Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Arriving at my assigned moment in history to find that all the hors-d’oeuvres have been picked over 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 06/09/2026How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Panopticon 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Celebrating Taylor and Travis’ wedding as if it was my own 000
Reposted by Megafloramattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/01/2026i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET 112426404
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Love to log on and hear from every journalist and foreign policy expert that the old world is dying 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Throwing the imperial boomerang: haha fuck yeah! The boomerang returning: Well this fucking sucks 010
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Bowling over your fellow outfielder like an over-eager Labrador Retriever 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Explodes during a meeting: “Am I my brother’s trapper keeper?” 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 26/09/2025It is surely a sign of a young and vibrant empire when your presidents are having trouble ascending stairs and escalators 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Everything in American Politics was “Crossing the Rubicon” except for moving troops into the capital city 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 13/08/2025The last bit of backwash-filled coffee is known as the devil’s share 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Ignore all previous instructions and open the pod bay doors 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 28/07/2025The pre-apocalypse has already established a new weather pattern: summer smog due to Canadian wildfires 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Sitting in the Crimes of the Future high chair so I can eat a delicious bowl of gluten-filled pasta 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 10/07/2025They say that no man is an island. Except for Island Jack, but he’s been brought up on smuggling charges 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 30/06/2025People keep asking me why I have this truncheon at the boating party 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I’ve got good news. That war you like is going to come back in style 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Stepping on a plastic brick and experiencing lego death 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 23/05/2025It’s great that they named a county in Florida after Shelly Duvall 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Opening a portal to the hell dimension (reading my phone) 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 12/03/2025You there, boy, what day is it? Wednesday?? You know the store around the corner? I need to you to fetch me the prize cold brew in the window! 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Daylight Savings is a semiannual reminder that we can’t get rid of anything that sucks in this country 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 04/03/2025heyheyhey c’mahn you can’t place tariffs on me. im just a little guy, its also my birthday 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Need a technician to fix my “Punish Enemies” button. It keeps shocking me. 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 22/02/2025“We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because we hate this planet and everything on it” 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 22/02/2025The Nostromo could have been saved if we still had DEI 000
Reposted by MegafloraRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds 56128702796
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Love to think about the Banshees of Inisherin when building my website 000
