dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 14hstatic.klipy.comFunny Reaction on Maury ShowALT: Funny Reaction on Maury Show 030
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026plumber tried to convince me the water in my house is somehow "hard"? get real man 3100
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026you don't hear much about blind spots in cars anymore. glad they got rid of those 140
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026drunk with power after being granted access to a fully licensed version of Adobe Acrobat 150
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have decided to not post the problematic bumper sticker idea but here is this one: You Can't Be Certain Whether or Not This Car Has Been Modified with a Compartment That Releases Caltrops 130
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have a really very problematic bumper sticker idea that I'm not sure I can stop myself from posting 230
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I had a couple other Julie follows but they were completed accounts lol 010
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026can't remember if the thing i saw part of was a series or a movie my wife just be watching stuff 110
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026they never say why you shouldn't meet your idols but i will tell you: it's because they are very short 020
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i have always wondered who was purchasing the shrimp mac 110
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026feels like it would be mornies but that doesn't seem mean enough 020
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026don't forget to look up and move the mouse around every few minutes ✅ 030
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026as if having your heart explode from running up a mountain is somehow better than exploding from eating delicious food get real bro 020
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comMark Cuban Taking Notes on Shark TankALT: Mark Cuban Taking Notes on Shark Tank 010
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026(at the library) never mind that shit you should be listening to me 130
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@frightshark.bsky.social found this while looking for old halloween avs 221
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026using my last two braincells to download and play a game called slap and run 040
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026society if technology never surpassed the atari 2600 130
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026they would have to name the song "vaping in the boys room" if it was released today 040
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026cooking has existed for centuries. but only recently have we begun to start to thinking about making it easier 130
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the US is building the world's smallest mint inside the pants coin pocket, in a show of bravery 120
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026this is the gateway to forgetting where you put your little thing 130
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026(kramer enters doing 6 7 hands) you're chopped buddy 010
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026like pork and chive or something with shrimp does shumai count? 020
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026returning rooftop solar panels because it rained the day after they were installed 120
dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hey congrats man!! this must feel so good as as dad. my boy is just about 4 so this is so far off for me but i know it's gotta feel amazing. 110
