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Megan

@megahbite.bsky.social
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Gameplay programmer at Ubisoft Düsseldorf Originally from New Zealand. Ich spreche nur ein bisschen Deutsch (A1-A2) All opinions my own

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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s a very difficult artist to connect with undoubtedly, but if you do, Devin Townsend is such a rewarding experience.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Somehow managed to make it to Köln in time for a 7pm concert.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I fucking hate that this is what "Lüften" redirects to on English Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_b...
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House burping - Wikipedia
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Chris Bratt @chrisbratt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In recent years, the media has quietly begun to change the way in which it writes about Bobby Kotick, the former CEO of Activision Blizzard. PMG investigates how Kotick used the threat of defamation to reshape his legacy in the games business, one article at a time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwp...
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Inside Bobby Kotick's Campaign Against the Press
YouTube video by People Make Games
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel bad for the person at Remedy who didn't realise that pushing a patch before pre-loads were decrypted would cause the whole 90+GB package to need to be re-downloaded by every purchaser. Very human mistake that you'd think Valve would have safeguards around.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why was Cregger’s Resident Evil so… funny? I enjoyed it but the humour in the games comes more from playing the B-grade action movie schlock straight. This was straight up slapstick at times.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That moment when you don’t know how to say „Montreal Style Poutine“ with enough of a German pronunciation and end up with „Kartoffel mit Sour Cream“ 🤦‍♀️
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Austin Kelmore @austinkelmore.com · 10/09/2026
Closing out the rally, @nershly.bsky.social beautifully speaks about her experience being fired by Rockstar and how they try to use fear.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Years old frozen meat is one thing but they‘re putting Americans in this? That’d go straight to my thighs.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s the most magical time of the year, in a year where most of the public holidays have landed on weekends: Warntag.
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Sussy Siren Head Sighting
Alt: A gif of the „Sirenhead“ cryptid
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Was incredibly disappointed to see a certain OSS game project use genAI to reverse engineer binary file formats. That's not just a valuable set of skills, it's also destructive in the same way those slop recompilations are. No human involved gained the full knowledge to share w/ others.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
With the way certain game directors act publicly, I think men are too emotional to be in positions of authority in game dev. (This is a hopefully obvious joke before anyone takes it seriously, but then again is it?)
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Haha, nvidia put out a puff-piece video on DLSS5 talking about how it's using all these different render buffers to assure a good result. Turns out it's only as a training step (for some kind of per-game LORA?). The actual real-time render only has the colour buffer and motion vectors as input 🤡
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 16/06/2026
Game failure? Layoffs Game success? Layoffs Game delayed? Layoffs Game delivered? Layoffs Game announced? Layoffs Game unannounced? Layoffs Game good? Layoffs Game bad? Layoffs Game AI? Layoffs Game no-AI? Layoffs Game hated? Layoffs Game beloved? Layoffs Money cares more for layoffs than games.
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Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
SCOOP: A few weeks before the launch of Star Wars Zero Company, most of the developers at its studio were furloughed The studio says they hope to secure funds to restore their pay. Some are skeptical it'll happen I learned about this via a bitter lawsuit: www.gamefile.news/p/star-wars-...
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‘Most’ of Star Wars Zero Company studio Bit Reactor was furloughed ahead of launch
The details emerged amid a legal dispute between company founders. The lawsuit also provides an unexpected look into a studio behind one of the best-reviewed Star Wars games in years
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One thing I aspire to do is not talk smack publicly about games (esp. AAA). Like, there's already an army of Redditors and YouTube grifters who do that. The people most affected aren't the decision-makers. It's the people who spent years on their small area doing their best.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Getting the one AAA demo in before I lurk the indie area.
A demo guide brochure for the game „Tides of Annihilation“
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Already looking frazzled and the day hasn’t started yet.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Women who put eyeliner on on a train are braver than the troops. I’ve done lipstick but that’s next level.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You can travel the world and morning radio stations are all as vapid as the rest. It’s very pure.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My superpower is enjoying the „difficult“ flavours in mixed assortment sweets. Give me the coconut, the Turkish delight, the liquorice, the artificial cherry (this is controversial in NZ bc cough mixture has the same flavour).
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Repeat after me: if it’s no good for art, it’s no good for code. Parts of code are routine and boilerplate, parts of it require every iota of human creativity. Same as art. The people who think code is completely divorced from creativity have never actually explored outside their field.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Gamescom week! I’m only going to be there for trade day, and thank goodness given DB has shut the main line between Düsseldorf and Köln this week.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There's lots of really good people in game dev. Some real scumbags too, but mostly good.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I did a little internal interview at work today and it reminded me that @openra.net is about to turn 20 soon. We started the first work on it towards the end of 2006. I haven’t been involved in 15 years but my old friend Paul is still holding down the fort. Shout out to the team keeping it alive.
