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Melanie Brown

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Mathematician. Musician. College Professor. Mom. Not *that* Mel B.

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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This nightmare continues. In addition to the usual ones from a few weeks ago, we now have: - NH-2 (just D) - NH governor - NY governor (just R) - VT Lt governor (just D) - VT governor I'm so ready for Election Day to get here so the ads will all go away.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Enjoyed this article about the growing number of men adopting cats, bucking gender stereotypes. Apparently Mamdani is allergic to cats, but has been getting allergy shots because his wife wants to adopt one. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/s...
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Dave Franco, Jordan Poole and Other Everyday Cat Dads Are Redefining Gender Stereotypes (Gift Article)
We’re living in the age of the “cat dad” and he’s being used to sell premium cat products and talk about healthy masculinity.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The salt shaker! Were you trying to protect your family from witches? It *is* getting to be spooky season again!
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Hocus Pocus Witches Casting Spell
Alt: Hocus Pocus Witches Casting Spell
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I requested! I'm only on Bluesky for the cats and the news, but the cats are what I check first everyday!
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wheel just ended. Kelly Ayotte reminded us she's running for NH governor. And then Anthony Constantino approved this message for NY-21.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Update: It's Gendebien. We just had one of his ads, the one with the manure spraying in the background.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And the ad break before that brought us messages from both Anthony Constantino AND Blake Gendarbien (sp?) (NY-21).
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh fun. Here's an ad from an anti-Sununu PAC (NH Senate) followed by an anti-Pappas PAC ad (also NH Senate)
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The midterms have turned my TV in Northern Vermont into an election ad hellscape. We are in the NH and NY media markets, so watching Jeopardy means sitting through NH Senate ads and NY-21 ads. Plus our own governor remembered that he should campaign for re-election. Sheesh.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I almost did! It took me a second to figure out what was going on when I saw the tube of toothpaste come out!
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If only. It *did* look like he was cleaning his teeth to put in his Invisalign. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The funny part is that we were talking about Calculus (the math kind, not the dental plaque kind). I couldn't make the joke with him because I was trying to ignore the awkwardness of him spitting out toothpaste right across the camera line-of-sight 😂
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In a first for me, a student meeting for virtual office hours took his phone (and therefore me) to the bathroom so he could brush his teeth. Camera on the entire time! I applaud a commitment to dental hygiene, but perhaps not while we're talking about math class...
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My husband and I have different last names. The cats took his last name, and it causes minor chaos finding them in the systems whenever I call the vet or the pharmacy 😂
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We got some packages delivered today. Unfortunately, we'll never know what was inside.
A large brown tabby sits on two boxes. One box is from Costco.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There is plenty about back-to-school to make a professor like me cranky. However, I had forgotten over the summer the simple pleasure of coming home and changing into jammies immediately. Bliss!
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So cool! All I can think about now is the line from Walk Hard when Dewey has reached his Brian Wilson phase... (Momb and Dade strike me as the type of people who have seen that movie...)
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In our house, this was our first reaction, too
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
iconic Hallmark movie setup actually!!!!!!!!! can the homeowner be a divorcée who impulsively bought a disaster of a house on a remote island just to get away from her big city ex, and can the builder be a kindly local hunk with a large dog who works for his dad and lost his side many years ago
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My parents live in Florida, and Mom did a quick-change on her porch Manatee in honor of Dolly Parton 🩷🦋
A concrete Manatee statue is dress like Dolly Parton, with a blonde wig and pink dress. The sign next to the statue says "We Will Always Love You"
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes, when someone dies, what helps me is thinking about how wonderful it is that they were even alive in the first place. Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 25/08/2026
everybody is (rightfully) remembering her incredible charity work, the 300 million books and counting for kids, the moderna vaccine, all of it she also wrote 'I Will Always Love You' and 'Jolene' on the same dang day. absolutely peerless
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm absolutely gutted. May we all aim to live our lives in a way that she did, with great joy and great compassion. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Dolly Parton, country music icon, dies at 80
Her death came after in May 2026 she announced she was canceling a Las Vegas show and said she’d been undergoing treatment for kidney stones for several years.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
TCBY White Chocolate Mousse, specifically
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
And just that fast, my applesauce pouch was taken by my 5yo. I may steal *his* mango fruit snacks as revenge.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A mother's love is trading the M&Ms with one kid and the mango fruit snacks with the other, knowing that you'll end up with three strawberry Bobos. Sigh.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
King Arthur doesn't mess around!
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Birders of Bluesky: A broad-winged hawk moved into my yard and is VERY chatty. We spotted her last week and thought she was a red-shoulder, but I heard her call just now. Unmistakeably broad-winged!
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
He's now told me that I need to listen for various Star Trek actors along the way. I was able to ID Jonathan Frakes pretty quickly. Marina Sirtis took me longer.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
That's what happens when you have friends in low places!
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is 100% something my husband would do
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Y'all. At my husband's behest, I'm finally watching Gargoyles. It's so good!
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This will get played many times in my classes this fall, as my college students prepare to vote, most likely for the first time.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I agree! I have been privileged to perform in several concerts for incarcerated audiences. Each was an intensely moving experience for me. In those moments, the music was a reminder of our shared humanity, regardless of the circumstance that brought us to that space.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I never get tired of the pelican videos. And that look at the end? Perfection!
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Douglas Whopper
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My kids are watching Gravity Falls today. As a bell rang on the show, I realized that it's like Widow's Bay for the younger set.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It's wild to me that we in Northern New England have the highest storm risk in the country today! The sky here in my corner of Vermont is currently an ominous shade of orange from wildfire smoke pushed in ahead of the storms.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Lola - are you Canadian? I'm American, but I've been on the Provincial Conservatives' mailing list since accidentally going to a campaign event in Saint John, NB in 2015.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Any moth experts want to tell me who is on my front door right now? It's about 4-5 inches across.
A large moth on a glass door
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Vermonter here! Aside from the wild storms on Thursday, you picked a spectacular week to visit, weather-wise!
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ours is an Oxo one fwiw. Super satisfying to pit cherries now. We're not olive people, but it also works for olives. Happy Pitting!
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Naive question: Do you have a cherry-pitting gadget? We have one, and it's super fun to use.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Chaperoning my kids' field trips is now one of my favorite things for precisely this reason. This year alone, I was able to go: -Apple-picking to learn about pollinators -Sailing on Lake Champlain -To the State House, watch the legislature at work, and MEET THE GOVERNOR
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This little gem popped back into my head this evening for No Reason At All. (I deeply enjoyed playing this as a young clarinetist)
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March of the Belgian Paratroopers by Pierre Leemans/arr. James Swearingen
YouTube video by Hal Leonard Concert Band
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Move over, Tower of London! We have ravens at our Little League ballpark! I heard them calling tonight!
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Steve Carell
ALT: Steve Carell
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I live in Vermont, and the joke up here is to never leave your car unlocked in the summer, lest you find yourself with a seat full of your neighbor's extra squash/zucchini/cucumbers.
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