 trans flags (that are always up) adorning the office area. I have never seen that before. 1/2
Melissa with shoulder length auburn hair, round, round glasses and wearing a peach top smiling and posing in front of a giant transgender flag attached to the front of a building in the background.
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Trans on a plane. Much too early to be up and moving this time of day.
Melissa, brown hair, round rimmed glasses and smiling in her seat on a plane.
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Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 26/03/2026
Literally no one says *anything*. It’s really hard to take, like we are being shredded piece by piece and nobody cares.
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I think this, "I shoved my finger in an electrical ⚡ socket", look sums up my week quiet well. It's been crazy and I don't think I have a single thing to show for it. It gets better eventually right? Right???
Melissa sitting at her desk, smiling.  She is wearing a peach colored top and matching eye shadow.  Hair is a complete windswept, frizzy, mess.
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Way back before I came out I had a shadow of my male self lamenting having to hide. Yesterday, I turned around and caught a glimpse of my shadow, this time overjoyed to see myself.
A sun soaked parking lot with a crack in the asphalt and some parking stripes along the corners of the picture.   But the focus is on the silhouette of a woman simply standing happy to see herself in the world.
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Finding Dee Fish @findingdeefish.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
When I had made this strip, it had been a few weeks of chaos in the wake of the so-called inauguration. In the single year since, that chaos has continued with new insanity, hatred, destruction, and corruption pretty much every single day. I hate that this feels more relevant than ever. Ugh
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
So, to draw on a topic @lampjaded.bsky.social started. I have a question. I was the lead engineer for a program for almost 20 years. The program was retired before I came out and my dead name is on virtually every design document. Now that program is being resurrected and I am being asked to
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Anne @anneb.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The replacement AF1 hits hard
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
One of those days. Life sucks 😞.
Melissa, in my car, with a frown, ready to cry.
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Watch this series of fake accounts. Been followed by 6 accounts today, all with exactly the same content Quindelaney. myatproto. social Ellabenedict. myatproto. social Nalaclayton. myatproto. social Demibeckett. myatproto. social Bethfinley. myatproto. social Vivicorbett. myatproto. social
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Has anyone heard of the Advent of Code challenge (adventofcode.com)? Anyone trying it this year? I started a couple of times in the past, but the holiday season is so hectic I get overwhelmed by the end of the first week. They are only doing 12 days this year, so I am hoping to push through.
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Melissa-coded characters
Samantha Cook (Artemis) 
from Ready Player OneMargo Gru from Despicable Me Scully from X-FilesMaureen Robinson from Lost In Space
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
It never ceases to maze me how somehow men assume we women don't have a brain. I was mansplained to at length this afternoon. The gentleman informed me I didn't have basic knowledge about a subject I happen to be very familiar. 🤷‍♀️. That I need to talk to an expert. Life is always an adventure.
A woman sitting in her car after work, shrugging away a mansplaining event.
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Tag yourself. I am mostly "Worldly with a conscience" with a standard deviation of +/-1 skirt length.
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Jamie Delaney L. @ljamied.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
“No matter what it might look like from the outside, those peas will never be sliced carrots.” - Summer McCracken
A can of Del Monte sliced carrots has been opened to reveal that the contents of the can are green peas. Text above the photo reads: For all my cis people who have a hard time understanding what it’s like to be trans, here is a great metaphor.
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
So Orange Man Baby says he is paying for his 250 million dollar ballroom by himself and through donations. On the same day he starts demolition, he demands the DOJ pay him 230 million dollars. Anyone want to bet his private donations add up to 20 million?
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Julia Evans @b0rk.jvns.ca · 15/05/2023
working on the tiniest history of big/little endian today
title: a little history

Before 1980, computers ordered their bytes in different ways.

Around 1980, the Internet started being standardized. 

This caused a huge fight over which byte order to use.

The terms "big/little endian" come from that fight: they were coined in an article called "On Holy Wars and a Plea For Peace" which compares the byte order argument to the Big/Little Endians in Gulliver's Travels.

Big endian won that fight, so most network protocols (IPv4, TCP, UDP, etc) are big endian.

But Intel computers were little endian, and in recent years most other computers are too. Some machines like the Xbox 360 are big endian though.
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Hi, one gripe I have had about socials is that you can only have friends. In real life I have many more relational types than just friend. Can we get an acquaintance category? People/subjects I find interesting but don't necessarily need to see every post. Just a thought 🤔.
Melissa sitting at her desk, wearing a black dress with a cute chevron necklace.  Wishing it was time to go home for the day. Taken from a high angle.
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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Anne @anneb.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
That's me, science, reader... Oh, and a T. Public enemy #1
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I am still here, smiling even, in spite of the constant looming fear of doom. I have been operating in a fog, I can barely concentrate on what I need to do. I haven't felt this much anxiety about life since I put things in motion to come out of the closet.
Melissa, wearing a green top with a pewter Chevron necklace.  Getting ready to head into the office for the day.
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
A weekend to myself. Mostly just relaxing, looked for some new fits, and working on a project. I got the slacks and green top 😁
Melissa wearing a green on white floral print top, in my car headed out to do errands.Melissa in a changing room taking a full length selfie.  Wearing a green blouse with a small Chevron like pattern and natural color cotton slacks.  Photo taken straight on.Melissa in a changing room taking a full length selfie.  Wearing a green blouse with a small Chevron like pattern and natural color cotton slacks.  Photo taken turned slightly to the right.Melissa in a changing room taking a full length selfie.  Wearing a blue, olive, and light red floral print blouse  and natural color cotton slacks.  Photo taken straight on.
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Dessert mode ACTIVATE: Best pie: Silk carmel pecan Best ice cream: Graham central station from Handel's Ice Cream Best donut: Maple donut Best bar: Reese's (does that count as a bar?) Best Cake: Salted caramel butterscotch Best other: Oatmeal chocolate chip cookies, Profiterole w/ hazel nut cream
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
The age of enshittenment.
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James Hughes @dystopian-fashion.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
And dinner is served. I wish we could find better tomatoes in our area so we could have red sauce instead of orange, but it was awesome. It's all gone. 😋💕
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Almost there! Sauces ready. Smells and tastes wonderful. Pasta rolled out and waiting on the water to boil.
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Melissa G @melissa-udev.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Making fresh spaghetti sauce and pasta for dinner. Pasta dough is chillin in the refrigerator. Tomatoes, onion, garlic, and cheese rind in the pot and starting to smell good. Basil will go in, in a bit when puree the tomatoes. 😋.
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