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mel valentine

@meli-writes.bsky.social
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organiser w/ iwgb. philosopher whore. not cool. inexporable fool. & trans writer of kinky, existentialist lesbian erotica. prompts @make-up-a-criminal.bsky.social stories, zines & other socials: linktr.ee/meli.writes

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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 16h
like i spend an avg of 3-4 hours a week and it gets me a ton of zine-making supplies *and* regular recognition of the value of the work i do which also helps really cool people. so nice after years of getting (at best) ignored in retail.
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 16h
i'll be helping some staff one-on-one and getting paid for it too which is always nice when you're unemployed lol
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 16h
volunteer stuff today: teaching staff how to use the new file system i set up and making a new form for members at our art recycling store 🥰
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 20h
IT EATS PLANETS: Light Mode Edition
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A Low Poly Robot @lowpolyrobot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thinking about this hidden wall keypad from Witch Hunter Robin again....
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
other places i've been in recently, slugfest & the bleeds! if you're dundee or close i *really* rec looking into submitting, lovely people & fucking awesome work on show.
Photo of two small zines from Slugfest, the Volume 3 & 4 copies respectively. Volume 3 is all about our relationship to Scottishness, Volume 4 is themed around the 'Metropolitan Mirage'.Photo of my microfiction inside the last volume of The Bleeds. It's a tiny piece laid out gorgeously by Shay of CatGut, with a soft ruddy pink hue to it all.
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hoping i scored good on making a cute & readable invoice
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
very pattable girlfriend. mm. pat head. pat belly. pat pat. most satisfying.
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i don't think any of the lore-dump made sense but when this girl says the exact same things at least my roommate can be like "oh yeah i know that" on a technicality.
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
like i haven't stepped in one of those stores since they were called Games Workshops but you come to asking how to impress a girl about it *i got you.*
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
playing matchmaker rn by hooking up my jock roommate with space marines & starter paints matched to the chapter her nerdy date makes dioramas out of.
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ive decided in this case it rules. the OVA is so contradictorily silly but it's cute (and kanuka is hot)
Screenshot of the show where the chief is telling everyone "for Pete's sake, this isn't dome mecha anime"
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i don't know if that makes the third film better or worse
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the third episode of the OVA prequel has a near identical plot but entirely played for comedy omg
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Jax O'Lantern, Bimbo Reprobate 🎃✨️ @rufflejax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm Jax! I'm a writer and analog game designer focused mostly on horror, romance, and character-driven stories. Pronouns are she/they/fae. Itch: rufflejax.itch.io Microfic (mostly ES): bsky.app/profile/ruff... AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/ruffle... Everywhere else: linktr.ee/rufflejax
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rufflejax Official: TikTok, Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Writer. Madwoman. Not in the least afraid of ruins. Scroll down for socials.
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh it just does not compare i'm sorry. not the same people obv. like it's pretty but the energy is gone and the only woman character has just none of the depth the previous antagonists did, doesn't do it for me.
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
patlabor 3 going from this in 2 to "crazy evil lady makes a big titty kaiju out of her dead daughters cancer and also no-one you like shows up for 85 minutes"
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
buy my zines so i can continue to spend all my zine money on other girl's stories
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(also ye ofc i got it. pilgrimage incomplete without it.)
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
restocked in @peoplesletters.bsky.social by hand over 460 miles!!
picture of my three zines on a bookshelf surrounded by other trans, queer, adult, sex work books
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hasta la victoria siempre, baby
photo of a football style scarf but styled after my union, the iwgb. Red with black stripes, our fist holding three arrows logo, and white text saying our name
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
getting a union scarf and immediately taking boudoir photos in it and nothing else
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Patlabor Screenshots @patlaborscreenshot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Patlabor 2: The Movie
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It always feels prohibitively rude to quote a stranger's hornypost with "oh I wrote a story like that—" but. like. when you've written a bunch (and follow cool people) the moment arises surprisingly often anyway, "you have to forcefem masc dykes now"—may I present brain-implant.tech/writing/titl...
brain-implant.tech
Loadout — II
“Hey.”