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Alice Ruppert 🐴🎮 @malicedafirenze.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I hope y'all are ready for the coolest fucking indie booth at gamescom next week (Hall 10.2, Booth E051g)
banner image compilation of three images. Left: woman standing in the stirrups of a saddle in front of a monitor at a conference booth. Middle: wooden "horse" (just a barrel basically) with a saddle and saddle pad on it, in front of a monitor at a conference booth. Right: three images showing the saddle controller and where it's sensors are, under the rider's seat, behind their calf, and on the reins.
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Godot Engine @godotengine.org · 17/08/2026
The results are out, and for the first time, you can download all the responses as a .csv file if you want to dig deeper into the data. Thank you everyone for participating! godotengine.org/article/godo...
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I don't think I've ever been so glad to see rain before.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Delirious heat related thoughts: what if we cracked the heat dome with a giant Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I grow increasingly suspicious that there's a concerted effort to manipulate public perception of programmers. There's increasingly this narrative that we're all using LLMs even if we're not "vibe coding" and seeing significant productivity gains from them. Not my experience at all.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It took me way too long to realise that the closed off steps leading underground in many places here are old air-raid shelters/Luftschutzräume
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Lucile Danilov @locdandloaded.net · 06/08/2026
You may not like it, but this is what peak localization looks like (Asterix: Mega Madness (PS1, 2001))
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Grass: touched
A photo of a forest in Germany. A green e-bike is in the foreground.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I've got a new-ish e-bike for cheap which is fantastic. What isn't fantastic is taking it up and down the stairs from the basement lol.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This looks a delight www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVAk...
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WICKER | Official UK Trailer
YouTube video by Black Bear UK
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
One must imagine the game dev happy.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Gamescom ticket for trade day secured. Time to haunt the indie section again.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Watching this update from @chrisbratt.bsky.social on Rockstar this evening, and William's story is horrifying. Thank you PMG for sharing game worker's stories www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym4z...
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If Rockstar Meant to Kill the Union, It Didn't Work
YouTube video by People Make Games
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Out of these proposed new Euro designs, I’m overwhelmingly favouring the bird ones, and not just because I love the birds on the NZ dollar notes. www.ecb.europa.eu/euro/banknot...
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Future banknotes
The European Central Bank (ECB) is the central bank of the European Union countries which have adopted the euro. Our main task is to maintain price stability in the euro area and so preserve the purch...
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I had to laugh a little today. There was a thread about „English words/phrases that Germans made up“ on the /r/Germany subreddit and a bunch of them are just normal non-US English terms.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Well that's a rough start to the week. Rest in peace Sam Neill.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
One of the most galling things about the renewed reporting going around about my Barcelona colleagues being laid off, is the people claiming (without evidence) that they're "just" contractors being laid off with the end of a project, or just unneeded second-class devs.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Rest in peace Bonnie Tyler, here's a metal af version of her singing "Holding out for a Hero" www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhrb...
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Bonnie Tyler-I need a hero live DVDrip
YouTube video by PioMod3
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Oh boy, I almost screamed "yes" out loud in the office reading this. There's a persistent belief in the lack of craft in games programming, and that has even been internalised by a lot of game programmers. I'm so vocally stubborn about not being a "wedge" that it's causing friction.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I've tried to describe my job in German before and the literal translation of "gameplay" does not work at all. Spielspiel. It's the way the Spiel spielt.
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OneBGS - Bethesda Game Studios Union @bethesdaunion.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
One way you can show Microsoft your concern is here through the XBOX Player Voice feedback platform: feedbackportal.microsoft.com/feedback/ide...
Yesterday’s layoffs at Bethesda Games Studios were not a cut of “14 layers of management”. We lost dozens of programmers, artists, designers and testers. Many of whom worked at BGS for decades.

If Bethesda fans are worried this will harm the quality of our future games, like TES VI, let Microsoft know!
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Games Done Quick is one of the few points of positivity in the games industry at the moment. I appreciate it a lot.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
For me one of the saddest things as a game dev about the death of physical copies of games (apart from the erosion of consumer rights of course) is that I won't have anything tangible at the end of a project anymore.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It would be a nightmare if they did this at work, not because I don't play our games, but there's no way I retain all the details of multiple 100+ hour open-worlds automaton-media.com/en/news/leve...
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Level-5 gives employees “significant” pay raises for acing quizzes about its own games, according to CEO  - AUTOMATON WEST
Akihiro Hino recently revealed that Level-5 has its employees take knowledge quizzes about the company's content, awarding high scorers with raises.
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Megan @megahbite.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I wonder - if Xbox and Sony are going digital-only, will that put them in the sights of the EU DMA regulators? Seems like it could backfire for them if so.
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