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Megan Metzger

@meganmetzger.bsky.social
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🎬 Writer/producer/director 👸🏻 I co-wrote The Princess Switch 1 and 2 🌈 Disabled/Jewish/bisexual/mom

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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Did I just take a class from a dominatrix about using your voice as a seduction tool? Yes, I did. Readers, it’s about to get 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ #writer #writers #romance
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
What writing a novel and querying feels like sometimes… 😂 #amquerying #writing #wip
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The perfect cake does not exist… Wait 👀 Please show me all your amazing baked goods. I’m gluten free but I love baking - please and thank you! 🙏 #baking #GBBO #Simpsons #cake
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I’m bisexual. This means I love my husband, but if you’re a woman in a suit I will fall over. No more bi erasure. 🩷💙💜 #pride #LGBTQIA #bisexual
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
While we’re all talking about The Odyssey, and previous versions of it… I’m shocked I haven’t seen this masterpiece being brought up more… #theodyssey #filmmaking
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Happy and proud to be a fellow for the 2026 Disability Belongs™ Entertainment Lab. Disabled creatives deserve a place in all artistic spaces, and I'm happy to meet and work with more people who are working to make that happen. 🎬💖 #disability #disabilitybelongs
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Really feeling the vibes of this old Ira Glass video. It got me through my first years of writing before I sold The Princess Switch, and it's helping me now. I have to FIGHT MY WAY THROUGH IT. If you're an artist and haven't seen this... I recommend it. #amquerying #writingcommunity
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Ira Glass on The Creative Process:
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andrea 💘 @starringandrea.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
GET IT TOGETHER | 88K | Adult Black Rom-Com ✨ Nothing can stop Cassie and Malcolm, bona fide workaholics, from pursuing a second, serendipitous chance at love, until a tangled web of money, frenemies, and yarn jeopardizes their best-laid plans and threatens to tear them apart.🧶🖤 #QuestPit #Q #R #A
White text and images over a brown background. Agent's guide to GET IT TOGETHER. Est. Brooklyn 2026. 88K. Now Querying. 

The Pitch: Nothing can stop Cassie and Malcolm, bona fide workaholics, from pursuing a second, serendipitous chance at love, until a tangled web of money, frenemies, and yarn jeopardizes their best-laid plans and threatens to tear them apart.

What to expect: Rom-Com Antics with Heart & Depth, Second (and third) chances, BIPOC cast of characters, he falls first, but she wants casual, high spice, cafes, clubs, and craft stores, fierce and funny friendships, anti-capitalist propaganda, "what if i just quit my shitty job"

The comps: Kennedy Ryan's can't get enough, Alexis Daria's along came amor, and HBO's insecure

A black adult rom-com of overcaffeinated proportionsWhite text and image over brown background. Image is of two people holding a disco ball. 

Text says: Get it Together - Meet the MCs
She thinks he’s too cool for her, and he thinks she’s too cool for him, and that might make them perfect for each other. 

Cassie quit her high-powered job and really wants a craft store.

Cassie loves a good plan, but she certainly didn’t plan to quit her shitty job when her boss screws her over. Determined to leave her corporate baddie phase behind, she devises “The Fun Plan” and swears off dating until she’s figured her life out. Her co-dependent ex was a nightmare, and she can’t have a man throw her off track again.

But when she runs into Malcolm eight years after their one-night stand at his beloved Brooklyn cafe, his willingness to help her out is kind of charming...

(she’s a virgo)

Malcolm owns Brooklyn’s hottest cafe and he really wants her (duh).  

Malcolm is shook when Cassie barges into his cafe with a bag full of yarn. Little does she know, he just got an embarrassing  lecture from his friends that he’s never beating the workaholic allegations, despite leaving the finance world years ago. 

Cassie’s reappearance might be the distraction he needs, and he can show her what she’s been missing.  Now if only she didn’t come with a conniving, elitist social circle that could upend everything he’s worked so hard to build...

(he’s a capricorn)

White text and images over black background. Images include pictures of coffee, food, couples, and clubs to represent the energy of brooklyn. 

Also features images of artists to listen to: Beyonce, Victoria Monet, Janet Jackson, and Amber Mark.

Text says: Get it Together - Peep the Vibe
It may be winter in Brooklyn, but Cassie and Malcolm are keeping each other warm.

Adult Rom-Com   |   Second chance   |    Found Family   |    Black MCs   |    High Spice    |    Based in NYCWhite text and images over black background. 

Text says: Get it together - the comps. 

