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Disco Megan

@megandisco.bsky.social
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Teaching music, raising a person, cooking through the horrors. She/Her

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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Metaphorically? Metaphysically? You actually aren’t being clear at all Nancy.
Megan, I'm done
<deranged head shot of Nancy Pelosi>
Let me make this perfectly clear, Megan.
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The worst part is a man will sit right next to you and notice nothing.
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This always makes me giggle. I think the translation is correct, but it reads like “politics of sauce” to me.
McDonald’s Sauce Policy in English and Spanish.  The Spanish reads “Política de Salsas”
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is the eve of my 40th birthday and my band released the first single from album we’ve been working on for a very long time. I got to play a sick Wurlitzer at Rare Signals in Cambridge, my high school viola, and shout “I FEEL SO TIRED” into a megaphone at 9am. bio.site/jatktheband
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Descent (2005), no question. It’s terrifying in such a real and primal way and then oh fuck oh no there’s monsters too?!
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 26/09/2026
A #BlueskyLullaby for tonight: Since yesterday would have been the 90th birthday of the late Jim Henson, and since today marks one month since Dolly Parton died, here they are singing a duet (with Henson voicing Kermit the Frog) on Dolly's variety show in 1987. See you around.
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Dolly Parton & Kermit The Frog – “Everyday People” from 'Dolly' episode 5 (1987)
YouTube video by Jason Kottke
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Get in witches, it’s delicata squash season
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do we think Jonathan Richman has a new verse about the Lesbian Bar ready to go yet? youtu.be/mngZyb79zQM
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Jonathan Richman - I Was Dancing In The Lesbian Bar - 10/18/1998 - Shoreline Amphitheatre
YouTube video by Alt Vault
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m in awe of how my daughter’s gymnastic class works?? They’ve got the wiggliest little monsters you’ve ever seen just following multipart directions and respectfully sharing the space while 16 year old warrior queens are scaling the walls and doing backflips.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shout out to Macklemore and Ed Sheeran for clarifying what was until this week a nearly impossible "would you rather" situation.
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Breaking the cycle of generational trauma by allowing my kid to choose the “laser cats” background for her Kindergarten school picture.
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It didn’t give bombshell as much as decomposing crab shell.
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Saying No more. Not chasing prestige or approval, only saying yes to things that bring me joy and serve my/my family’s needs. Making my world a bit smaller but deeper…for now.
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Treat them like gluten or dairy, “oh no I can’t be around that person. Gives me horrible diarrhea.”
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Massachusetts to Seth Moulton
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Charlie Kelly Yells 'Get Outta Here, Snail!'
Alt: Charlie Kelly Yells 'Get Outta Here, Snail!'
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If the outpouring of grief+ memories is proof of anything, it's that they are living through us, the people who carry all of their songs and kindness and weirdness with us, because it shaped us. What they help to create is not gone. It keeps inspiring and rippling out. We carry it forward with us.
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A man died in ICE custody due to neglect of his leukemia. Gary Indiana has no power & water sources are contaminated — people with electric stoves have no way to boil it. These are told as separate stories but they’re the same fact of death by neglect written in different fonts.
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Something I don’t ever want to see is a cop’s body cam footage of someone in crisis, shared on a Meta app. Are they selling their footage?? I’d like to know! “You’ll never believe what happens next” Yeah, considering the source I absolutely will not!
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
let’s start at square one what’s a workflow
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My completely AI pilled boss sent an email so meaningless and inscrutable that I’m left wondering if this time it was actually him trying to write his own email, but sound like AI.
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Tired: women are over diagnosing themselves with psychological conditions because of social media Wired: If your wife is acting crazy, give her a vibrator and send her to the seaside.
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A friend of mine once got SO mad about Harry Potter (before JKR lost her mind) because she said it didn’t count as reading. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I would follow her to the ends of the earth oh my god. “Let’s see if you can fight! And he can’t” 😍
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Was just listening to @theferocity.bsky.social on Vibe Check talking about creator/ownership re: slavery and AI. Many people view parenthood as ownership too! Children can be cast off if they disobey, but they cannot choose leave on their own.
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 14/08/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Nice to meet you, I’m too anxious to have done anything truly dangerous.
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ten years ago I quit my dream job because of a terrible boss who I suspected of being a creep, and I shared that in my exit interview. A couple of years ago I got confirmation that he very much is and was. Today I got a phone call from the folks investigating him and WOW what a drug.
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“She doesn’t need all this candy” is what I say to justify eating my daughter’s candy and also what I whisper about myself as I eat it.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yesterday I overcame my residual grief and lack of executive functioning to finally send my doctor a message and idk…receiving a nonsensical response from an AI chat bot was the worst case scenario. I hate it here.
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Angie Craig? Of the Lists?
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
wait so we don't know how he got back into real air force one at landing so you're telling me there could be an even funnier story lying around
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Big storm and most of the tree frogs have quit yapping but this one guy just will not. He’s having frog sex tonight or getting struck by lightning trying.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 07/08/2026
Hey, I made a video for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social! Please, @mayor.nyc.gov, don't let the billionaires get their hands on our kids! Give us a full 2 year "A.i." moratorium for the schools - for students and teachers, 2K-12! (PLEASE share - and tell the mayor what YOU think at HeyMamdani.fyi !)
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Dear kid, I love that you love playing outside and I love living in a place with a big wild yard. However, it’s the devil’s temperature and we have central AC so I do not wish to participate in bug collecting and outdoor coloring!! Please and thank you!!
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tonight I learned that “heat lightning”, or the lightning you sometimes see in the summer but doesn’t make a sound, is actually just far away lightning. Light from somebody else’s storm.
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
*Beastie Boys voice* Their heads are 📣 WIDE Their eyes are 📣 LIDLESS Their limbs are underdeveloped and they possess long, thin 📣 DIGITS
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Gremlin Gal @gremlingal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Paleozoic Era Mezozoic Era Quinceañ Era Cenozoic Era
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A digital illustration based on a 1926 photo of actresses Merna Kennedy and Betty Morrissey (couldn't swear which is which). Two cute girls with short kicky hairstyles wearing similar outfits of sleeveless tops, voluminous 20s style shorts and kitten heels. The girl on the left is whispering closely into the others ear as she makes a scandalized face. Everything is cone in non-natural colors with loud patterns and textures. In a big circle over the heads of the two ladies is large script lettering, similarly gaudily colored and textured, that reads 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I have to have a filling redone at 9am on a rainy Monday and the dentist is playing Christian country music. No one has ever suffered more than me.
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is also a shoutout for my fellow low blood pressure girlies struggling to stay hydrated this summer 📣 Embrace the cottage cheese life, shun the haters!
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Cottage cheese is really doing it for me this summer. Today I put it on a bagel and topped it with sliced cherry peppers. Already scheming about lunch tomorrow. Mango y Tajín? So far no ideas have been bad ideas.
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I can never manage to put my clothes away and I got tired of living amongst piles of shame. This year, at my big age, I moved my bureau to the basement next to the dryer. I get dressed and undressed down there, the clothes never leave that area. It’s so simple it’s mind blowing.
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
📣 Hey, if you have an IUD now’s a good time to check when is the earliest you can get it replaced! Mine is good for 8 years to protect against pregnancy, but I recently learned that insurance will cover its replacement after 5 if you report bleeding!
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wow he must be getting worried if he’s giving himself endangered species protection.
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Melody Joy Kramer @mkramer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
realized our front door was magnetic.
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Perimenipausal Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Everyone’s a winner
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Disco Megan @megandisco.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Señoras y señores, cuatro a cero indeed
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