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(in perfect sync:) *"oh my god it's you"*
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
calling me dolly but this is projection, clearly
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
waiting for my butch's gender to flip again so i can play barbie with them and all their dresses mmm
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
opening up the dog cage i put my girlfriend in to the community as a queer third space
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packed full of protein @ae2501maeth.smallbird.social · 30/09/2026
the whole point of experiencing art is getting to know the shape of others through the friction between their difference and mine. the paradox of art is, sure, in the end mostly all we find is a way to reflect on ourselves, but we can't get there without chasing after the grasping dreams of another!
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wordlessly beautiful, and esp i love nagumo (reason i just borrowed that name). the only woman in the room and you can feel the judgement she's up against constantly, having to hunt someone who should've kept himself her mentor. watch patlabor <3
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the illusory peace of the imperial world. disillusionment with it by its enforcers. our apathy towards it. the precarity of our weapons. a system that cannot save itself while abiding by its own rules. a house divided. two against three against two.
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...the publishing date her recruit is now cautiously thumbing for. nagumo is quick to stop him. "you can go to page 43," she says, and resolves to tell less stories with the next one. "that's where the useful stuff starts."
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"i'm '86, ma'am." she growls, because she knows exactly what the publishing date is because of the calendar weeks' worth of personal days she'd had to spend on studying it because she'd been field-ready for a year when it came out so that meant her mandated retraining also wasn't costed...
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
..., so it's more like... fuck, 20. which also means her commander is... was... 96. "huh," she huffs. "commander nagumo?" "when's your birthday?" she asks, curtly. she should've spotted this coming years ago. "you might actually might not've been born."
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nagumo taps the book. 'operator's manual: tirsetti sm-83, 1st edition' is what it might've said 10 years ago--proudly, even. now the same words are scrawled onto a strip of duct tape doubled up as its spine. no. she's buffed up the tape four times now...
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...but someone'll need hard proof of that to convince nagumo, even if he would be 86 now. "what're you here for today?" she knows, but does this one. "i-it's my first time, so start-up."
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"...yahya, but eh, he's gone now." "oh. i'm sorry, commander." "nah, he's fine," she says. "probably." she'll go back to calling him commander again too when he pops it, not allowed when they're alive 'cos of anti-coup regulations about idolising ex-servies...
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TEXTBOOK "shit, i remember when they brought this in," nagumo mutters, like she does to every recruit, chucking the half-dead tome on the desk. "my instructor had to teach me with his own." "like it was--?" "wirebound. lined paper. a lot of pen traced over pencil he'd rewritten a dozen times..."
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they wanted to scrutinise a joke because if they ever engaged with the art enough to properly scrutinise it they'd realise it was fucking good. can't allow that.
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
and i tried foolishly to engage in good faith, because if you actually follow these people, read their art, they are frankly _more_ genre-savvy than any of these fuckers, like it's so easy, but they never cared about that.
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
reminded of a couple years ago: i made a silly mechsploy joke and after it blew up _all_ the boy's club mecha fans came out to vaguepost about how these girls didn't 'get it,' were all posers, etc etc.
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this happens at all levels. other trans people do it to kallie, cis people do it to them, straight people to them, men to them. even when they're writing ostensibly the same content, because the only real slope is fuckin' patriarchy.
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
emphasising that this slope is _not_ real, and doesn't map to how this art is made, or what it's about at all. it's a rejection of the fluidity of creativity, it's drawing a bullshit line because of people desperate to feel their art is valuable & trying to do it by devaluing someone else.
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
everything gets pushed down a constructed slope. what's erotic gets reduced to being 'just' porn, what's porn gets reduced to being 'just' for gratification, what's for gratification gets reduced to being 'not art.'
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The Arachnixe Entity @fungalhalo.com · 30/09/2026
Consciously or not, far too many people have uncritically absorbed the fascist idea that porn is intrinsically degenerate—that it is a mindless, lesser form of creation by virtue of its focus on sexuality, necessarily an intellectually worthless part of the human experience.
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
in england rn. help
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so sucked in i nearly missed my train stop
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the fucking blimps!!! I knew they were up to something
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"you're gonna watch slow pans of abandoned industrial estates while we philosophise about the neoliberal military-industrial complex and how pacified, digitised people do nothing because it benefits them and also it's 1999" and yes ma'am i am watching
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mel valentine @meli-writes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
also this is such a beautifully quiet movie omg.
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