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Melanie Firth

@melfirth.bsky.social
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If you don’t stand for something you fall for anything.

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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 18h
We’re really fucking good, it’s not even clicked into place properly this season & we’re already giving them all a run for their billions spent.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 20h
Absolutely unashamedly.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 20h
Ref’s had the signal to book everyone in a yellow shirt because they’re making Arsenal look shit #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 20h
Ben White being offside every time they’re on… #lufc
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Agnes's Iconic Wink from WandaVision
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 21h
Doing that old school thing of listening & imagining the match in my head with the help of @brynlaw.bsky.social & @tonydorigo.com #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 21h
He’s such an unequivocal imbecile.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 21h
Happy Birthday 🎂
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 21h
Get one of those branded bottles so you can do tears thing like that hilarious City fan…
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Leonardo DiCaprio Says Absolutely F***ing Not
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She’s going to grind poor people up & sell it as a health supplement to rich broligarchs obsessed with immortality.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hope Leeds beat Arsenal #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can’t wait to see these all together.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Succession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious People
ALT: Succession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious People
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not until he’s dead or out of office, & his cabal of dweebs have been put back in their playpens.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apparently there’s a right-wing war on empathy & Kemi is unsurprisingly auditioning for a starring role.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FSA awards nominations are open, vote for all your favourites #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Disaster Girl Meme: Pirómano
ALT: Disaster Girl Meme: Pirómano
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Dog with Troll Face Expression
Alt: Bahoya’s dog being told he’s flying later in the week.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doesn’t like being told no…
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Stephen Colbert Says Allegedly
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The arrogance of the rich, they’re always right & they’ll keep throwing money at a problem until everyone agrees. This whole collective “shocked” response… we all knew they were cheating right? We just didn’t know how to prove it, not to mention the distinct lack of willingness to look into it.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People who say this kind of shit are “I’m not really a music person” & those people scare me.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lovely article leaving just one burning question… what kind of dog does Bahoya have?
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Curious Michael Scott
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m not gonna pretend I’m not sceptical about Burnham but fuck it, if he does half of what he’s just set out then he’ll be more effective than any of the last 7(? I’ve lost count) placeholders.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What a raging asshole this guy is, how anyone believes his bumpkin schtick or finds him funny is unfathomable.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He definitely thinks Scotland Yard is in Scotland doesn’t he….
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can’t think of anything worse. As a lone female match attending fan I know I’m an anomaly & I’m pretty sure it would impact my attendance considerably, if not end it completely.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And he’ll preemptively pardon every one of them to ensure nobody is ever held accountable.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What’s your favourite gif?
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Frustrated Panda's Office Meltdown
ALT: Frustrated Panda's Office Meltdown
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Haven’t watched it since Jurgen… Hollywood’s behaviour towards him made me really fucking uncomfortable.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I imagine alcohol consumption is a big factor, I don’t drink before any match so my behaviour doesn’t really change regardless of the day but I do struggle on Sundays.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Innit, bet we don’t get another game before sundown all season, can’t be letting people know that a ground with atmosphere is more valuable than spunking millions on fancy stadiums.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spoiling us…
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Raphinha's Goal Celebration
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hate Sunday 2pm kickoffs… another point, 5th looks good on us, here’s a halftime rainbow 🌈 #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ran as fast as my fingers could take me over to see the response to this in the other place… 10 out of 10 didn’t disappoint, multiple mentions of Gnonto & Ramazani.
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Conan O'Brien on Stage
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“I need my foot for everything”… Me:
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Maggie Smith's Amused Giggle
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
His face…
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Damn right we did @theathleticfc.bsky.social #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One last thing before bed… #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The only northern lights that matter #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Jeff Bridges The Dude
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They’re so scared of Trump being around anyone they can’t bribe or threaten, they sent couch fucker to stand with the other Presidents.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fuck it I refuse to learn how to spell Carabow correctly & now I don’t have to #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He can get in the bin & take these 2 chuckling fucks commentating with him.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nice one Justin #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nice one Wilson #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
#lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#lufc
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That70s Show Kitty Pours a Drink
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Oh!!! Brenden #lufc
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s because I’ve just got home Beren, sorry everyone.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hope they enjoy their apology letter, I’m sure someone will read it for Keef.
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Melanie Firth @melfirth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Will Patrons is a menace isn’t he.
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