Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Dirk Fridgemeat: The Further Further Adventures of Dirk Fridgemeat brain-implant.techDirk Fridgemeat: The Further Further Adventures of Dirk FridgemeatHands hammer on the cargo lifter’s hatch. “Fridgemeat! Open up!” 011
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Negotiations brain-implant.techNegotiationsWe have researched the concept of a worker’s union, the ship informs her. 044
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ball brain-implant.techBall“It’s a ball,” the dirter says, sounding embarrassed, as if acutely aware that sounds stupid. 021
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026fazione (VII) brain-implant.techfazione (VII)Domestic ordinariness is somehow wonderful. 141
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Unstoppable Werewolf Instinct (XX) brain-implant.techUnstoppable Werewolf Instinct (XX)”…Shirts?” Gemma says blankly. 152
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Dingo Unit: Disambiguation brain-implant.techDingo Unit: Disambiguation“I’m getting wife time for this,” xie says. “So unless you want me to wife you....” 253
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Career brain-implant.techCareer“They call it Sodomy Doll.” 6268
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Hut brain-implant.techHut“It’s,” she says feebly, “it’s how the men talk. It’s just — you understand.” 074
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026shot, chaser (X) brain-implant.techshot, chaser (X)Maybe Antsy dissociates a little, sitting in dulled pain and covered in drying blood. 082
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026shot, chaser (IX) brain-implant.techshot, chaser (IX)“Where do you think you’re going?” Antsy says, loud and brisk and unfriendly. 042
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026shot, chaser (VIII) brain-implant.techshot, chaser (VIII)A feeling gathers, like a storm-warning headache. She stays where she is, loose, hands empty and visible. 053
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026shot, chaser (VII) brain-implant.techshot, chaser (VII)It’ll be fine. 153
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Magnum Opus (II) brain-implant.techMagnum Opus (II)“Alvin,” he says. “Alvin Frankenstein. Of the Boston Frankensteins.” 153
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Laying on Hands brain-implant.techLaying on Hands“How long,” Bettina says, high-pitched, “is this…safe?” 022
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Apart brain-implant.techApart“I’d like to drug you sometime,” Malsi said, smiling, twisted two fingertips in, shot a staple into ær neck— 0113
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Shoulder Angel brain-implant.techShoulder AngelThe khan sits in her tent and humours the emissary from the Empire to the west. 185
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Sacrifice brain-implant.techSacrificeContent notices for: dubious consent 062
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Sometimes when I'm having trouble getting started on anything, I go on the site and hit "random" a few times, read one of my old bits that I don't remember that well, see if shakes anything loose. I still like this one.brain-implant.techLunacyThere’s a bunch of ways to do magic. 052
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Lasso brain-implant.techLasso“T wouldn’t know what to do if she wasn’t pissed about something,” she sighs. 053
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Related to "mistaking Sartha as fundamentally important to war against the Empire is buying into a fascist bullshit Great Man Wunderwaffe theory of warfare"; I expounded a frequent idea of mine re: "um mechs aren't even practical"— oh look it's right on the preview cardbrain-implant.techverminThe mech is the ideal fascist battlefield hero: an unreasoning terror weapon that walks like a man. 0115
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Cyberwear: Defeat brain-implant.techCyberwear: DefeatIt’s been five years since they fitted Trina’s prosthetics. 275
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Monologues: Magistrix Paramount (V) brain-implant.techMonologues: Magistrix Paramount (V)“Fffffffuck,” Kira says, as the unmistakeable sounds of mayhem break out in another room. She rummages through the desk drawers she’s ransacking a little... 042
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026"problematic spice tolerance gap" yeah I kinda wrote that, too hey @estrogenandspite.bsky.social, remember that one? brain-implant.tech/writing/titl...brain-implant.techSufficiently IntenseWith apologies, because “Any sufficiently intense curry is indistinguishable from smut” is one heck of a line. 252
