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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dirk Fridgemeat: The Further Further Adventures of Dirk Fridgemeat
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Dirk Fridgemeat: The Further Further Adventures of Dirk Fridgemeat
Hands hammer on the cargo lifter’s hatch. “Fridgemeat! Open up!”
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Negotiations
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Negotiations
We have researched the concept of a worker’s union, the ship informs her.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ball
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Ball
“It’s a ball,” the dirter says, sounding embarrassed, as if acutely aware that sounds stupid.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
fazione (VII)
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fazione (VII)
Domestic ordinariness is somehow wonderful.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Unstoppable Werewolf Instinct (XX)
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Unstoppable Werewolf Instinct (XX)
”…Shirts?” Gemma says blankly.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dingo Unit: Disambiguation
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Dingo Unit: Disambiguation
“I’m getting wife time for this,” xie says. “So unless you want me to wife you....”
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Career
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Career
“They call it Sodomy Doll.”
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hut
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Hut
“It’s,” she says feebly, “it’s how the men talk. It’s just — you understand.”
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
shot, chaser (X)
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shot, chaser (X)
Maybe Antsy dissociates a little, sitting in dulled pain and covered in drying blood.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
shot, chaser (IX)
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shot, chaser (IX)
“Where do you think you’re going?” Antsy says, loud and brisk and unfriendly.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
shot, chaser (VIII)
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shot, chaser (VIII)
A feeling gathers, like a storm-warning headache. She stays where she is, loose, hands empty and visible.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
shot, chaser (VII)
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shot, chaser (VII)
It’ll be fine.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Magnum Opus (II)
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Magnum Opus (II)
“Alvin,” he says. “Alvin Frankenstein. Of the Boston Frankensteins.”
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Laying on Hands
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Laying on Hands
“How long,” Bettina says, high-pitched, “is this…safe?”
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Apart
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Apart
“I’d like to drug you sometime,” Malsi said, smiling, twisted two fingertips in, shot a staple into ær neck—
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Shoulder Angel
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Shoulder Angel
The khan sits in her tent and humours the emissary from the Empire to the west.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sacrifice
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Sacrifice
Content notices for: dubious consent
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sometimes when I'm having trouble getting started on anything, I go on the site and hit "random" a few times, read one of my old bits that I don't remember that well, see if shakes anything loose. I still like this one.
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Lunacy
There’s a bunch of ways to do magic.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Lasso
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Lasso
“T wouldn’t know what to do if she wasn’t pissed about something,” she sighs.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Related to "mistaking Sartha as fundamentally important to war against the Empire is buying into a fascist bullshit Great Man Wunderwaffe theory of warfare"; I expounded a frequent idea of mine re: "um mechs aren't even practical"— oh look it's right on the preview card
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vermin
The mech is the ideal fascist battlefield hero: an unreasoning terror weapon that walks like a man.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Cyberwear: Defeat
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Cyberwear: Defeat
It’s been five years since they fitted Trina’s prosthetics.
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Pilgrimage
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Monologues: Magistrix Paramount (V)
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Monologues: Magistrix Paramount (V)
“Fffffffuck,” Kira says, as the unmistakeable sounds of mayhem break out in another room. She rummages through the desk drawers she’s ransacking a little...
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"problematic spice tolerance gap" yeah I kinda wrote that, too hey @estrogenandspite.bsky.social, remember that one? brain-implant.tech/writing/titl...
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Sufficiently Intense
With apologies, because “Any sufficiently intense curry is indistinguishable from smut” is one heck of a line.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It always feels prohibitively rude to quote a stranger's hornypost with "oh I wrote a story like that—" but. like. when you've written a bunch (and follow cool people) the moment arises surprisingly often anyway, "you have to forcefem masc dykes now"—may I present brain-implant.tech/writing/titl...
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Loadout — II
“Hey.”
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"we need a more energetic, religious way to worship cthulhu! we're doing a schism!!! a schism!!!!" "what do you call it?" "tentacostal"
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Prey
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Prey
Content notices for: consensual non-consent kink scene; use of the word "rape" within a CNC scene by a participant to describe what's happening
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Coiled
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Coiled
“It feels so good to be held,” she murmurs.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
TKO
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TKO
“Dum-dum,” Yuki says, condescendingly fond.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
New Temptations of Lust Dept. (XXII)
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New Temptations of Lust Dept. (XXII)
“Oh shit, look,” Pamnaxxa says, pointing.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Pragmatism
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Pragmatism
Make Up A Criminal — Bounty Hunter who you gave yourself up to to avoid another
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Ooh, speakin' of vampires, I think there might be something in this one for the mechsplo crowd
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Party People
Demoncember writing prompt — Demon who got summoned by a vampire hoping for an easy meal. But the demon blood is not going to agree with them
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"it's not about sweat or musk, it's about the foot's softness and vulnerability" maybe I should actually link the vampire4vampire one—
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V4V
Dreamwidth Vamptober writing prompt: @meli_writes — Vampire whose bites just really fucking hurt — did you expect some magic bullshit?
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Jaccomarchiadus
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Jaccomarchiadus
Make Up A Criminal‬ — Thief who shouldn’t have tried on the shiny thing they stole
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
...Okay. This one wouldn't go in a smut anthology, but I'm gonna repost it just because
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Librarian
Two different events book spaces in the back of the community library, and Evie amuses herself a little by watching scared little newbies wander in from the...
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Ribbon
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Ribbon
Every story ends: made visible, the woman leaves forever.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Hand and Foot
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Hand and Foot
Bloody Shelby looked at the gun, and looked at the cards, and began to lay them out.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
First Aid Kittens: Renegotiation
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First Aid Kittens: Renegotiation
“Fluff?” First Aid Kitten Socks says in a small, sleepy voice, on Fluff’s couch in front of an old movie with a quilt tucked over them, head heavy on...
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
First Aid Kittens: Ewephoria
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First Aid Kittens: Ewephoria
“I get a frisson just hearing you say ‘predator’ — I’m such a prey animal. Can I see your claws?”
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Shattered Avalon: Morgant Fatata
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Shattered Avalon: Morgant Fatata
She imagined no such durance as this.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Petition
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Petition
Make Up A Criminal — Warlord who is always followed by the line of their petitioners
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
New Temptations of Lust Dept. (XXI)
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New Temptations of Lust Dept. (XXI)
“Hellish,” Pamnaxxa agrees from behind huge sunglasses.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
shot, chaser (VI)
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shot, chaser (VI)
Kandi would know what to say. Antsy doesn’t.
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Daemon (XXII)
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Daemon (XXII)
“I’ve got tickets to a gig next week!” Bell says brightly from the door of Sarah’s workroom. “You want in?”
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
First Aid Kittens: Punchable
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First Aid Kittens: Punchable
“Socks,” First Aid Kitten Whiskers says, sliding along Fluff’s couch until she’s leaning on Socks’ shoulder, batting her eyelids. “Sooooocks. Is it true you...
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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
First Aid Kittens: Pickup Line
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First Aid Kittens: Pickup Line
“Fluff! Make this guy go away!”
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