The fierce friendships and business dynamics of Can't Get Enough by Kennedy Ryna

The will-she-just-love-him-already-feels of: Along came amor by Alexis Daria

The endearing messiness and candor of HBO's insecure
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
8 DATES OF HANUKKAH ❄️ 86,000k / Adult Holiday Rom Com! 👸 From the Co-Writer of The Princess Switch 1 and 2! 🐶 Full manuscript and photos of pets in costumes available on request! #AgentGuide #Q #R #A #QUESTPIT
Holiday blue images, photos of chefs and winter romance photos surround a blue box that reads with white writing: 8 Dates of Hanukkah Over a blue background it reads in white text: GET READY FOR....

DISABLED! JEWISH! BISEXUAL! REP!  🌈

MULTIPLE P.O.Vs (including one from a dog’s perspective!!) 🐶

GRUMPY/SUNSHINE 😤😘

COMPETENCY P@RN (his hands... and what he can do with them)  👀 

Tie him up to get answers 🪢🪢

Yes, Chef! 

Holiday madness as a way of life  🙌

He’s wanted her his whole life 🥵
 
Therapy is awesome! 😎 

Found Family 😇 ...and meddling family  😈
Over a blue background, it reads in white text: The journaling, whimsy, 
and romance of Bridget Jones’s Diary, The Jewishness and real 
moments of The Eight Heartbreaks of Hanukkah, The banter and 
holiday insanity of How My Neighbor Stole Christmas.Over a blue background it reads in white text: THE BLURB

BETH has a problem, she has just been dumped by her boyfriend DYLAN for not being outgoing enough. Desperate to show that she can change her ways, Beth comes up with a plan - The 8 Dates of Hanukkah - to bring a new adventurous date to each night of her family’s annual Hanukkah Palooza. Totally normal solution, right? Right! But Beth thinks her plan will work as long as her ex-BFF Joel doesn’t cause too many problems.

Meanwhile, JOEL is keeping secrets. First of all, Beth’s dad is sick and refuses to tell anyone. Second of all, Joel is desperately in love with Beth.
 
As Hanukkah Palooza begins - amateur magicians, famous dogs, ice-skating medalists, Human Dreidel Fights, and a Passover-themed BDSM night of passion make things - literally - explode for Beth and Joel as they realize they just might be made for each other… if they can get over their past, problems, and secrets.
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
8 DATES OF HANUKKAH ❄️ 86,000k / Adult Holiday Rom Com! 👸 From the Co-Writer of The Princess Switch 1 and 2! 🐶 Full manuscript and photos of pets in costumes available on request! #AgentGuide #Q #R #A #QUESTPIT
Holiday blue images, photos of chefs and winter romance photos surround a blue box that reads with white writing: 8 Dates of Hanukkah Over a blue background it reads in white text: GET READY FOR....

DISABLED! JEWISH! BISEXUAL! REP!  🌈

MULTIPLE P.O.Vs (including one from a dog’s perspective!!) 🐶

GRUMPY/SUNSHINE 😤😘

COMPETENCY P@RN (his hands... and what he can do with them)  👀 

Tie him up to get answers 🪢🪢

Yes, Chef! 

Holiday madness as a way of life  🙌

He’s wanted her his whole life 🥵
 
Therapy is awesome! 😎 

Found Family 😇 ...and meddling family  😈
Over a blue background, it reads in white text: The journaling, whimsy, 
and romance of Bridget Jones’s Diary, The Jewishness and real 
moments of The Eight Heartbreaks of Hanukkah, The banter and 
holiday insanity of How My Neighbor Stole Christmas.Over a blue background it reads in white text: THE BLURB

BETH has a problem, she has just been dumped by her boyfriend DYLAN for not being outgoing enough. Desperate to show that she can change her ways, Beth comes up with a plan - The 8 Dates of Hanukkah - to bring a new adventurous date to each night of her family’s annual Hanukkah Palooza. Totally normal solution, right? Right! But Beth thinks her plan will work as long as her ex-BFF Joel doesn’t cause too many problems.

Meanwhile, JOEL is keeping secrets. First of all, Beth’s dad is sick and refuses to tell anyone. Second of all, Joel is desperately in love with Beth.
 
