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Melanie Brown

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Mathematician. Musician. College Professor. Mom. Not *that* Mel B.

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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This nightmare continues. In addition to the usual ones from a few weeks ago, we now have: - NH-2 (just D) - NH governor - NY governor (just R) - VT Lt governor (just D) - VT governor I'm so ready for Election Day to get here so the ads will all go away.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Enjoyed this article about the growing number of men adopting cats, bucking gender stereotypes. Apparently Mamdani is allergic to cats, but has been getting allergy shots because his wife wants to adopt one. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/s...
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Dave Franco, Jordan Poole and Other Everyday Cat Dads Are Redefining Gender Stereotypes (Gift Article)
We’re living in the age of the “cat dad” and he’s being used to sell premium cat products and talk about healthy masculinity.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The midterms have turned my TV in Northern Vermont into an election ad hellscape. We are in the NH and NY media markets, so watching Jeopardy means sitting through NH Senate ads and NY-21 ads. Plus our own governor remembered that he should campaign for re-election. Sheesh.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In a first for me, a student meeting for virtual office hours took his phone (and therefore me) to the bathroom so he could brush his teeth. Camera on the entire time! I applaud a commitment to dental hygiene, but perhaps not while we're talking about math class...
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My husband and I have different last names. The cats took his last name, and it causes minor chaos finding them in the systems whenever I call the vet or the pharmacy 😂
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We got some packages delivered today. Unfortunately, we'll never know what was inside.
A large brown tabby sits on two boxes. One box is from Costco.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There is plenty about back-to-school to make a professor like me cranky. However, I had forgotten over the summer the simple pleasure of coming home and changing into jammies immediately. Bliss!
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In our house, this was our first reaction, too
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
iconic Hallmark movie setup actually!!!!!!!!! can the homeowner be a divorcée who impulsively bought a disaster of a house on a remote island just to get away from her big city ex, and can the builder be a kindly local hunk with a large dog who works for his dad and lost his side many years ago
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My parents live in Florida, and Mom did a quick-change on her porch Manatee in honor of Dolly Parton 🩷🦋
A concrete Manatee statue is dress like Dolly Parton, with a blonde wig and pink dress. The sign next to the statue says "We Will Always Love You"
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes, when someone dies, what helps me is thinking about how wonderful it is that they were even alive in the first place. Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 25/08/2026
everybody is (rightfully) remembering her incredible charity work, the 300 million books and counting for kids, the moderna vaccine, all of it she also wrote 'I Will Always Love You' and 'Jolene' on the same dang day. absolutely peerless
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm absolutely gutted. May we all aim to live our lives in a way that she did, with great joy and great compassion. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Dolly Parton, country music icon, dies at 80
Her death came after in May 2026 she announced she was canceling a Las Vegas show and said she’d been undergoing treatment for kidney stones for several years.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A mother's love is trading the M&Ms with one kid and the mango fruit snacks with the other, knowing that you'll end up with three strawberry Bobos. Sigh.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Birders of Bluesky: A broad-winged hawk moved into my yard and is VERY chatty. We spotted her last week and thought she was a red-shoulder, but I heard her call just now. Unmistakeably broad-winged!
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is 100% something my husband would do
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Y'all. At my husband's behest, I'm finally watching Gargoyles. It's so good!
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This will get played many times in my classes this fall, as my college students prepare to vote, most likely for the first time.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Douglas Whopper
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My kids are watching Gravity Falls today. As a bell rang on the show, I realized that it's like Widow's Bay for the younger set.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It's wild to me that we in Northern New England have the highest storm risk in the country today! The sky here in my corner of Vermont is currently an ominous shade of orange from wildfire smoke pushed in ahead of the storms.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Any moth experts want to tell me who is on my front door right now? It's about 4-5 inches across.
A large moth on a glass door
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Chaperoning my kids' field trips is now one of my favorite things for precisely this reason. This year alone, I was able to go: -Apple-picking to learn about pollinators -Sailing on Lake Champlain -To the State House, watch the legislature at work, and MEET THE GOVERNOR
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This little gem popped back into my head this evening for No Reason At All. (I deeply enjoyed playing this as a young clarinetist)
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March of the Belgian Paratroopers by Pierre Leemans/arr. James Swearingen
YouTube video by Hal Leonard Concert Band
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Move over, Tower of London! We have ravens at our Little League ballpark! I heard them calling tonight!