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026It always feels prohibitively rude to quote a stranger's hornypost with "oh I wrote a story like that—" but. like. when you've written a bunch (and follow cool people) the moment arises surprisingly often anyway, "you have to forcefem masc dykes now"—may I present brain-implant.tech/writing/titl...brain-implant.techLoadout — II“Hey.” 1104
Reposted by Caffeinated Otterdoctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 20/07/2026"we need a more energetic, religious way to worship cthulhu! we're doing a schism!!! a schism!!!!" "what do you call it?" "tentacostal" 87016
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Prey brain-implant.techPreyContent notices for: consensual non-consent kink scene; use of the word "rape" within a CNC scene by a participant to describe what's happening 030
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Coiled brain-implant.techCoiled“It feels so good to be held,” she murmurs. 0176
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026TKO brain-implant.techTKO“Dum-dum,” Yuki says, condescendingly fond. 01910
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026New Temptations of Lust Dept. (XXII) brain-implant.techNew Temptations of Lust Dept. (XXII)“Oh shit, look,” Pamnaxxa says, pointing. 032
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Pragmatism brain-implant.techPragmatismMake Up A Criminal — Bounty Hunter who you gave yourself up to to avoid another 042
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Ooh, speakin' of vampires, I think there might be something in this one for the mechsplo crowdbrain-implant.techParty PeopleDemoncember writing prompt — Demon who got summoned by a vampire hoping for an easy meal. But the demon blood is not going to agree with them 282
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026"it's not about sweat or musk, it's about the foot's softness and vulnerability" maybe I should actually link the vampire4vampire one—brain-implant.techV4VDreamwidth Vamptober writing prompt: @meli_writes — Vampire whose bites just really fucking hurt — did you expect some magic bullshit? 041
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Jaccomarchiadus brain-implant.techJaccomarchiadusMake Up A Criminal — Thief who shouldn’t have tried on the shiny thing they stole 022
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026...Okay. This one wouldn't go in a smut anthology, but I'm gonna repost it just becausebrain-implant.techLibrarianTwo different events book spaces in the back of the community library, and Evie amuses herself a little by watching scared little newbies wander in from the... 275
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Ribbon brain-implant.techRibbonEvery story ends: made visible, the woman leaves forever. 1165
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Hand and Foot brain-implant.techHand and FootBloody Shelby looked at the gun, and looked at the cards, and began to lay them out. 053
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 29/06/2026First Aid Kittens: Renegotiation brain-implant.techFirst Aid Kittens: Renegotiation“Fluff?” First Aid Kitten Socks says in a small, sleepy voice, on Fluff’s couch in front of an old movie with a quilt tucked over them, head heavy on... 162
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 28/06/2026First Aid Kittens: Ewephoria brain-implant.techFirst Aid Kittens: Ewephoria“I get a frisson just hearing you say ‘predator’ — I’m such a prey animal. Can I see your claws?” 083
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Shattered Avalon: Morgant Fatata brain-implant.techShattered Avalon: Morgant FatataShe imagined no such durance as this. 1137
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Petition brain-implant.techPetitionMake Up A Criminal — Warlord who is always followed by the line of their petitioners 075
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 22/06/2026New Temptations of Lust Dept. (XXI) brain-implant.techNew Temptations of Lust Dept. (XXI)“Hellish,” Pamnaxxa agrees from behind huge sunglasses. 1104
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 22/06/2026shot, chaser (VI) brain-implant.techshot, chaser (VI)Kandi would know what to say. Antsy doesn’t. 063
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Daemon (XXII) brain-implant.techDaemon (XXII)“I’ve got tickets to a gig next week!” Bell says brightly from the door of Sarah’s workroom. “You want in?” 131
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 18/06/2026First Aid Kittens: Punchable brain-implant.techFirst Aid Kittens: Punchable“Socks,” First Aid Kitten Whiskers says, sliding along Fluff’s couch until she’s leaning on Socks’ shoulder, batting her eyelids. “Sooooocks. Is it true you... 011
Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedotter.bsky.social · 18/06/2026First Aid Kittens: Pickup Line brain-implant.techFirst Aid Kittens: Pickup Line“Fluff! Make this guy go away!” 062