Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Arriving at my assigned moment in history to find that all the hors-d’oeuvres have been picked over 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 06/09/2026How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Panopticon 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Celebrating Taylor and Travis’ wedding as if it was my own 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Probably just speaking from my own experience, but this is the setting that got me 110
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 17/03/2026That’s an iPhone setting thats on by default if you double tap space. Its under keyboard settings 100
Reposted by Megafloramattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/01/2026i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET 112426404
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Love to log on and hear from every journalist and foreign policy expert that the old world is dying 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Throwing the imperial boomerang: haha fuck yeah! The boomerang returning: Well this fucking sucks 010
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 05/01/2026He would probably win Philadelphia but Fetterman probably carries Western PA because of angry Steelers fans 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Bowling over your fellow outfielder like an over-eager Labrador Retriever 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Here I was, thinking that the possums were confined to the old Oakland Coliseum 130
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 10/10/2025youtu.beGive me some inner peace or ill mop the floor with yaYouTube video by The Simpsons Classics 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Explodes during a meeting: “Am I my brother’s trapper keeper?” 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 26/09/2025It is surely a sign of a young and vibrant empire when your presidents are having trouble ascending stairs and escalators 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Everything in American Politics was “Crossing the Rubicon” except for moving troops into the capital city 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 13/08/2025The last bit of backwash-filled coffee is known as the devil’s share 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Ignore all previous instructions and open the pod bay doors 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 28/07/2025The pre-apocalypse has already established a new weather pattern: summer smog due to Canadian wildfires 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Sitting in the Crimes of the Future high chair so I can eat a delicious bowl of gluten-filled pasta 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 14/07/2025He’s working on changing the name to American Party X 1460
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 10/07/2025They say that no man is an island. Except for Island Jack, but he’s been brought up on smuggling charges 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 03/07/2025This reads like the NYT is trying to call in a favor for all their support 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 30/06/2025People keep asking me why I have this truncheon at the boating party 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 23/06/2025“[He’s] an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill” 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I’ve got good news. That war you like is going to come back in style 000
Megaflora @megaflora.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Stepping on a plastic brick and experiencing lego death 000