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
We watched the fireworks at Smuggler's Notch. Some kids gave my kids glow bracelets. It was a clear and cool evening in the Green Mountains. It was the perfect way to celebrate. Happy 250th, America!
Fireworks in the sky over the mountains. You can see a chairlift in the lower right corner since this was at a ski resort.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Vermont (under an Excessive Heat Warning):
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Nelly - Hot In Herre (Music Video Clip)
ALT: Nelly - Hot In Herre (Music Video Clip)
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The Tartan Army in Florida got to my parents' Porch Manatee!
A Manatee statue with a traffic cone on his head
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Let me tell you, it's surreal watching Widow's Bay with an actual descendant of Richard Warren.... (My husband is descended from all of the big Mayflower names, including Mr. Warren)
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alga-haul!
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Jamie Foxx - Blame It On The Alcohol
ALT: Jamie Foxx - Blame It On The Alcohol
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
ALGAEBTQ+ has anyone done this yet?
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Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️#OFMDForLife🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡 @sevensugars.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19
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Isabel, booonyavirus wonk @isabelott.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
An interesting thread from a month ago that predicted exactly what we’re seeing in the reflecting pool now (peeling up, prolific microbial activity)
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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High School Musical: We're All In This Together Dance
ALT: High School Musical: We're All In This Together Dance
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The kind of smirk you make when you have strategically laid down on top of Lake Superior and a few key pieces of Canada, thus preventing the small human from finishing his puzzle. Well played, Porthos.
A large brown tabby is "helping" his family do a puzzle that is a map of the United States.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It's fun when a timeline syncs up like this!
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It was so hot in Vermont yesterday that our coconut oil melted on the kitchen counter 🫠 (We hadn't put in the ACs yet)
A jar of coconut oil, but the oil melted because there was a Heat Advisory.
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Dejan Pantic @serbianism.com · 06/06/2026
Adorable young kestrels surprised by a butterfly.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This was my 2nd year coaching tee ball, and my team had their Jamboree today. Y'all - getting little kids excited about baseball is SO MUCH FUN! I'm so proud of my Dragons and my heart is full 🐉⚾
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
River of Dreams was *my* first Billy Joel album. I was a kid, and my parents had his earlier stuff, but this one was all mine. It's still in regular rotation for me.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I got our cat a treat puzzle, and it's fantastic! We also learned that he's left-handed, which means we are now officially a major leftie household! 5/5 Highly recommend!
A fluffy brown tabby hunts for treats in a car puzzle feeder. The puzzle has leaves that swivel and lady bugs that slide in tracks, and a cat needs to manipulate the pieces in order to access the hidden treats.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Happy Start of Summer for Phineas and Ferb! Ferb - I know what we're going to do today! (We had our last tee ball practice)
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Summer Vacation Days Ending
Alt: Opening sequence from Phineas and Ferb. The calendar starts on June 3 and the days pages fly off to mark the 104 days of summer vacation before school comes along just to end it.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We are a Disney family, and I'm raising 3rd Gen Disney fans. My 4th grader is currently obsessed with Michael Jackson, along with all of his classmates. Naturally, this means that I introduced him to Captain Eo tonight. It's a deep cut that I doubt his friends have seen or know exists.
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Michael Jackson Smiling in Captain Eo
Alt: Michael Jackson Smiling in Captain Eo. The power of music and dance has just turned the witch into a princess.
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Cancel my appointments today. I just died of cuteness overload!
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Michael LaFrance @mlafrance.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hey @banditelli.org - some Revere, MA goslings are reporting for duty!
Two adult Canada geese sit on either side of a pile of fuzzy goslings
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
There must have been something in the air yesterday. This also reads like tee ball practice last night with a similarly squirrelly bunch!
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Melanie Brown @melaniebrown.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Who else is following the drama on \r\geographymemes? I'm Team Vermonster, although I appreciate the hustle of Nuevo New Mexico and the loyalty of the Crab Army.
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