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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 she/her; i'm just a silly trans girl in portland who loves her wife, @rosanthwyn.online, and cat, kitty pryde. i write javascript for cash and jokes for spite. Half of @crystalline.blog melaniekat.com profile pic by @theaveragejoey.bsky.social

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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 26/09/2026
i do genuinely like the new wolverine game, but i'm just not used to taylor sheridan playing wolverine ★ melaniekat.com/lol/f05de19f
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The Average Day Joey @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
something sweet & something scary..
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yea dude no shit that’s why it mostly works. Those are load bearing furries.
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 17/09/2026
my opinion of the matrix movies is similar to lgbt. i identify with the first and fourth. ★ melaniekat.com/lol/f891b7a9
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 27/07/2026
Just in case you still use any Basecamp products, DHH is crashing out about his AI product gently pointing out that it’s bad for him to have extermination fantasies about the Roma people.
DHH tweet saying “This is why we need competition and open weights in Al. Imagine a world where only Anthropic sat as the moral arbiter of acceptable speech. Fucking ridiculous. (Grok of course did it no problem, same too with Kimi K).” when presented with his blog post using a slur about the Roma people.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I believe watching an Apple live event in 2026 can be grounds for an involuntary psychiatric hold in at least some states
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 09/09/2026
my wife and i are officially a family. that’s right, we ate at olive garden together. ★ melaniekat.com/lol/6440063e
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 09/09/2026
Metal Wife, Metal Life ★ melaniekat.com/blog/metal-wife
Two square images for the games. Metal Eden features a woman in the air pointing a gun at three baddies. Metal Garden features a rustic concrete wall.
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 07/09/2026
i have got to make some big life changes. two people in one week told me they were "too offline" to understand what i was talking about. ★ melaniekat.com/lol/f83dff0c
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 07/09/2026
i've never cashed a paycheck. i just live off all my coke rewards points. ★ melaniekat.com/lol/ee12100b
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 06/09/2026
house of leaves book review: this is not a healthy book. books only do this when they’re stressed. ★ melaniekat.com/lol/8b49919c
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Heeled Advantage theonion.com/home-heeled-advantage
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Heeled Advantage
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Noel Is A Man's Name @nobadnoel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A proud father supporting his trans daughter
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 04/09/2026
It's One Website ★ melaniekat.com/blog/one-site/
A hand sketch of the new layout of this website.
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 03/09/2026
camp miasma plays among us: "little death vented!" ★ melaniekat.com/lol/b5c7b3ad
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 03/09/2026
i know what you're thinking: melanie, turn off echofeed before you do a big redesign of your website. well, sorry, too late now. happy "it's one website"
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 31/08/2026
happy birthday hatsune miku!
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 26/08/2026
weird that no one was saying they needed to rewatch The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas yesterday. ★ melkat.lol/p/e4960367
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 24/08/2026
when steve jobs invented the phrase “great artists steal,” i believe he was talking about good ideas, not making hearing aid stigmatizing pervert glasses ★ melkat.lol/p/5fe44cb9
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 24/08/2026
nothing says "i don't agree with his politics" like copying his business strategy of firing all your team members for not being onboard with your bad decisions ★ melkat.lol/p/e5c461cf
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 23/08/2026
hatsune miku invented markdown ★
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 22/08/2026
good rule of thumb: be suspicious of anyone who tries to tell you learning stuff is bad. be especially suspicious if they are saying this while trying to sell you a solution to having to learn. you are more capable than they give you credit for.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I got banned for 5 days for saying something about the president, who is a pedophile. I won't say it again, because when I came back, I immediately posted something about it and it got removed immediately. So I won't say that, about "Pedo Prez". Lesson learned.
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Chris Weisiger @byobattleship.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Climb the tower, kill the boss, and maybe make the world a better place! After three years of hard work, my cyberpunk match-3 roguelike TORMENT HEXUS is now in Early Access! Check it out, and spread the word! store.steampowered.com/app/3238420/...
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Technofascist cyberpunk CEOs must die! Charge spells with the match-3 grid, then cast them on your enemies in turn-based tactical roguelike combat. Climb the tower, kill the boss, and maybe make the w...
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Vivian Rosanthwyn @rosanthwyn.online · 15/08/2026
Camp Miasma is my new favorite Jane Schoenbrun movie, it rules so much.
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 14/08/2026
big walk (2026)
poster for the comedy tv series Alone Together. yellow with a guy and gal laying on their back, gal holding up a phone. they are sharing earbuds.
