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Meister Shake

@meistershake.bsky.social
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Toy Artistry, Monster Kid & Film Appreciation. General Fuckery and Assorted Smartassery.

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 20h
me on halloween when your house has king size candy bars
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love it when people upload movies to YouTube that aren't streaming.
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pissing Flame attack!
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@allthedamnvamps.bsky.social did you see the new Lost Boys collection at Cavity Colors?
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Leester37 @leester37.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are we ready to have the conversation that Jason X is one of the best in the series?
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What a complete set of Blind Bag Power Weapons from Savage Crucible looks like.
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyone have that new Hooded Cobra Commander know if the shoulder pads are removable?
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nobody swings around dead Cats anymore.
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was kinda fucked up that Skeletor killed Saurod when he was doing the most to get He-Man. Poor guy couldn't even defend himself bc he didn't speak Eternian.
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Sean 🎃 @manintheboxxiii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is who you had to buy weed from before legalization.
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First time this guy has hit a store shelf. I really hope Mondo gets to make him. #Wundar
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Sean 🎃 @manintheboxxiii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why do people get genuinely excited to meet YouTubers? I understand liking somebody’s content, but they’re still just some person with a camera and an internet connection. Standing in line to meet somebody because they react to movies or play video games online will never make sense to me.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@georgiecowboy shows us Bubba is ready for Halloween: 🔊 #AGoodPlace
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Glad I stopped at WM today. This guys impossible to find.
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Isaac's Haunted Beard @isaacshauntedbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey Walmart if I’m doing a return and properly pull up the the barcode to scan and it isn’t going through on your register, “I don’t know what you did” isn’t an appropriate step in solving it.
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Local Walmart is so concerned about people stealing Acolyte toys that they sealed it in a security case. You can't even give these toys away!
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This just reminded me how terrible that short was and how BAD that Jason design is.
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh shit!
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What the hell happened to Sunstreaker, Hound and Blaster after Prime landed in Autobot city and everyone else evacuated?
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mythic Legions Con Armory announcement tonight. Time to see how broke I will be.
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's Moss, man.
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's just great Toddy Mac. Are we done yet?
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Such a bummer that the trashed this place.
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Z. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 17/09/2026
If wrestling isn't real then explain this.
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When is Super 7 going to put up the next wave of Thundercats?
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Keith Goulette 🎃 @keithgdesigns.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We need more Luigis out there
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Was waiting for an elevator the other night when I felt somebody Tap my shoulder and do the Dodge and hide. MUCH to my surprise, it was Eric Roberts.🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Eric Roberts' Angry Tantrum in Stalked By My Doctor
ALT: Eric Roberts' Angry Tantrum in Stalked By My Doctor
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The audience at my Transformers The Movie screening was so lame and dead. It was like they were afraid to enjoy it.
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Boo-urns Bro Ben! 👻 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN
Post from r/AMCAListTrue (what) of a dope who pepper-sprayed people at a movie theater. I support it on principle but not action. Use a laser-pointer like me
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Decent and fun Sci-Fi Henchman or Alien from Bossfight.
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell casting his latest votes with the help of handlers:
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Weekend At Bernies: Hold The Boat!
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404 Media @404media.co · 16/09/2026
NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.
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Hackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and People
While people around the U.S. are tearing down Flock cameras, one group of hackers went a step further: extracting the camera's software too.
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Anyone know where to get a good replacement cape for this guy?
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Sammy Hain @sammyhain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you could have a Ben Cooper costume of ANY character, who would you choose?
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hated the original figure. This one rules.
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One more thing they're gonna take away from me.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 15/09/2026
RIP best fast food pizza.
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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Two new staff members were hired by Mitch McConnell today to help him get around as he returns to Congress
The two living guys from Weekend at Bernie's
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Birthday haul from my Wife. She did an excellent job!
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Congratulations to these wonderful people!
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oof those Ramen Toy not He-Man and not Skeletor look terrible. Why even bother if this took three years?
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Evacuate? In our movement of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 24/08/2026
Okay, smarty pants, how are they supposed to know what a car looks like? Literally go look at one? Just find an image of a car whose brand is immediately and easily known, a car that is in fact FAMOUS for being that brand? Who are you to say the car wasn't only one-person wide?
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@ireadmovies.com Hey the download links for the spider man novels is missing!
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Meister Shake @meistershake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anyone have any experience dealing with 5KToys customer service? Been emailing them for nearly two weeks without a response to an issue.
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🔪 c h o p p a h 🔪 @choppah.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 05/09/2026
Spend time appreciating him while he's here.
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estelle labelle. ☄️ @witchlet.gay · 04/09/2026
the greatest of friendships are forged in smut
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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is what No Scrubs was about
Skeletor hangs out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holler at you, except it’s more like the top of the vehicles and he and Clutch are barely acquaintances as I have forced this relationship upon them with mine own fingas.
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