As Hanukkah Palooza begins - amateur magicians, famous dogs, ice-skating medalists, Human Dreidel Fights, and a Passover-themed BDSM night of passion make things - literally - explode for Beth and Joel as they realize they just might be made for each other… if they can get over their past, problems, and secrets.
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
One year ago I finished my draft. Now I’m querying it!!! This feeling of happiness/dread is normal, right? #amquerying #writerscommunity
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
In 2019 I started to write a script. It still hasn't sold but I love the story so much. Today I finished the first "Vomit Draft" of the novel. I am so excited. And now I edit!
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
We are experiencing an assault on science unparalleled by anything I’ve seen in my life. It’s not one issue or another anymore, the entire institution is under attack by the most powerful individuals in the country. This Friday, where will you be? standupforscience2025.org
standupforscience2025.org
STAND UP FOR SCIENCE
March 7, 2025. Washington DC and nationwide. Because science is for everyone.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 28/01/2025
I understand that this is an overused image, but if not now, when.
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Josh @joshmlabelle.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I once worked on a visual novel game where all the surveys and focus groups said that nobody wanted romance, they only wanted mystery and sci-fi. Then 75+% of clicks in-game went to stories with explicit romantic or sexy themes. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
pcgamer.com
'These kids do not care about romance': Game devs want to know what today's teens want, and surveys say sex and romance isn't it
Young people want stories about friendship more than romance, say researchers and industry execs.
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 21/02/2025
Most people probably aren’t tracking this but Senate Republicans just started an all-night voting marathon that will allow them to gut Medicaid and increase child hunger while giving handouts to billionaires like Elon Musk.
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Swing Left @swingleft.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The first big election that could put a real check on the Trump agenda is the Wisconsin Supreme Court race on April 1st. You can take strategic action right now. Join us in volunteering or donating to help liberal Judge Susan Crawford win. Join us now: swingleft.org/wi
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Swing Left @swingleft.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Over the weekend, Elon Musk and MAGA super PACs announced their intention to spend millions of dollars to take over the Wisconsin Supreme Court to push through their right-wing agenda. Together, we can stop them. Visit Swingleft.org/WI to take action now!
swingleft.org
Protect the Wisconsin Supreme Court
Our first chance this year to put a real check on Trump.
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
My daughter is literally named after one of these films... Sabrina's ❤️ The ❤️ Savior ❤️
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Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
This cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social is getting banned on Twitter. Because of course it is.
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Don’t want to wait 2 years to help the balance of power to go back to the dems in congress? HELP OUT @gayforcongress.bsky.social now!
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
OREGON! IT’S OUR TIME! Go to 5calls.org for script on how to contact our AG. Other states have already joined the class action lawsuit, and if you want Oregon to join - CALL NOW!
Image says: NEW CALL! STATE AGS: prosecute DODG for illegal Data Breach. Scripts available at 5calls.org
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I wrote a whole book about this while I was getting my degree in Design + Technology. Activism that produces change requires social media to be one of MANY tools. But if it is your only tool, or the one you use most often… you will change nothing.
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 04/02/2025
Members of Congress have just been denied entrance to the Treasury building. The American people deserve to know what President Musk is doing with our money. We’re rallying with @moveon.org — follow along live.
youtube.com
‼️RALLY AT THE TREASURY‼️ Nobody Elected Elon!
YouTube video by Indivisible
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Over a dozen members of Congress have now been DENIED ENTRY to Treasury.
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
1. Wear sunscreen/hat. 2. Stretch. 3. Take care of your teeth, it’s expensive and painful to fix them. 4. Find a great group of friends.
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Use a Star Trek gif to describe how you feel.
media.tenor.com
a woman with red hair is sitting in a chair and covering her face with her hand
ALT: a woman with red hair is sitting in a chair and covering her face with her hand
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I’m trying to watch The West Wing for the first time… and now I’m more depressed. Should I start with Veep instead?
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Don’t forget to self care today! Take a nap! Be in nature! Read a book! Watch some TV! ❤️ #selfcare
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
This is heartening to see! The resistance is beginning. I know we are tired. I know we are fearful. But we will make ourselves heard and reclaim this country from the grip of MAGA fascism. I’ve seen the inside of barbed wire prison camps in America. We came back from that and shall overcome this.
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
In the 90s, Teen Vogue’s headlines that included the word “flirting” would have been like: “10 secret ways to flirt with your crush!” “Is your crush flirting with you?” “30 new flirty bikini styles to try this summer!” And now…
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
One of my Burbank mom groups is sharing this doc. It’s a list of all the GoFundMes for teachers who have lost their homes.
docs.google.com
Teachers List
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Leah Stokes @leahstokes.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
The great @edgarmcgregor.bsky.social, who studied climate science and has been cleaning up the park daily in Altadena for more than five years, saved hundreds of his neighbors' lives by warning them about the deadly fire. Must read. localnewspasadena.com/2025/how-two...
localnewspasadena.com
How Two Words from a 24-Year-Old Pasadena Climate Specialist Saved Hundreds of Lives - Local News Pasadena
Edgar McGregor’s timely Eaton Fire alert: ‘Get out!’
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
THIS. I know an enormous array of people in the industry, at nearly all levels & esp in recent years, they've been unemployed, working multiple jobs, moving out of LA and/or living paycheck to paycheck--barely. Crews, actors, producers, writers, directors, a fair few execs--they're just getting by.
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Deb Chachra @debcha.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Occasional reminder that there’s no, “it’s too late, its over” for anthropogenic climate change. Every molecule of CO2 that doesn’t go into the atmosphere makes a difference. Preventing 0.1 degree of warming makes a difference. Every bit of climate resilience we build together makes a difference.
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Morgan Tingley @mwtingley.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The insanity of being a fire ecologist in the epicenter of a major fire event, bags packed and ready to evacuate, watching active fire from my window, while taking media requests and explaining to the public, for the 100,000th time how climate change is largely responsible for this
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Sigh. It wasn’t a nonevent BUT we took it seriously. It was a nonevent BECAUSE we took it seriously. Same dangerous attitude I’ve seen about ozone layer deterioration: if a major campaign of concerted action averted the problem, it must have been a fake problem. Not the correct lesson to draw!
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Deric A. Hughes - SoCal War Dog @dblackanese.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
👏🏽 💯 @chuckwendig.bsky.social speaks the true true.
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas. Cartoon by the wonderful Liz Climo
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
As a Jew who writes Christmas movies… I will 100% write this. I volunteer as tribute!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/12/2024
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan theonion.com/cat-clinging...
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
-The Onion
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Arcturus SaDiablo @asadiablo.me · 20/12/2024
"I have this great business idea. But for it to work I need to steal copyrighted material, destroy the water supply, and overload the power network. But it's gonna be great if you let me do all these illegal things." Fuck AI, period.
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Brad Simpson @bradleyrsimpson.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
My son Elijah died from pediatric brain cancer in 2017, right after I met Obama at the WH and he pledged to support the cancer moonshot. These evil, soulless people are ok with kids dying from cancer, and they deserve to be haunted until the end of their days. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
rollingstone.com
Republicans Cut Child Cancer Research From Funding Bill After Musk's Meddling
Republicans removed funding for child cancer research from a new version of a bill to fund the government after Elon Musk torpedoed the previous deal.
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Megan Metzger @meganmetzger.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I am so happy about this dog. It’s going to give me the energy I need to make it to the New Year.
Superman and Kyoto sit together on the moon and gaze at the earth. We view them both from behind. It is majestic.
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Writers Guild of America West @wgawest.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
It’s time for the studios to come off the sidelines. After this industry has spent decades fighting piracy, it cannot stand idly by while tech companies steal full libraries of content for their own financial gain.
hollywoodreporter.com
Writers Guild Calls on Studios to Take “Immediate Legal Action” Against AI Companies
The union is arguing that tech companies "looted the studios’ intellectual property" while Hollywood's major companies stood by.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
Well this is grim
weird interaction with a student this week. they kept coming up with weird "facts" ("greek is actually a combination of four other languages") that left me baffled. i said let's look this stuff up together, and they said ok, i'll open a search bar, and they opened... ch*tgptand i was like "this is not a search bar" and they were like "yes it is, you can search for anything in here"

