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Melanie Firth

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If you don’t stand for something you fall for anything.

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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 17h
Ref’s had the signal to book everyone in a yellow shirt because they’re making Arsenal look shit #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 17h
Doing that old school thing of listening & imagining the match in my head with the help of @brynlaw.bsky.social & @tonydorigo.com #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hope Leeds beat Arsenal #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FSA awards nominations are open, vote for all your favourites #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He definitely thinks Scotland Yard is in Scotland doesn’t he….
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What’s your favourite gif?
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Frustrated Panda's Office Meltdown
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hate Sunday 2pm kickoffs… another point, 5th looks good on us, here’s a halftime rainbow 🌈 #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Damn right we did @theathleticfc.bsky.social #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One last thing before bed… #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The only northern lights that matter #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They’re so scared of Trump being around anyone they can’t bribe or threaten, they sent couch fucker to stand with the other Presidents.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fuck it I refuse to learn how to spell Carabow correctly & now I don’t have to #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nice one Justin #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nice one Wilson #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
#lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#lufc
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That70s Show Kitty Pours a Drink
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Oh!!! Brenden #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is called confabulation where a person creates false memories or distorts facts… it’s common in dementia patients.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“Is that a pie stuck to the wall?” #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#lufc
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Leonardo DiCaprio: He Did The Thing!
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The loans are us saving money on wages & gambling we’re gonna sell them all therefore having a massive spending bonanza next season right? #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dugout reaction…it’s nice not having to look over/through the plastic bus shelters #lufc
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
YOU. KEEP. TAKING. THE. WRONG. 80. YEAR. OLD
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You got it.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@mellyfratelli.bsky.social I’m sure I saw you predicted some kind of scandal…. Do you have the lottery numbers for tomorrow? #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This just proper made me laugh driving home @thesquareball.net
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#lufc
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Barry Keoghan: Well, There Goes That Dream
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Handing out contract extensions like it’s HS2 #lufc
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Ben Elton's Politics Bit
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We’re handing out loans like Wonga… #lufc
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Ron Burgundy: Am I Right??
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Don’t think I’ve ever got a ticket in less than 5 minutes since way before Bielsa. Has the ballot got rid of the touts/bots or was it purely multiple block ticket buyers that ate them all up? #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Trafford has that thing doesn’t he… that mad bastard thing that a lot of really great goal keepers have, good trouble #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Pretty sure I’ve got sunstroke… open the beautiful freezing cold West Stand already #lufc
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The emergency alert went off and I dropped my phone into the barbecue.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“That’s @thesquareball.net @deansmith7.bsky.social”… me just now watching Emmerdale on catchup #lufc
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Anyway here’s my favourite eclipse photo taken with a polarzing filter on my iPhone #eclipse26
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So the “loyalty” reward for attending every home match last season (except Everton) is to be given a 50/50 chance to do the same this season… #lufc
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Nathan Fillion's 'Wait A Minute No' Reaction
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
#lufc Fernandez
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Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ITV pundits seemingly no fucking idea what pre season friendlies are for “they’ve changed the whole team” chuckle chuckle. #lufc
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Aholes Assholes
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R.E.M. @remhq.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We’re celebrating 40 years of “Fall On Me” today (the first single from the band’s fourth album Lifes Rich Pageant was released on this day in 1986). The video was filmed & directed by @michaelstipe.bsky.social
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Did everyone enjoy their energy drink breaks though… #lufc
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David Rose's WTF Reaction
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bit early guys… unless you’re all sleeping on the pitch #lufc #fuckredbull
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Keep this card in my wallet for whenever I’m asked if I have any special dietary requirements. Happy #YorkshireDay
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Did Guy Ritchie take the promo shots for the new kit #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What do we all think about the proposed all ballot ticket idea that’s been floated by the 49ers? #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Most upsetting thing about #lufc v Wrexham… colour saturation made my eyes hurt, Piroe’s haircut & knowing Shaun Harvey probably had a little chubby on at the meaningless result.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Announce new signings by casually naming them in the starting lineup for the friendlies, I dare you #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@leedsunited.com still updating on Threads is a bit of a kick in the Bluesky balls… the only people over there are those that accidentally click the wrong thing on instagram #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Birdhouse In Your Soul by They Might Be Giants on Apple Music
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Burnham’s new cabinet revealed.
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