Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 4hI’m pretty sure I have a brain cloud like Joe vs the Volcano 000
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 7h#Last4Watched #Letterboxd #LetterboxdFriday #Filmsky 070
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Between the miniseries that wrapped up a few months back and the scene in Midnight X-Men today, us Scott Summers fans are EATING GOOD this year ❌ 000
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My Uber driver has 5 stars (it’s his GTA wanted level) 000
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Clair Obscur is the most 7 out of 10-ass 7 out of 10 game I've ever played but I will give it so much fucking credit for that Beerfest "I was hoping maybe you could call ME Landfill" moment after that end of Act 1 death. 000
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Feel truly blessed to live in a time where a guy who had his mom intervene so he wouldn't have to fight Mark Zuckerberg is going to teach us about the future of war. 010
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Resident Evil is a movie for idiots. People who see a lot of locks but need to hear the character say “there are a lot of locks”. People who see someone with bad aim but need the character to say “I don’t shoot good”. A video game adaptation where they need to hear the character yell “video games”. 100
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If a MF can be named Ray and it’s short for Raymond then dudes named Roy should be able to go by Roymond. 101
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it. 110
Reposted by Riposte MaloneMelody C. Turtle 🐢🌌 Author VTuber & Creator of Various Things @melodycturtle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026kinda fucked up what this shit did to the titanic 041
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sean McVay looks like a Temu LA Knight #nfl 000
Reposted by Riposte MaloneMelody C. Turtle 🐢🌌 Author VTuber & Creator of Various Things @melodycturtle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My Miis watching as my joycon drift sends the cursor up to the top of the screen.static.klipy.comWillem Dafoe's Worried GazeAlt: Willem Dafoe looking up 041
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Me whenever I see someone honking on some bodacious boobers 000
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Happy Saturday to all (except anyone who ever bought an Alien Ant Farm album) 010
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 08/08/2026People are so selfish these days. Have any of you ever even considered the GIVING of Pelham One Two Three? 000
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Got to watch the Dog Surfing Championship in Pacifica this weekend 020
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I may not be much to look at but I’m also really bad at my job. 000
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This lady at the Giants game is absolutely KILLING IT 011
Reposted by Riposte Malonegorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Releese Witherspoon (something you can say if she ever gets arrested for some sort of financial crime) 2353
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Li’l man and me each got controller holders this weekend. His Spyro one happened to show the very day he beat Spyro. 010
Reposted by Riposte MaloneEmil Zátopunk @sweatyweather.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The Odyssey is an immortal work of literature that resonates with people across 3,000 years because it contains all four of the traditional story types: 1. man vs. man 2. man vs. self 3. man vs. nature 4. undercover boss 042
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Trump: “This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain and a hundred percent reason to remember the name.” 000
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 12/07/2026lol Lindsey Graham. Another one down. It’s all really happening, isn’t it?static.klipy.comWhite Dominoes FallingALT: White Dominoes Falling 010
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Me, the morning after having an Enchirito for dinner. 010
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I feel like if God actually loved Landon Roupp, he would have made him better at his job. 000
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 24/06/2026The copestatic.klipy.comIt Has BegunALT: It Has Begun 000
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Very much looking forward to the “lol The Mandalorian and Grogu reviews” people on here becoming “well actually the Supergirl reviews don’t matter” people. 000
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 20/06/2026How is it 2026 and we still don’t know if there’s a heaven for a gangsta? Or if G’s get to go to heaven? Seriously, what are we even doing? 000
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 14/06/2026When you rappel down a silo bc you absolutely have to let a MF know that you have a urinary tract infection 010
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Mina the Hollower is fun but like where in the everloving fuck are these dungeons? Found and beat one but the rest of my playtime has been hours exploring and finding nothing but useless dead ends or loops back to where I started. 010
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Post a logo, emblem, or title (with its original font) that remains as perfect today as when it was new. 011
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 12/06/2026If you offer thrills and chills but no spills you can fuck right off 010
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 11/06/2026If I was one of the 8 other members of #WuTang and we had a gig, I’d give U-God incorrect directions to the venue 000
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Telling the interviewer that my weakness is my inability to study to Lo-Fi Beats To Study To 011
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The city of New York realizing it’s one win away from being razed to the fucking ground 000
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Cat owners will post a video of their cat attempting to claw their fucking eyes out and then post a caption like "we don't deserve cats ❤️" 000
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Finding the clit is actually super easy if you use Z-targeting #oot 000
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I woke up from a dream in the middle of the night last night praying I’d remember it in the morning because I was convinced the idea would make me rich. The idea was a tv show about an ex-sailor who helped people around town using his knowledge of tying knots. The show was called “Knot a Problem”. 210
Riposte Malone @meatiershower.bsky.social · 05/06/2026My #Last4Watched for #LetterboxdFriday #Last4 #Letterboxd #Filmsky 050