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 13/08/2026
pokemon bank is a consumer electronic service, not a bank. banking services provided by bill's pc llc. ★ melkat.lol/p/5d833819
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 13/08/2026
Pretty Good (2011) ★ melkat.pics/p/pretty-good
Pretty Good, Whoops. Panel 1 creature looks in to the camera next to an outlet with a cable plugged in. Panel 2 creature notices outlet. Panel 3 creature frowns at unplugged cable.Pretty Good, Ooo! Panel 1 creature sees a balloon. Panel 2 creature looks through the balloon and it enlarges their face. Panel 3 creature sticks out tongue at the balloon.Pretty Good, Ahh! Panel 1 creature stares at camera. Panel 2 creature is closer and grinning. Panel 3 creature is real close and opening their mouth wide.Pretty Good, Ugh. One panel creature moans at TV.
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 12/08/2026
i was flipping through my birth week's TV Guide magazine and they weren't too sure about the staying power of this new show coming to Sunday night's on Fox called "The Simpsons." they also weren't sure how long alphabet expert Vanna White would be turning letters on Wheel of Fortune. #BornInToTV
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 09/08/2026
i’d give you five bags of popcorn and that is why you are tonight’s popcorn classic ★ melkat.lol/p/d178217f
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Drew Shields (commissions closed) @gnarlyghost.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Cyberyuri commission
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 06/08/2026
alt text is important, but you can also mute the phrase "alt text" to protect you from discourse💡
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aleks @aleksandraht.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Metal Garden is coming to Nintendo Switch!!! And it's out in a month!! Huge huge thanks to @sourcemacchiato.com and @rosanthwyn.online for all the work they've been doing on it!! I hope you'll have fun with it! 😊
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Vivian Rosanthwyn @rosanthwyn.online · 01/08/2026
I have added a bunch more flags to my wife's pride frames thingy! pride.melaniekat.com
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Surround yourself with pride flags
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 01/08/2026
the worst part of posting jokes online is the replies. they’re always saying “stop” and “you’re not funny, you’re just annoying” ★ melkat.lol/p/7fb532e4
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Crystalline Blog @crystalline.blog · 29/07/2026
i’m moving on out of the fever dream (haken’s in a fever dream ep is very good) crystalline.blog/posts/im-moving-on…
Blood red surroundings. There is a crevice, through which you can see a dark sky(?). There’s a light that shines on a decapitated human that is sitting in a chair, with 4 sharp appendages, casting a long shadow.
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Are you The Odyssey because you’re The only Odd I See!! you look crazyyyyy the fuck you do to ur hair bitch!!!
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 16/07/2026
wives of rockstar? more like wives of indie game devs amirite ★ melkat.lol/p/62f606b4
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 13/07/2026
My Podroll ★ melkat.blog/p/podroll
A three by two grid of podcast cover art from the podcasts mentioned below
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 08/07/2026
what is more specific: saying you are from los angeles or making a vague waving gesture? ★ melkat.lol/p/c738f368
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 02/07/2026
tim schafer is hunter schafer's dad ★
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 15/06/2026
dear mister government, i heard slack was woke, can you ban it too? ★ melkat.lol/p/0669b3b1
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 08/06/2026
i should start throwing huge events to announce when i have no plans or ideas ★ melkat.lol/p/4f173aac
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Crystalline Blog @crystalline.blog · 08/06/2026
Things I’ve Enjoyed Recently crystalline.blog/posts/things-ive-e…
A collage of papers, pills, and a cigarette on a red background. One of the papers show symbols with descriptions. Most of the papers are torn.
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Vivian Rosanthwyn @rosanthwyn.online · 03/06/2026
I was at PIGCON! rosanthwyn.online/posts/pigcon/
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Hiperfoco em ativos (financeiros) @r3ds.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Junho
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BOLD:\\ networked newt action @boldgame.online · 31/05/2026
we are at @pigsquad.com PIGCON! find us at the bring your own game showcase in the main hall today
front on photo of lead dev Mae L'Heroeck showcasing BOLD Networked Newt Action on steam deck
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melanie kat @melaniekat.com · 30/05/2026
they like to say house of leaves can’t be an ebook because of how it’s written. these people have never seen a tech company’s codebase. ★ melkat.lol/p/375b2cb3
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Dave Shumka @daveshumka.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Yeah, I got an STD:
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
FUCKED UP JEOPARDY. AFTER 100,000 YEARS. IT RETURNS. FEATURING JESSE FARRAR, NICK WIGER, DAN O'SULLIVAN, AND A MYSTERY THE NASTIEST GAME SHOW ONLINE. SATURDAY, MAY 23RD
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