The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Love how this app sometimes forgets u looked at all ur notifications and says u now have 30+ unread ones. Really cool ty website. 040
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Why do Amazon and Netflix original movies always seem so contrived? Is it because I only watch them when they get clipped and reposted on TikTok? Or do they actually have really terrible stories? 010
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The wistful contemplative feeling u get from finishing a show u had on ur watchlist for years and deleting it from ur bookmarks. Miss u show 010
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I get that the way to become big on here is to get in early and be top reply guy but I just love being the late bottom reply guy more 😔 010
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 19/07/2026First dude to slip on a banana peel was probably like "holy shit!" 110
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 18/07/2026What if u went to ET's planet and all the other ETs were wearing clothes? 010
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Approximately 90% of online comments about a subject are incorrect. The other 10% are unfalsifiable. 020
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Cyberpunk but I'm an employed middle-class yuppie who gets all the sexy neon tech while also being sheltered from any societal decay or dystopia elements. 020
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Fave type of Letterboxd/Backloggd/Serializd reviews are the ones in a different language but where u can tell they're just making the same jokes and complaints as everyone else! 040
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Is calling it Twitter the only example of ethical deadnaming? 052
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Imagine watching the finale to Avatar live on Nickelodeon and having ur life changed, only for Spongebob to come on straight after. 120
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Forever resisting the urge to set Crazy Frog as my ringtone again. It'll be funny ONCE! I know this. 020
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Hot take but I really like it when fandoms get a large influx of casuals. Most of the time it makes the community more diverse and accepting, while also legitimising the source material. 020
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 24/03/2026They call me Sonic. Cuz I am faster than sound, I keep on jumping around. Blue hedgehog Sonic. With incredible speed, I'm moving my feet. 020
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 23/03/2026u should know I read almost all your posts while on the toilet. 010
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 20/03/2026This place is kinda like methadone therapy but for Twitter addicts. 110
Reposted by The_McRib🎃🍂🐈⬛🦇Autumn🦇🐈⬛🍂🎃 @autumn-augustus.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Its a bad year for Gnomes 021
Reposted by The_McRibBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/03/2026 I respect Luigi of Mario & Luigi more than I do Mario, because while Mario is naturally gifted and full of courage Luigi is a timid humiliating creature who still endeavors to protect those around him 482360319
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 11/03/2026The temptation to become even more annoying when you know someone is ignoring you is soooo alluring. I will have your attention 😈 010
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Ugh this man is just exquisite. I need a Duolingo course about a Cuneiform language and I need it NOW!youtube.comIrving Finkel Writes In Ancient CuneiformYouTube video by The Ancients 000
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Begging for people to realise that if you quote retweet someone and then block them, no-one can read what you quoted. It's like the modern equivalent of someone on a street corner screaming at thin air. 010
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Sometimes I pretend Lois doesn't exist and I am the mother to three beautiful children with Peter... 🥰 020
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 04/02/2026What if "qualityslop" when people just consume content mindlessly because it's good? 010
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Me reading this desperately trying to come up with a joke about "Infinite Vest". 000
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Why do so many 'AAA' games open only on the primary monitor, don't let you set their resolution higher than the primary monitor's resolution, and freeze/minimise whenever you click another window? Fucking annoying. 000
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 28/10/2025We're here, we're queer. We don't want any more bears!media.tenor.coma cartoon ambulance is driving down a street and says siren wailsAlt: Bear Patrol van from The Simpsons episode about immigrants. 000
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 27/10/2025This is wrong. How did I get here? How do I return? Help! 010
Reposted by The_McRibjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Just found out my wife has been arguing with another man 171331124
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 26/09/2025In one of my first ever business meetings, I barely understood a word anyone said. That's because they were using business terminology, and also because I happened to be in Tokyo. 020
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 17/09/2025What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he just came out and said hello to you? 031
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 15/09/2025I really wish someone had told me that the Tetris film ends with Nintendo in a car chase to get Tetris out of Moscow before Robert Maxwell and the evil Russian spies catch them! 010
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 13/09/2025You are being arrested for cruelty to a protected species (me). You have the right to remain silent. 010
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Would u thank me if I squashed u under my thumb like tiny ant? 040
The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Dudes be named Roger but don't understand shit. Girls really named Karen but don't care about it. Dudes even be named Bennett but ain't never been it. 030