the thing that made me feel crazy is like. every kid that's using this as a browser is getting new BESPOKE false "facts." this isn't "a widespread misconception about X that stems from how it's taught in schools." each individual kid is now hooked into a Nonsense Machine

with the "widespread misconception about X" you can start at a baseline. like, ok, in tenth grade we all talk about X thing from history, and that leaves us with some misguided concepts about X, but we can correct that as students get broader understandings of the world

but with this, each child is getting UNIQUE wrong facts they are SURE are correct... because they did what we told them to do! they "looked it up"! they got it from somewhere! it's not a kid making up a belief on hearsay and assumption... it's something they think they LEARNEDthis kid was extremely combative with me, and i understood why. i was sitting in front of him and telling him that the internet, a computer, technology, all these supposedly authoritative things... were wrong. and that i, one person, was right. he basically *couldn't* believe me.

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he decided that i was simply a teacher who'd made a mistake. he could check it, after all! he could look it up! he could find the REAL facts. i obviously hadn't done that, i was just an adult who'd decided i was smarter than him. hence the defensiveness. like i said: i understood

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it was so fucking rough. i did my best, but i am one person trying to work against a campaign of misinformation so vast that it fucking terrifies me. this kid is being set up for a life lived entirely inside the hall of mirrors
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Anton Hur @antonhur.com · 03/12/2024
I liveskyed the 2024 Martial Law Declaration of Korea. This is the thread.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
This quote
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Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
#truth
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