dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 22hcan't remember if the thing i saw part of was a series or a movie my wife just be watching stuff 110
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026they never say why you shouldn't meet your idols but i will tell you: it's because they are very short 020
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026don't forget to look up and move the mouse around every few minutes ✅ 030
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026(at the library) never mind that shit you should be listening to me 130
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@frightshark.bsky.social found this while looking for old halloween avs 221
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026using my last two braincells to download and play a game called slap and run 040
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026society if technology never surpassed the atari 2600 130
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026they would have to name the song "vaping in the boys room" if it was released today 040
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026cooking has existed for centuries. but only recently have we begun to start to thinking about making it easier 130
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026returning rooftop solar panels because it rained the day after they were installed 120
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026no, children were harmed while filming this movie 170
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026⭍ Trending 1. Person from throughout history remembered 020
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026anyone alive enough to be excited by this lacks the bodily moisture content and electrical activity required for a touch to register on the screen 1172
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my wife sometimes tells me she is taking an "everything shower" which implies the existence of an "onion shower" or possibly a "cinnamon raisin shower" 160
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026(googling under the table on first date) what is a good temperature to take a bite of food 092
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026@topherflorence.bsky.social did you comment on the darkwing duck reboot and I missed it or? 100
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026unplug your phone just before it gets to 100% because the battery will continue to charge; this will also allow the juices to redistribute 082
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026having to hear the phrase "cranked out quicky" in an office is something they don't warn you about in school 050
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026calling out of work tomorrow because I just swallowed water while my head was facing to the side 160
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026No results found for “toseph toestar”. Try a different search term. 010
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026please know that if you ever got shrunk down and were trying to get my attention I would never notice and definitely squish you by accident 040
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026if work really wanted me to stay until 4:30 they would let me take a little bit of mushrooms at 2 180
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026buses should have big speakers on the outside and microphones on the inside so you can hear what's going on in there 1100
Reposted by dracula claus🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 17/09/2026donald duck saying "salsa" 514633
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026every minute that passes brings us closer to lunch 070
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026some bumper sticker ideas: I ♥ Driving Honk if You're Driving Hey, I'm Driving Here! My Way IS the highway! I'm Allowed to be Here 4476
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026taking a short walk on a long pier if anyone needs anything 070
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i am going to purchase a house next year (posting for accountability) 070
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026don't show me an old woman dancing near the edge of a pier unless she's going to fall in what a waste of fifteen seconds 010
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026chef: (brings out like foam on a plate or whatever) me: (inhales through teeth) ooh not very lindy of you 040
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm doing the knowledge challenge. It's where you learn a new fact every year until you know everything 060
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026if a big machine that required electricity to operate was about to destroy me, I would simply unplug it 060
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026my wife: did you hear that lady gaga secretly had a baby me: baby gaga 3323
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026corporate moment of silence email sent with high importance ☑️ 170
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026ok so the optometrist did Not like being referred to as a "seeing eye doctor" 040
Reposted by dracula clausTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 09/09/2026nintendo direct announcer guy orders lunch 21502564
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026they had the actual boar's head out at the deli this morning. a good omen 020
