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The_McRib

@mcrib.bsky.social
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ummm don't use my content without crediting me tyvm 😡
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wild animal racing duh
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What will u do when it gets to 69000 or, god-forbid, 69069?
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
U really were such an England hater when u made this a couple years ago
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I didn't know u could eviscerate can u teach me
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It me I'm McRib
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That just means ur negative review will be unique so people will respect u more as a hater
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Love how this app sometimes forgets u looked at all ur notifications and says u now have 30+ unread ones. Really cool ty website.
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Why do Amazon and Netflix original movies always seem so contrived? Is it because I only watch them when they get clipped and reposted on TikTok? Or do they actually have really terrible stories?
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
U should miss one of these so I permanently have 1 more badge than u do
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
smh this is why you never factcheck a YouTube comment. Just let that baby out no matter how inaccurate it is!
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The wistful contemplative feeling u get from finishing a show u had on ur watchlist for years and deleting it from ur bookmarks. Miss u show
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I get that the way to become big on here is to get in early and be top reply guy but I just love being the late bottom reply guy more 😔
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My favourite Dael memory was when we got to see the shopping list scrawled on the back of her hand...a real behind the magic moment!
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
First dude to slip on a banana peel was probably like "holy shit!"
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
What if u went to ET's planet and all the other ETs were wearing clothes?
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Approximately 90% of online comments about a subject are incorrect. The other 10% are unfalsifiable.
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Stop quipping you're distressing the other patreoners
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Are u the minion
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
i just had 5 bananas, dare me to drive?
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Yes
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Draw McRibs pls
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ooh is that where u get ur stench from?
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Excellent game
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
They are 7ft tall toddlers so I still think they would bully u savagely and relentlessly.
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Cyberpunk but I'm an employed middle-class yuppie who gets all the sexy neon tech while also being sheltered from any societal decay or dystopia elements.
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It's me I'm the rat
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Giant Rat Makes All The Rules (Video Game)
ALT: Giant Rat Makes All The Rules (Video Game)
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
d:
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
(don't actually it's my name)
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
That's so sad u should change ur name to McRib
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Posted without comment.
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
@mothcub.bsky.social u like armpit what do u think
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Thx I own ur bedroom now and I want to move a tenant in so I'm evicting u
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The coms when it's time to X:
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Zoran The Bear with Xcom Squad
ALT: Zoran The Bear with Xcom Squad
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Fave type of Letterboxd/Backloggd/Serializd reviews are the ones in a different language but where u can tell they're just making the same jokes and complaints as everyone else!
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Tom Scott is in
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Is calling it Twitter the only example of ethical deadnaming?
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
What if the next slot was that episode of Fairly OddParents where Cosmo gets pregnant and has a baby?
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Imagine watching the finale to Avatar live on Nickelodeon and having ur life changed, only for Spongebob to come on straight after.
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Which toe is the big toe on her middle leg
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Marge is my wife and we're very happy thanks
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homer simpson and marge simpson are laying in bed together .
ALT: homer simpson and marge simpson are laying in bed together .
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Don't do this Mad Libs are wrong
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This happened to mine but I found a permanent fix for it
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
When the X be comming
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a computer generated image of two aliens looking at a building
ALT: a computer generated image of two aliens looking at a building
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
U should get ur big truck licence first
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
He is so happy hanging around with Peter Griffin :'-)
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
smh just post all ur posts now don't make us wait
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
U ain't putting me anyway with those eyebrows getting in the way. Need to shave those off first!
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Forever resisting the urge to set Crazy Frog as my ringtone again. It'll be funny ONCE! I know this.
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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Can I have some subscriber pls
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