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Bluey

@megadragon.net
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30s | He/Him | Writer and developer Giant blue storm dragon. Really into size. SFW mostly, but adult reposts sometimes.

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Bluey @megadragon.net · 01/10/2026
No, I understand. I sure didn't mean it that way, but I realize how it sounded.
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 01/10/2026
I happen to be running a very similar promotion! :3
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 01/10/2026
"Who wears the pants in this relationship, huh? ... Seriously, we need to decide. We only have enough fabric for one pair."
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 01/10/2026
I know a few trans people who fled Texas for better rights, and good for them, I wish them well, but... if everyone who cares to make the state a better place leaves, it'll just get worse. It's privileged of me to say "I can't go, all my stuff is here", I know, but...
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 01/10/2026
I was listening to commentary about how tech barons want AI-generated art and music so that they could monetize creating it for users on demand (and keep them isolated from culture, of course, as a side benefit). Personalized art already exists! It's called commissioning artists.
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Big Boy Meow 🔞 @unchainedlynx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let's bump bellies. And slowly lift our shirts while touching bellies for belly-on-belly skin contact. And gently touch each other's sides, tracing contours. Try to disregard how tent-pitchy we totally aren't.
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 27/09/2026
You thank the cashier for letting you take a look and I follow you out with my suspiciously guitar shaped belly
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 27/09/2026
I'm gonna eat the guitars
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 27/09/2026
Food prices are getting so high that I'm seriously considering tasting this "tender beef entree" that I give my cat
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 27/09/2026
I just saw some "new" C64 game posted to the C64 subreddit and it's such an obvious vibe-coded thing that in the project page it has under "useless trivia" that it underwent 103 code revisions. Am I supposed to be impressed that you asked Claude one hundred three times?
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 27/09/2026
*orders you a couple more~*
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M SiFEAR @msipher.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
the "tonight's episode" image, with the quote-skeeted text
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 26/09/2026
Gives a new meaning to software bloat :3
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ThiccCryptid @thicccryptid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Comm for @bastiel.bsky.social A cute kobold approaches you at the curio shop. What do you do?
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peppendraws.bsky.social @peppendraws.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sabrina Online's impact on the furry community has been huge - so for her 30th anniversary I've drawn her appropriately big :3 Please join me celebrating by drawing her huge as well! #MacroSabrina
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 23/09/2026
I know that feeling all too well... being like, the "disposable friend", in a way? I promise you've never been like that to me! In fact it's been the opposite, worrying that you have too many other friends to deal with someone like me.
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 23/09/2026
That's true! I like to measure my paw height in Duncans.
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 23/09/2026
Would this be small enough?
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 23/09/2026
yep, me too~
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 23/09/2026
it is POSSIBLE I haven't seen a pumpkin in so long that I have forgotten what they ARE LIKE so maybe this metaphor has broken down but STILL I am COMING for YOU
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 23/09/2026
But are you PREPARED for the dragon whose BELLY SCALES are kind of like a PUMPKIN'S RIND if you were to CLOSE YOUR EYES
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 22/09/2026
Aw, I'm sorry to hear it's still been down! Sorry I wasn't able to help much...
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 22/09/2026
Ugh I was losing so I had to give up that last Civ 2 game. I can handle Warlord difficulty (2) but the second I try to move up to Prince (3) it just falls apart. I know that doesn't mean much to people who are normal but I'd really like to try streaming Civ at one point and I need to be good
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 22/09/2026
I noticed I needed to update my age in my bio and since it's so HIGH I've just changed it to "30s" so it's slightly less embarrassing
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Sully (Hungry Magical Kobold and Mischievous Feeder Kitty) @sussykoboldad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rest upon your laurels, oh hero! For the village shall shower you in as much ale and mutton as you desire tonight for saving it! Artistic Freedom for @grapederg.bsky.social #fatfur
One chunky dragon guzzling down ales at the tavern as villages celebrate him as a hero!
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Cube Seal 🧊🦭 @cubeseal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Leon E. Coyote #wilerunner
Resident Evil x Wile E Coyote parody
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Arador @aradortd.art · 17/09/2026
I can't stop growing! I can't sop growing! I can't stop growing!
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 17/09/2026
Now CHARIZARD is the Hero of Time~
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CritCorsac 🎮 Dovvee's ReQuest Out Now 🎮 @critcorsac.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy Winged Won Wednesday to those who celebrate it! 🎉 And what better way is there to celebrate it than to play Dovvee's ReQuest today FOR FREE! 🐉 critcorsac.itch.io/dovvees-requ... 🐉 #GameDev #GameBoy #RPG
Screenshot of a Game Boy RPG called Dovvee's ReQuest. The player is opening a chest. The text at the bottom reads...

"More like "win"ged "won".
Am I right?
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McBoosh @mrboosh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Some of ya’ll
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 14/09/2026
I have a Chipotle right down the street! Although I am... in Texas...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A manager says "you're fired!" to an employee. The employee says "uh, I'm not sure if I understand. I'm Millennial, so could you frame this as a Bluey reference." The manager gets on the phone, sighs and says "see if the human resources Bluey is available." A person in a Bluey costume says "yer fired, mate." The ex-employee smiles and says "I am sad, but reassured by your gentle, non-judgemental simplicity." The manager watches the ex-employee leave and says to the HR Bluey "honestly, we have so many Millennial employees now, we should just hire you on full time."
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 14/09/2026
The thinking here is to get it back to a baseline, and start adding things back to it to try to single out what might be failing. (Sorry if it sounds like I'm talking down to you, I used to be an IT guy 💦)
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 14/09/2026
Dang, yeah, I got to thinking about it and if the error happened all the sudden, surely it wasn't because of something new plugged in. Sorry about that! I heard ASUS and BIOS and jumped to a weird conclusion. I'd unplug and unseat everything I could, video card and all, and see if it boots again.
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 14/09/2026
Look at the back of the PC and make sure there isn't anything plugged into a USB port that has a "BIOS" something label on it. I have an ASUS motherboard myself, and I know one of the ports is special because it's some sorta BIOS flash thing...
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 14/09/2026
Oooo how is that Shiner Dandelion? I saw it on sale here recently but didn't commit!
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 14/09/2026
Epona running up to see who was playing her song and then immediately turning around to save her back
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 14/09/2026
you did say ask you *anything* so I'm ASKING you to gimme some >:3
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 14/09/2026
what kind of rums
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 14/09/2026
As a dragon and an IT guy, this resonates with me because it's how we as a species talk about printers
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 14/09/2026
yes, hello, I am a cute thing and would like to volunteer to be come across
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GoofyAhDragons @goofyahdragon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mighty Charizard
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KasaTheDog @kasathedog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well, would you? #dragon #dragonart #stickerdesign
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 06/09/2026
You deserve it, as a treat 💙
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 06/09/2026
No wonder, I'd be excited to meet that kangaroo too!
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 05/09/2026
I would like to be big and rampage through a city today.
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Bluey @megadragon.net · 05/09/2026
In medieval times, would it be called a beastfolk convention
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Hostile Fox Takeover @bigbeastenergy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dragons that bloat vs dragons that SWELL
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