Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 18hWe’re really fucking good, it’s not even clicked into place properly this season & we’re already giving them all a run for their billions spent. 030
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 20hRef’s had the signal to book everyone in a yellow shirt because they’re making Arsenal look shit #lufc 120
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 20hBen White being offside every time they’re on… #lufcstatic.klipy.comAgnes's Iconic Wink from WandaVisionALT: Agnes's Iconic Wink from WandaVision 010
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 21hDoing that old school thing of listening & imagining the match in my head with the help of @brynlaw.bsky.social & @tonydorigo.com #lufc 150
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 21hGet one of those branded bottles so you can do tears thing like that hilarious City fan…static.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Says Absolutely F***ing NotALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Says Absolutely F***ing Not 010
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026She’s going to grind poor people up & sell it as a health supplement to rich broligarchs obsessed with immortality. 190
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comSuccession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious PeopleALT: Succession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious People 010
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Not until he’s dead or out of office, & his cabal of dweebs have been put back in their playpens. 110
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Apparently there’s a right-wing war on empathy & Kemi is unsurprisingly auditioning for a starring role. 010
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026FSA awards nominations are open, vote for all your favourites #lufcsurveymonkey.comFSA Awards 2026 NominationsTake this survey powered by surveymonkey.com. Create your own surveys for free. 000
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comDisaster Girl Meme: PirómanoALT: Disaster Girl Meme: Pirómano 010
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comDog with Troll Face ExpressionAlt: Bahoya’s dog being told he’s flying later in the week. 010
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Doesn’t like being told no…static.klipy.comStephen Colbert Says AllegedlyALT: Stephen Colbert Says Allegedly 170
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The arrogance of the rich, they’re always right & they’ll keep throwing money at a problem until everyone agrees. This whole collective “shocked” response… we all knew they were cheating right? We just didn’t know how to prove it, not to mention the distinct lack of willingness to look into it. 020
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026People who say this kind of shit are “I’m not really a music person” & those people scare me. 0111
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Lovely article leaving just one burning question… what kind of dog does Bahoya have?static.klipy.comCurious Michael ScottALT: Curious Michael Scott 000
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m not gonna pretend I’m not sceptical about Burnham but fuck it, if he does half of what he’s just set out then he’ll be more effective than any of the last 7(? I’ve lost count) placeholders. 3150
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What a raging asshole this guy is, how anyone believes his bumpkin schtick or finds him funny is unfathomable. 020
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He definitely thinks Scotland Yard is in Scotland doesn’t he…. 000
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Can’t think of anything worse. As a lone female match attending fan I know I’m an anomaly & I’m pretty sure it would impact my attendance considerably, if not end it completely. 270
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026And he’ll preemptively pardon every one of them to ensure nobody is ever held accountable. 271
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What’s your favourite gif?static.klipy.comFrustrated Panda's Office MeltdownALT: Frustrated Panda's Office Meltdown 010
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Haven’t watched it since Jurgen… Hollywood’s behaviour towards him made me really fucking uncomfortable. 040
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I imagine alcohol consumption is a big factor, I don’t drink before any match so my behaviour doesn’t really change regardless of the day but I do struggle on Sundays. 130
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Innit, bet we don’t get another game before sundown all season, can’t be letting people know that a ground with atmosphere is more valuable than spunking millions on fancy stadiums. 120
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Spoiling us…static.klipy.comRaphinha's Goal CelebrationALT: Raphinha's Goal Celebration 000
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Hate Sunday 2pm kickoffs… another point, 5th looks good on us, here’s a halftime rainbow 🌈 #lufc 071
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ran as fast as my fingers could take me over to see the response to this in the other place… 10 out of 10 didn’t disappoint, multiple mentions of Gnonto & Ramazani.static.klipy.comConan O'Brien on StageALT: Conan O'Brien on Stage 020
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“I need my foot for everything”… Me:static.klipy.comMaggie Smith's Amused GiggleALT: Maggie Smith's Amused Giggle 010
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Damn right we did @theathleticfc.bsky.social #lufc 070
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026static.klipy.comJeff Bridges The DudeALT: Jeff Bridges The Dude 000
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026They’re so scared of Trump being around anyone they can’t bribe or threaten, they sent couch fucker to stand with the other Presidents. 011
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Fuck it I refuse to learn how to spell Carabow correctly & now I don’t have to #lufc 010
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026He can get in the bin & take these 2 chuckling fucks commentating with him. 050
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026#lufcstatic.klipy.comThat70s Show Kitty Pours a DrinkALT: That70s Show Kitty Pours a Drink 010
Reposted by Melanie FirthMelanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Oh!!! Brenden #lufcmedia.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with a slight smirk on his faceALT: a close up of a man 's face with a slight smirk on his face 041
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It’s because I’ve just got home Beren, sorry everyone. 110
Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Hope they enjoy their apology letter, I’m sure someone will read it for Keef. 110